Airline Safety card style poster for short people getting into a large bed
~$9 – 35 USD
~$9 – 35 USD
I want to make an instructional poster in the style of an airline safety card on how short girls can get into and out of a large bed.
The story: I made an extra large bed (i'm very tall) and people (girls) have trouble getting into it.
So i'm making a joke/poster of it.
-info: No smoking, no eating in the bed, no phone usage while others are in the bed, warning of height (80cm)
-an area drawing of large bed (like the 3D aircraft in example file) with entrance and exist arrows/pathway,
-primary method of entry: turn around (butt to bed), place hands on bed,, hop up to sitting,, swing legs on
-secondary method: jump and roll
-emergency wooden block stowed under the bed.
-spooning positions to prevent rolling out of bed,
-restrains may be provided
-forward exit: sit at edge, hands at side, slide
- rolling exit out of bed: lay at the edge face down, drop one leg, then other and slide to the floor.
-stealing the duvet will result in ejection,, two people in bed one with all the duvet and red circle and slash then a large arrow to apic of being kicked out: am thinking a kick with arrow and girl in mid air about to fall with a face of ahhh #¤%#: like old road runner style)
Have fun with it, just keep the style of a safety card with square segments and line gfx