Funny jokes cartoons jobs
I have a joke telling youtube page. Two people sitting down telling jokes. 2 cameras. No microphones The task is simple. I require 2 things - Cut out the irrelevant time inbetween each joke telling and cut to the camera that has the person talking or laughing - Add subtitles and background music for the video. Raw footage is approxiamtely 30mins long. Please do not bid if you do not agree to do these simple tasks. My allowance for this job is $10 only.
Hi I looking for a poem, it’s my partners 50th. About us She’s Australian I’m English and we both live in Australia. I’m 35 and she’s 50 soon, although she still looks very young attractive and still acts my age We both enjoy a drink, she loves champagne We both bounce off each other and have so much fun laughing and a lot banter together. I don’t w...it’s my partners 50th. About us She’s Australian I’m English and we both live in Australia. I’m 35 and she’s 50 soon, although she still looks very young attractive and still acts my age We both enjoy a drink, she loves champagne We both bounce off each other and have so much fun laughing and a lot banter together. I don’t want the poem to be too soppy and lov...
Hi I looking for a poem, it’s my partners 50th. About us She’s Australian I’m English and we both live in Australia. I’m 35 and she’s 50 soon, although she still looks very young attractive and still acts my age We both enjoy a drink, she loves champagne We both bounce off each other and have so much fun laughing and a lot banter together. I don’t w...it’s my partners 50th. About us She’s Australian I’m English and we both live in Australia. I’m 35 and she’s 50 soon, although she still looks very young attractive and still acts my age We both enjoy a drink, she loves champagne We both bounce off each other and have so much fun laughing and a lot banter together. I don’t want the poem to be too soppy and lov...
We are a growing team seeking an up and coming writing collaborator to work with on one or more upcoming projects. Looking for collaborators with the following: - Comedic sense - Open to feedback - Has at least 5 hours per week to dedicate - Can provide some sort if portfolio and/or be able to respond to a writing prompt. Collaborators will be assisting on...and/or be able to respond to a writing prompt. Collaborators will be assisting on animated comedy shorts of varying lengths - up to 3 mins. We would like to see if you can make a very short skit script (which would last about 1-3 mins in length) about one of the following prompts: "Coffee Boys" or "Rich Old Billionaire" The prompts are open for interpretation and are up to you to think of a funny shor...
I run an animal sanctuary called Cheshire Guinea Pig Rescue. We are relitively popular on facebook (1k followers) but want to grow and have a great idea for a youtube channel producing funny v short (7min) videos about the animals in the resuce. Funny.
I’m looking for a blog writer to creat short satire stories (like Babylon Bee) centered around the topic of being a man. Audience demographics will be men and woman around the ages of 25-55. Needing blog posts to be funny, but funny with some boundaries around it. For a general idea of the comedy I’m looking for please visit Tik Tok and search Help Desk For Men or @trending_dad The posts will be uploaded to a blog site and shared across social media channels with credit to the writers. Looking for a couple of candidates to produce a few blog posts per week and paid for those posts.
I am female and looking for a 1/4 sleeve design for my left arm. I would like the theme to be "halloween/spooky/fall" but overall more cute than scary. I don't want anything on the nose of Halloween, just the overall vibe of the season and what makes it up. I like the cute ghosts, black cats, funny posed skeletons, moonlight etc.
I need a scene drawn…Me (6’5”, bald head & a midsized beard) and my partner (6’0”, dreads to shoulders and a goatee) on stage rapping. I want it to be funny so what we’re wearing should be exaggerated. Shirt either too big or too small, shoes worn and holey. My hat should be too big…things like that. One of us should have on a “wife beater with #1 MC written on it and the other should say Dopest Rapper on it. I would like the faces/head size to be closer to normal than really large but still exaggerated This will be used as an album cover Deadline is 2 weeks
DO NOT APPLY IF YOU NOT AWARE OF @Akademiks & @Saycheesetv. KNOWING THOSE PLATFORMS ARE A PART OF THIS JOB! I will be able to tell if you don't Pay is $2 Per Hour - This is low, but job is paying you to browse Social Media. I am looking for a black freelancer that frequently uses Twitter... and is up to date on Black American culture. I am looking for someone who loves funny memes and is a hip hop culture fan. Your job will be to find the latest trending tweets & memes around the internet. And save them for me. All tweets, memes, content should be connected to BLACK AMERICAN culture. Part of your job will be maybe recreating the meme's if grammar or spelling is incorrect. This job is for a Black Blog. So I am specifically looking to hire someone in black cultu...
DO NOT APPLY IF YOU NOT AWARE OF @THESHADEROOM & @BALLERALERT. KNOWING THOSE PLATFORMS ARE A PART OF THIS JOB! Pay is $2 Per Hour - This is low, but job is paying you to browse Social Media. I am looking for a black freelancer that frequently uses Twitter... and is up to date on Black American culture. I am looking for someone who loves funny memes and is a hip hop culture fan. Your job will be to find the latest trending tweets & memes around the internet. And save them for me. All tweets, memes, content should be connected to BLACK AMERICAN culture. Part of your job will be maybe recreating the meme's if grammar or spelling is incorrect. This job is for a Black Blog. So I am specifically looking to hire someone in black culture. THIS IS A CULTURAL SPECIFIC JOB. I...
I Need 6000 SMS in Tamil Language. I am looking for someone who can collect 1000 SMS in each category- Love SMS, Good Morning, Good Night, Birthday Wishes, Anniversary Wish, Jokes. these collected SMS need to be written in tamil language and i want it in .txt file. No repetition in SMS.
I need the illustration by today 5pm SGT. Social media tends to get viewed when a visual is included. I need two high quality visual illustration/cartoon/drawing for press image that fits the context of an academic paper. The picture should be noticeable. i) First picture: Focus on the context. It will involve drawing one critic group (left side) and one user group (right side), both holding speaker phone and shouting in a movie background. The paper is about move review content - literally what these two groups talk- and movie sales. Somewhat similar to this one. ii) Second picture: Focus on the finding. You can modify the first picture and reflect the finding. I find that when the two groups are talking on the same topic, movie sales goes up. iii) Third picture: Modify (or recreate...
Social media tends to get viewed when a visual is included. I need two high quality visual illustration/cartoon/drawing for press image that fits the context of an academic paper. The picture should be noticeable. i) First picture: Focus on the context. It will involve drawing one critic group (left side) and one user group (right side), both holding speaker phone and shouting in a movie background. The paper is about move review content - literally what these two groups talk- and movie sales. ii) Second picture: Focus on the finding. You can modify the first picture and reflect the finding. I find that when the two groups are talking on the same topic, movie sales goes up. Somewhat similar to this one. I need the illustration by today 4pm SGT.
I am looking for a jingle to add to social media content, youtube and course videos Contents in Bridal based but i want something catchy and funny ...not too serious
I'm looking for a long-term writer to write Children's books. Ages 9-12 years old. Either Mystery, Horror, Funny, Sci-Fi or Fantasy. For this contest, I am looking for you to write a 3000-word story (story outline provided) in one of these themes above. I will not be providing feedback throughout the contest so be sure to submit your best story. (Please be sure to read the attached) Reminder - I am looking for a couple of writers so even if you do not win the contest, you could still be hired to be on my team. Thank you and good luck!
We are looking for a short TikTok video about Coffee running. Coffee itself or a coffee cup as long as it’s in video format and coffee spilling everywhere. Funny, Outrageous, Shocking, Silly. Under 30 seconds.
Artify and design complete children's books with multiple illustrations and cartoon characters. Need unique cartoons that will be copy-writed and patented by our company and used for all the books coming into the series.
This is a very simple flutter webapp project that involves choosing between options or clicking in certain parts of a image and the content directs you to buy something in a link. There's also a editor to create this content. It can use flutter (so it can be published in iOS) and Firebase. Funny shopping app. Images attached.
I run a full-service renovation and design studio. My Instagram account @katemartinliving features photos of my renovation projects including before and after pictures. I need an Instagram expert/copywriter that has experience in writing fantastic IG captions to write approximately 45 captions that are engaging, funny, include top tips/advice, add value, emoji’s, call to action, suggested hashtags etc. Also to take a look at the captions I have done myself and provide feedback suggestions on edits? (I will personally add the account tags of suppliers etc)
...to add the gifts that they can win the gifts are ( Iphone 13, Cash money, Football Jersey, Playstations) we can take about one or all not sure if you wanna mention or show them all, but for sure we need oen that says predict now and win cash. (don't worry about our branding for now, we need to see the quality then we discuss with the winner). We need also to focus on one of this status (Being funny, strange, curious, creative ..) You also should pick the pictures that you think it will capture peopl’s attention, I know it sounds cheesy but sometimes picture of pretty women sells the most. So in the design, we need to show a simple of football and i selected most the photos to be related to football. The rest is the idea and the concept. So please select one of thes...
I create 8-25 minute videos on YouTube. I would like the editing to be fun an...and friendly.. open to people who want to laugh and have fun watching therefore I will need someone with a creative edge and who can implement their creativity to the project. Cuts, text pop ups, pictures, sound effects, zooming and so on. I don’t know my style yet so hopefully with your help we can find a great style of editing. I’m not a comedian but I’d like my videos to be edited in a fun funny way. Colour grading will be good too. Thank you so much for taking time to read this far and hopefully we could work together. (If you could create thumbnails and shortened clips for tiktok that will be an additional help and much appreciated.. for a price of course) This will be hopefull...
Need a pro for creating and growing an instagram acct for my very funny quirky and talented horse. Would love to get some opportunities for him, for sponsorships, promoting brands etc. Its super niche— but horse people love him.
Hi Oleksandr P., Are you still there? You did my cartoons about firewood. I wanted to tell you that I have put a lovely credit to you in my book. All the very best Shez
I would like to create some Christmas cards with cartoons that depict black families/culture at Christmas time, as well as a Black Santa, elves etc. Will require maybe 3-4 images.
I would like to create some Christmas cards with cartoons that depict black families/culture at Christmas time, as well as a Black Santa, elves etc. Will require maybe 3-4 images.
...actually need to create a third: 1 is for my public-facing efforts. I want to treat it akin to how I have built up my LinkedIn profile where I only post about issues relevant to the U.S. manufacturing base that does work towards the U.S. Department of Defense. The 2nd Twitter account is going to be my alter-ego persona that will be unattached to my name. It is the outlet that will let me crack jokes and be snarky without there being conflict with my company and my efforts of building my recognition the US Defense Policy circles The last account - which I need to create - will be for a new website (I will need to get created). It will be for another persona that is only focused on U.S. football related topics. I don't have time for Twitter nor do I like the process of slow...
I am looking for a clever writer to help me craft a "cold call" email that I can use to request informational interviews with people. I have recently relocated to Dallas, and I need to rebuild my professional and job hunt. I am looking for something short, clever, and perhaps a little funny (or memorable), essentially something that will grab the reader's attention and prompt them to respond. The ask is straightforward, I am new to the city and would like to learn more about your industry etc... below are the two emails I have been using without any tangible results. Email 1 Dear Britton, I hope you're having a great week. I'm reaching out to you because of your expertise in the nonprofit space. New to the DFW area, I'm hoping to connect with people ...
Vitamin/supplement for sleep The name is "Lazy Sloth" - and the Mascot will be a lazy sloth. The cartoon character should be funny/lazy/lively facial I want customers to relate to playful design thats promotes sleep Our clients will be from 18-45 years old Its important that its cool and not "childish"
Funny Script Writing for a long term project. Please follow the link and apply if you can.I need 25 stories for now and more in future.
DO NOT APPLY IF YOU NOT AWARE OF @THESHADEROOM & @BALLERALERT. KNOWING THOSE PLATFORMS ARE A PART OF THIS JOB! Pay is $2 Per Hour - This is low, but job is paying you to browse Social Media. I am looking for a black freelancer that frequently uses Twitter... and is up to date on Black American culture. I am looking for someone who loves funny memes and is a hip hop culture fan. Your job will be to find the latest trending tweets & memes around the internet. And save them for me. All tweets, memes, content should be connected to BLACK AMERICAN culture. Part of your job will be maybe recreating the meme's if grammar or spelling is incorrect. This job is for a Black Blog. So I am specifically looking to hire someone in black culture. THIS IS A CULTURAL SPECIFIC JOB. I...
...create funny educational videos for kids with 2 main characters, two little girls. I want to work together on at least 10 upcoming videos including the same 2 main characters in each one. Here is the first song to be animated This is a silly colors video. I still want the two girls as the characters. In the beginning they are laying on their back staring up at the clouds and the older sister is pointing to the clouds. They are imagining the clouds are changing into different colors and shapes. When the song says "which one do you know?" the older sister grabs her by the arm yanking her from object to object pointing out different colored items outside (red fire hydrant, blue mailbox, etc). She is pulling her from place to place and its supposed to be funny caus...
Copy texts from various internet pages: Dating app openers - 100 sentences to start a conversation Complements for him/her - 100 each Love quotes for him/her x 100 each Good day messages x 50 Good night messages x50 Romantic sentences x 100 Relationship questions for him/her x 100 each Romantic poems x 100 Funny sentences & jokes x 100 Sentences to ask her out x 100 Sentences to ask him out x100 Break up x 100 Make up x 50
I want to start shooting short funny skits around London and Essex and need screen writers for this
I need a few 1900's style political cartoons for a business presentation. Attached is a mock up of one.
Hi there, I have a gaming channel where the content varies from montages to react content to funny videos. I mainly play Fortnite but also some minecraft and Apex. I'm looking for a video editor that can create high-quality content. Please send sample/relevant videos that you have edited before. Google Drive would work well.
...ecommerce store selling back/leg/foot/whole body pain products. Will be expanding into products for stretching and exercises too. Would like to see at least 3 versions; color, color on multiple backgrounds, black font on white background, and white font on black background. Name of store is: "What the Fasciitis" and the domain is For the logo, Yes, I am playing with the funny side of this... What the F? you get the point, right? What the Fasciitis, WTFasciitis, What the F? Sure, use them all! I will reject any logos that are only the word Fasciitis... Some idea... PAIN is the main focus for this logo. Use icons or images that are focusing on pain, use a questionmark, use abbreviation for the WTF part of the logo, whole body image, a body stretching, and I do not ...
Need an editor for my MLB the show videos. I need an editor that can do subtitles, funny edits, and have creativity. YT Link:
Hi Bramandita I.,this is the new project to 1) make a new colour schemes for the maps using only various types of brown colours; 2) Make an Atlantic ocean globe; 3) create different types of ocean designs for each globe - i.e. different swirl effects and patterns and stuff; 4) make a new version of the flat map; 5) see if we can create and add some funny details to the maps (like small boats, ships etc in the water; tiny people standing on high mountains like everest)
A collection of anime, cartoons, animated films and series as well as live action movies of varying genre
DO NOT APPLY IF YOU NOT AWARE OF @Akademiks & @Saycheesetv. KNOWING THOSE PLATFORMS ARE A PART OF THIS JOB! I will be able to tell if you don't Pay is $2 Per Hour - This is low, but job is paying you to browse Social Media. I am looking for a black freelancer that frequently uses Twitter... and is up to date on Black American culture. I am looking for someone who loves funny memes and is a hip hop culture fan. Your job will be to find the latest trending tweets & memes around the internet. And save them for me. All tweets, memes, content should be connected to BLACK AMERICAN culture. Part of your job will be maybe recreating the meme's if grammar or spelling is incorrect. This job is for a Black Blog. So I am specifically looking to hire someone in black cultu...
We’d like to create a QR code that when scanned, displays our spinning logo, with light coming from underneath. Much like a video game power up. When you click the logo, it takes you to a specified page. I’d like to find someone who thinks it’s possible before sharing much more information, although the logo is pretty basic, pretty much just a smiley face with funny eyes.
Interested in your producing (from outline) quality animated math cartoons (4 - 6 minutes). Quality refers to cartoons that are attractive to watch (images, narration, music, clever, polished, etc). Please find attached an example. Your bid should include the following: - flat fee per cartoon for 2 x shorter cartoons (4 min.) - flat fee per cartoon for 2 x longer cartoons (6 min.) - a sample of your past work that you feel meets our quality expectations. Your cartoon should explain something for any field (i.e. not necessarily math) Our 4 cartoons need to be produced as follows: 2 by Sep. 30 ; 2 by Oct. 15 Questions welcome via Freelancer.
DO NOT APPLY IF YOU NOT AWARE OF @THESHADEROOM & @BALLERALERT. KNOWING THOSE PLATFORMS ARE A PART OF THIS JOB! Pay is $2 Per Hour - This is low, but job is paying you to browse Social Media. I am looking for a black freelancer that frequently uses Twitter... and is up to date on Black American culture. I am looking for someone who loves funny memes and is a hip hop culture fan. Your job will be to find the latest trending tweets & memes around the internet. And save them for me. All tweets, memes, content should be connected to BLACK AMERICAN culture. Part of your job will be maybe recreating the meme's if grammar or spelling is incorrect. This job is for a Black Blog. So I am specifically looking to hire someone in black culture. THIS IS A CULTURAL SPECIFIC JOB. I...
wedding of my daughter , she been an easy child , lots of fun growing up , her and hubby have a 3yr old son , beautiful funny lil guy Aston his name husband to be is Liam have worked really hard and built their own house
I would like someone to turn my cell phone video clips of a wedding weekend into a montage movie. I have around 50 short clips to work with. No need to use all of them. The videos are taken by myself and others in the bridal party so they are far from professional. I would like the video to be a funny/quirky recap of the weekend! For duration, I was thinking 2-5 minutes (if there is enough content for that length).
Hi Cartoons & Comics :), I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.
Design Poster for Event Stall booking See the sample Professional Designs only, no funny no immature entries plz BITF Logo GEM Logo use both logo in posters Should be square size or rectangle size Thank you
Hi Cartoons & Comics :), I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.
