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Not sure if my message sent, but I'm getting screwed by my teacher, I need 6 assignments completed by Tuesday, 2 on hamlet, 2 on fifth business and two on essay deconstruction. I really need this credit so I can go to university and succeed, I'm in a crazy rush and that's why I'm not able to do them myself

i need a AE pro to edit videohive after effects template. nothing crazy, just use the transitions and effects inside the template and rearrange them, trim video, add supplied voiceover , add supplied music, add supplied captions, add supplied pics, vids etc. ill guide u on what to add at which part, storyline etc. only pros no amateurs

I am looking for a new logo design for my beach house. One that I can incorporate in to the sign for the house as well as for T-shirts, Koozies, Facebook, etc. The house is located on Pawleys Island, South Carolina. If you go to Pawleys Island Realty you can find Plum Crazy UP and Plum Crazy Down. There are the pictures of the house.

Logo Needed for Instagram and Facebook. A food blog that posts photos and recipes and meat. You could call us Carnivores. Need someone who has an eye for something wild and crazy. Almost graffiti look. The Blog is called HolyShtCarnivore. Our target audience is 20-40. Think out the box. The logo will be used on watermarks on our photos and on our Instagram and Facebook pages. Along with promotions.

Hi Yasin H., I search this graphics... can you help me?? https://www.freelancer.com/contest/Illustrate-a-crazy-monkey-cartoon-character-to-be-put-on-a-tshirt-1560931-byentry-30143917?w=f&ngsw-bypass=

I just need more time to figure out how to do all that that stuff and our teacher is bit crazy about self education and testing us stuff we never learned at his classes. The tasks ll be from very easy to more complex and with some complex stuff especially the read in control and pass to a struct over a dynamic memory stuff i could not figure out yet It ll be tasks like: create a struct with (simple) Surname Name Birthday 1. make a programm that reads in those (Surname ,Name ,Birthday), (also more or less simple) but the programm should close witch ESC pressed at anytime <--that troubls me a bit .because when i try to implement it with a getchchar () in a while combined with an if ( c == 27) ---> return o; it always just delets the hole entry line 2. extend the pro...

Need a fast turn around on a sales pitch deck. I have the slides already done in a design I'm not crazy about. looking for someone who can take the existing deck and redo it in a different style and redesign a few of the slide layouts and graphics. I can handle text. Need a better look and feel. This is in Power Point. thanks

Hi guys, We are a brewery company and we will launch our new beer in august. The name of this IPA beer is : Make the donkey scream. We need a design that features thi...august. The name of this IPA beer is : Make the donkey scream. We need a design that features this new beer. We want something that looks like the inspiration I put attached to this description. Please do not copy. It is just an inspiration. The design has to be in a circle (perfect for sticker), the donkey has to be "astonished" and a bit crazy as well. The name of the beer has to be visible and the name has to highlight the crazy character of the donkey. The donkey is on a hill or mountain. Keep the design as simple as possible. About colour --> the floor is yours. We need svg form...

Go over my store and be sure all things are wheg they are supposed to be pages lined correctly products are in correct category and if not put it in the right one delete unnecessary stuff if needed edit collections titles bring best selling photo to title front pages redesign overall look to make it sexy and inviting and mor...titles bring best selling photo to title front pages redesign overall look to make it sexy and inviting and more appealing and customer user friendly in general also seo, google and mobile friendly I don’t have a lot of money as I’ve gone thru 26 techs at fiverr no one seem to know what they are doing I’ve even paused the store until I can find a tech who does what they can if u can help and aren’t crazy expensive reach out to me plea...

I need a Design for this crazy year of 2020;. I would love to have the first zero as a covid-19 virus and the last zero as raised fist and if possible try to add the murder bee. for the best design i will pay 30.00

Hello, I am looking for a logo design for a clothing brand I want to start called RICH6. I am not looking for any crazy designs, something simple and to the point. I uploaded two photos which I would like to use as a reference of what I would like as the logo. The logo should be a combination of 2 or 3 colours, black white or red.

Go over my store and be sure all things are wheg they are supposed to be pages lined correctly products are in correct category and if not put it in the right one delete unnecessary stuff if needed edit collections titles bring best selling photo to title front pages redesign overall look to make it sexy and inviting and mor...titles bring best selling photo to title front pages redesign overall look to make it sexy and inviting and more appealing and customer user friendly in general also seo, google and mobile friendly I don’t have a lot of money as I’ve gone thru 26 techs at fiverr no one seem to know what they are doing I’ve even paused the store until I can find a tech who does what they can if u can help and aren’t crazy expensive reach out to me plea...

I need you to write a small python script in the Linux environment. I need to create a panorama image from multi-camera data. Cameras are in different directions. I want to use OpenCV, others welcome too. Let’s discuss more. Don’t bid crazy.

Hello Creators, I am looking for a Gaming YouTube channel 3D logo with 360 degree rotational model along with Video intro. Very Important: Please show me my logo draft, first cut or sketch until i can't make an order. Channel Name: Crazy Maddy (Basically for PUBG mobile Streaming)

...the same font. Picture 2 is a variety of beer cans. Picture 3 is Crash Bandicoot's crazy face. Picture 4 is a skateboarder just pushing along. Picture 5 is a sketch on the end result for ORIENTATION, it looks horrible and I made it with paint, please make sure your design looks better than what i made. The design is pretty simple. I want a human sized beer can with very thin arms and legs on a skateboard to push like the skater in Picture 4, also make the skating beer can hold 1 beer can in any of its hands (with a litte bit of foam coming out from the top). I want the company logo (Picture 1) written on the skating beer can, in a way that you can read all the letters. The skating beer can should have a crazy face similar to Picture 3, also make the tongue lash out an...

This photo is way to orange! Make it less orange and use as many crazy objects or ideas to change this photo / background in a hilarious way. Give us a good laugh. Anything goes, the more Unicorns / leather whips and dildo;s in the background, the better!

My joomla website with marketplace extension needs to go live and i need some help Needs mobile, desktop and tablet CSS opimization and some small joomla fixes Requirements: search bar needs to look nice and big 100% of top bar, when typing prediction text must flow nicely. menu css adjustments for dekstop and tablet --- looking all crazy floating on top on categories images for dekstop is awful: (please tweak for all devices) 4. opening slideshow should stretch longer and cover the current whitespace to flow better, the logo (must look good for mobile and desktop) adding a product the view cart link that gets generated needs to be linked properly to /shop/shopping-cart adding a product and clicking on the

I need a color headshot cartoon caricatures of the attached image. I do not want it too crazy. I would like the name Jimia Cain over the top of it and under it, I would like the tagline to say: Changing Credit Changing Lives in smaller font size than the one above it. I would like it on a transparent background too.

Hi chanchalsharma27, I Am looking for a freelancer to help me regularly with updates to my website: . The website is built and I like the way it is but I often need fixes and upgrades so it would be sma...properly: we have an ecommerce part to the website, and the payments seem to work, but some clients are having trouble with it, so it is to do a review of the payment process and make sure there is no glitch anywhere 3. Confirmation email: currently customers do not receive a confirmation email when they place an order, and I would like to make sure this feature is in place. As I said, nothing too crazy. Can you let me know what your price would be to do those three things, and if it all works well, I’ll just keep working with you for future projects. Thanks! Helene

(By the way this wouldn't be for a real movie, just a teaser trailer about 1 minute long or so in a cinematic trailer format) We can talk more about it in chat but the title is pretty much all you should need to commit to this project. It would be posted on TikTok and youtube so we would need to be able to make a version that fits the screen for tiktok. Creative input needed.

Project for website Cloning and website migration. Hi, I have created this project as 1. I need you to clone and call it the only changes will be the logo and wordings like repacing brisbane north b and b to narangba motel 2. Migrate from its existing crazy domains server to my server

Hi Ravi. This is Jamie from NCT. I am sending you a message from my friends business account. Her name is Shannon and her company is Boom Recruitment. She has an email system that is a bit of a mess and needs your help. The email is hosted on Perth Web Hosting. I think she needs it transferred to another hosting like crazy domains. Please talk to Shannon and advise what you need to do the transfer. The next message will be from here. Jamie signing out. Talk to me on my net message if you need.

Create 15 male characters and 15 female characters using Mixamo. Download Mixamo from Steam See the guide attached to learn how to use Mixamo and the required format. You have the freedom of how characters will look like You can easily create one character in less than 10 minutes using Mixamo so don't bid a crazy amount. Budget is $40 Max

We are looking to create a sophisticated and inspirational fitness brand identity kit for "Emerge" / "Emerge Fitness" We are looking for a logo, brand colors, brand fonts / typography, an empowering yet relatable fitness illustration style (no crazy-buff silhouettes, or cheesy stick figures), and a still photo style which plays nicely with the logo and the overall theme / feel of the brand (explained below). But generally we want something simple, cool, not overly designed. We want a style and some consistency across the logo, and how it would be used with both illustrations or real images. An illustration style we like is attached. Two brands we love are: Rapha, lululemon, TRX (), About the Brand: "We exist to inspire everyone to reclaim ownership over ...

Hi, we are from Germany and want to create a funny and crazy comic book about a penis. We have little problems about finding the right style and look of the penis and so we decided to try freelancer.com. Maybe someone will create a really cool penis, that we will use for our comic. I will add some pictures I have found on the internet for inspiration. Please write, if there are any questions. Thank you!

We want game developers who are passionate about gamification! This funded startup is blending flash games with science in a scalable, cross platform (iOS and Android) application. You’ll receive UX/UI production credits in our game screens. We want you aboard by June 8th. Yes, we’ve been told we’re crazy, yet the individuals on our team have strong experience in quickly actualizing the seemingly improbable into excellent results. Indian developers in India preferred. The first version of the app is in English. You must be absolutely fluent in English. Hindi and other versions of the app will be built. Our company is chartered in, and doing business from California, with stakeholders from the United States and India. Please send your portfolio and references immed...

I want to draft an email response however they can’t catch me in a certain way from perspective of legal because am not that good in writing or expressing my experience in some related issues. I want an email response in regards of an issue am facing with my manager which she was suppose to be my wife however thank god I got to know she’s crazy

Emblem for clothing design. To incorporate a bat in the design. Preferably a crazy looking bat

I am looking for somebody to write a series of different short stories. I want the stories to be told in the 1st person, as if they are personal experiences. They don't have to be based on true stories, but I would like them to be believable. The point of the short stories are to be funny, and wild experiences. Just like those crazy experiences that our parents tell us years on. The point of this short book is really to provide entertainment. The title is called no filter, because it reveals the person's true thoughts of what they thought on what was going on. I am looking for a variety of entertaining stories i.e. a trip to Mexico, a college dorm party, getting chased by gang members, a secret rendezvous with a friend's sister. Edgy stuff, yet I want to keep the lang...

Hello, My job title may look awkward, but that's my style ;) I want a crazy awesome something new and more than ordinary website design for a web design company. People game for it can give it a try by contacting me. Thanks

...______________________________________________________ Resume of the steps: 1. Check the excel list of the products we want to create and will give u access 2. select the product EXAMPLE: 3. CREATE a name for the product (BE creative here :) ). EXAMPLE: CarMirrorPRO (you can search for brand name generators on google) 4. CREATE a logo for the name. (doesn't have to be anything crazy, just something that looks good and its related with the product, so for example, for this product i would create the name of the product in a goofy font and add a bone below it. 5. create the content for the product (you can see the list above), you can check amazon product description, amazon reviews, aliexpress product information etc, its almost copy/paste job on this one, depending on the ...

I have created a domain through crazy domains and now need someone to create my webpage

Hi, I am looking for one logo designer and logo should have name Crazy Byte or can be CB then full name. It should be rich look. Send sample in message and let's discuss

Hi Anurag K., hope you've been well in these crazy times! This time I have an unusual project: I only need good screencasts taken from a music visualization player. My own computer doesn't run smooth enough to do this well. Could you do it? The links work best on Chrome (or Edge or Safari, not so much Firefox). I'll send them later.

We're looking for an experienced and WebGL expert who can stand their own in highly independent development collaboration. We need someone who is clever at problem-solving and can lead to creative solutions. We're building an interactive web platform, and we already have some exciting partners including Amazon, NBC, Disney, Universal, and more. It's ramping up to be a wild project with crazy deadlines. Please share your experience in and WebGL. (React/ Plus) All the best

Hi! I am an executive of the McGill Law Student's Association, and every year we send out a brochure called a sponsorship package to firms and businesses that sponsor us. We are looking for a digital content designer to bring modifications to our current sponsorship package. It is not a very big job (the current package is 6 pages long) and we aren't looking for anything crazy in terms of design. I would need it to be in a very professional format. I am mostly interested in modifying the current one (the format can stay the same), but if that is not possible, we can look at starting from scratch. I would need the project to be completed by June 15th. Attached is the previous version of the package Please let me know as soon as possible! Thanks, Juliette

I am looking for a logo design that is cutting edge and memorable. the name of the podcast is HEART FIRST But I'm not crazy about having a heart. It's too kliche.

...sourcing and crowdfunding. In detail I expect from my potential partner: - You are an experienced mechanical engineer - You are or have access to an electrical engineer - You speak very well English - You are pro-active and you are able to communicate ideas constructively. I don't need someone just doing to job, but someone having the mindset of making the best possible product without going crazy on the production costs. - You should assist in finding better solutions to problems I have solved. - You read and react on what I write, not fly around. I am sure most of the offers will not be able - You have experience with product development - You are able to draw very detailed 3D drawings - You have knowledge about materials, parts and production methods and th...

We need someone with experience and a demonstrably strong portfolio with good creativity to develop a mood board of logo ideas for us. We need at least 7 very different logo ideas to compare. The company name is 'cubies' and the product is an ice cream cube. We liked Mubon's branding a lot so this direction of minimal/simple without side icons or anything too crazy. We like that Mubon's has a distinctive N and we'd love to incorporate something similar to make the brand more identifiable.

hello, I know it's an unusual request. due to the Corona virus I couldn't attend most of the course and right now I have 29 days left (can extend for another month maybe). work is crazy now (I work as an IT director in a US based company) and I really don't want money spent go to waste. if you want to offer a bid please start you offer with the word "TEFL". Thank you

...bags same style for Hash I would be interested to find a freelance designer to have a unique packaging, with our colours, mindset and craziness. Here is the website, still in process but you can have a better idea about our universe: I attached some designs we own, our logo and our mascot Pablo and some examples. We are looking for something crazy yet funny, we are also a smartshop with psychedelic products and magic mushrooms. The only requisite I have for the mylar bags is that we have a transparent hole in the front of the bag to see the flowers inside. Have fun, the crazier the better! I am also adding an example of something I like, from the brand Paris Cannabis Co. you can also get inspiration from coffeeshops in Amsterdam such

More work if this is good, guaranteed! Need something redesigned (a sidebar navigation), nothing crazy.

Hello, I see you have experience iunstalling Nginx reverse proxies. I have a 10 Gbps USA based server that I would like to use as a reverse proxy for a German server to mask the IP of the German server. Nothing crazy, the German server is a media server running Emby. By routing it through the US proxy, my clients should have better peering while I keep the server location hidden.

We need a Wine Label designed. We want to do something with the house sketched or rendered...designed and layed out to match the front in design style but doesn't have to have the house (the two need to feel like they go together) you can put sample text on it as a place holder. The back will be the same size as the front. 3.5 inches wide by 4 inches tall. I have also added some samples of front wine labels that incorporate houses. Please be original and we like clean design nothing too crazy. Simplicity and elegance and the label has to be readable. If I find a label I like early on in the contest I will end the contest early do not wait till the end of the contest to enter. Think modern, clean, not too much frill. I will need all fonts used, ai or psd files, pdf and j...

It is a children’s book about death and what heaven is like. It is a beautiful fun book. So I need someone that is a good children’s book illustrator nothing crazy but just fun and colorful

Hi, I need a logo based on real characters. Logo should have two males character and 4 dogs in front. It is for a dog grooming and sitting business. Detais: Logo Text: BL Pet Care Logo Colour:...Website: I have attached two examples to give you an idea, but we don't want it to be like that of course. Please keep in mind that the logo should be fun, clean and modern. The two male character should be identical to the actual pictures attached and they should be happy and smiling. You could try something similar to the avatar's in Snap Chat or other cartoon characters. Go crazy with it! :) Once we select a final logo, I would need all the source files and different versions to be used on Instagram, website, printing, etc. Looking forward to your amazing entries. -Digi

We have many videos that we want to produce for our company and clients. We are looking for an after effect professional who can assist with that. We basically will provide the template and the designer should only be replacing images and adding music to the templates we send to him/her. plus adding logos and contact details to the videos. if you have good pricing an...that we want to produce for our company and clients. We are looking for an after effect professional who can assist with that. We basically will provide the template and the designer should only be replacing images and adding music to the templates we send to him/her. plus adding logos and contact details to the videos. if you have good pricing and speed in achieving this, you are welcome to bid. crazy prices are no...

I need a brief 1-2 excel sheet research & a competitor map for the UK's tender platforms, where companies bid to deliver projects; answer basic questions, i.e: - How do these platforms work? -Do they take percentage of winning tenders? -How do they make money? Do they bring in 3rd parties etc. We don't neeed crazy amount of competitirs, we need the smartest,most recent one the one that raised a lot of money.

i want a beauty filter that says "woke up like this" and it has pretty mode, bigger lips and a bit of red in the lips, some freckles and eyeliner aswell. dont make it too crazy but should be funny since it says woke up like this.