I’m looking for a freelancer to help me create a stand-up routine about my experiences of being a male gold medalist in HVWT Black Belt Fighting and having 5 Irish Catholic siblings. The tone I’m looking for is family lighthearted comedy so if any jokes or anecdotes included, they should have a positive and uplifting spin. Additionally, although I do have some ideas for the routine, I’m open to any suggestions from the freelancer. Lastly, the desired length is 10-20 minutes. If you think you can create something unique and funny that will make my audience laugh, please feel free to contact me. I a Professor, a LT Colonel, a Georga Coffee County Sherrif, a 36 time Fighting Champion, 7th Degree Black Belt in Isshinryu Karate, a brother of 4 Irish Catholics, a published award winning Poet. I was a catholic alter boy, a CCD Teacher of 7th graders. I was also brought up, under daily pain & Beatings. I think a comedy rourine should be easy to write a comedy routine using these past experiences. When people ask me, why I got a Black Belt? I tell them, so, I could go to bed, without bleeding.

I am looking for a talented music producer who can create a remix of my cinematic track about mental health. The ideal candidate should have experience in remixing and a good understanding of different genres. I have the beat and vocals. Not individual stems. I'm very passionate about this track, it's about mental health awareness and seeks to shed light on the broken system. Requirements: - Experience in remixing EDM tracks - Knowledge of various music genres - Ability to explore and experiment with different genres while maintaining the essence of the original track - Strong musical sense to preserve both the melody and lyrics of the original track Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in remixing EDM tracks - Proficiency in music production software and equipment - Creativity and ability to think outside the box when it comes to exploring different genres - Strong communication skills to understand and incorporate the client's vision for the remix If you are a skilled music producer with a passion for remixing and exploring different genres, then you are the perfect fit for this project. Apply now and let's create a unique and exciting remix together.

I am looking for someone to provide a friendly voiceover in English for a project. The voiceover should be suitable for both children and adults. Professionalism, energy, and clarity are essential as I want the voiceover to bring life and personality to the project. I'm looking for someone who is well-spoken, dynamic, and creative. Experience with voiceover work is preferred.

I am looking for a professional to produce spiritual beat music for me. I want the music to capture a minimalist and calm vibe, with either synths or natural sounds. I have a specific idea of what instruments and sounds I want to incorporate, so I would need someone with expertise to bring my vision to life. The beats should be at least 3 minutes in length. If you think you are the right person for the job, please get in touch and we can discuss more details.

I am in need of a freelancer to help me reassemble my Technics sound system. Unfortunately, I do not have the necessary instructions to do so. I need someone who can physically reassemble the system for me. If you know how to properly reassemble Technics sound system that includes, equaliser, cassettee player, amplifier, vinyl player etc and are comfortable helping me out, please bid on my project. I am looking forward to hearing from you soon. Thank you!

Male voice needed to say one sentence aloud - The sentence will be provided by the client - The tone or emotion of the sentence should be serious - The project needs to be completed ASAP Ideal Skills and Experience: - Male voice actor with a serious tone - Experience in delivering voiceover projects quickly and efficiently