Funny sermon titles jobs

I'm in need of a skilled caricature artist to create 12 unique, funny, and exaggerated caricatures. These will be used across various digital platforms, so the final outcome needs to be in color. Key Project Requirements: - 12 Faces: You'll be turning 12 individuals into caricatures. Each one should be distinctly different yet maintain the theme of being funny and exaggerated. - Style and Theme: The caricatures should be in a funny and exaggerated style. This means you should have a keen eye for exaggeration and a great sense of humor to infuse into your work. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Caricature Artistry: You should have a solid portfolio of caricature work, ideally with experience in creating funny and exaggerated characters. - Digital Art: ...

I'm looking for a talented freelancer who can assist with scraping automobile ads from website. Key Requirements: - Scraping specific automobile ads. - Extracting ad titles, descriptions and prices. The ideal candidate should have: - Experience in web scraping. - A strong understanding of data collection from websites. - Attention to detail to ensure accurate extraction of data. Please note that the exact websites and the car details are not provided yet, so the freelancer should be able to work with changing parameters.

Seeking skilled video editors with expertise in motion graphics (text animations, titles) for my educational or tutorial-themed Instagram reels. Your main tasks will revolve around giving a dynamic visual appeal to the videos, ensuring they're engaging and on-brand for the platform. Key Responsibilities: - Implementing text animations and titles to enhance educational content - Ensuring the videos are concise and well-paced, as they should be up to 15 seconds in length - Collaborating with me to understand the key messages and ensuring they are effectively communicated through the visual elements Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in video editing software, particularly with motion graphics capabilities - A portfolio demonstrating your experience with education...

I am looking for a Video Editor who is experienced in creating Youtube videos. I'll provide the script. CapCut video editor (free video editor) has SRCIPT/TEXT to Video. It creates the most the B-Roll, Captions, Voice, and Music. You will add more B-Roll, effects, titles. The videos are approximately 16-23 minutes. Your job is using the script that I provide, to create the video. If you use CapCut it will save you a ton of time. This is an ongoing project. We need several videos. In your bid, tell me what video editor you are using.

More details: What is the purpose of the illustration? Memories Book for a birthday What theme should the book cover illustration follow? Illustrations from (old) family photos or moments What specific moments or photos would you like to include in the illustration? Family vacations, Childhood memories, Funny traits

... Key Requirements: - Conduct Employment History Check: I require the candidate's employment history to be thoroughly checked for the past 3-5 years. It is crucial to verify the companies worked for, positions held, and reasons for leaving. - Perform Reference Check: The reference check should delve into the candidate's past employment, focusing on the accuracy of the employment dates, job titles, and performance evaluation. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience with HR background verification. - Proficiency in conducting background checks. - Excellent knowledge of employment laws and regulations. - Strong communication and investigative skills. The selected candidate will need to provide detailed reports on the findings of both the Employment History and Ref...

I'm in need of a professional for a pre-employment vetting task. The primary focus of this task is to verify job title/duties of past employment of a candidate. Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in conducting employment checks - Prior experience in verifying job titles and duties - Excellent attention to detail - Strong communication skills to ensure a clear report is provided In summary, I require a basic overview of the job title and duties - no need for a comprehensive report. Please ensure the report is concise and provides a clear understanding of the candidate's past roles.

I'm seeking a professional pre-employment vetting service in Denver, Colorado. Key Requirements: - Perform an employment check, focusing specifically on job titles and roles. - The verification process should only confirm the titles and roles, without the need for a detailed analysis of job performance and responsibilities. Ideal Skills: - Experience in employment verification services - Strong understanding and adherence to employment laws in Colorado - Attention to detail Please note that I am looking for a straightforward confirmation process without detailed analysis.

I'm looking for a creative and experienced screenwriter to help me with my draft a satirical TV show script. Key Requirements: - The script should focus on satirical comedy - The primary setting for the screenplay is modern day - The target audience for this ...target audience for this project is 30-40 young parents Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in writing satirical comedy is a plus - Experience in writing for TV, online or audio content - Ability to tailor comedy for a specific target audience - Understanding of modern day culture and trends - Excellent creative writing skills Your deliverable would be a well-crafted, engaging and funny script that resonates with the target audience. If you have a knack for satire and a passion for comedy, I'd lo...

...marketing than I do. I only know the basics. I need an advanced skilled person. - Expertise in Amazon SEO and PPC ads, with a specific focus on product listing optimization. - Experience with book listing, preferably in the coloring books category. - Proven track record in improving visibility and sales on Amazon with optimized product listings. Your responsibilities will include: - Optimizing the titles, descriptions, and other pertinent details in each coloring book listing. - Suggesting effective marketing strategies tailored to coloring books. - Execute strategies once approved. - Expertise in Amazon's A9 algorithm to optimize listings. Through these efforts, the ultimate goal is to increase the visibility of my coloring books on Amazon, targeting a better ranking i...

...rifle scope. It should use GitHub for version control and be deployable to Firebase for hosting. It should use Firestore if a database is required for anything. Preferably, it should be accessible, responsive, and use SEO. Analytics are not wanted and the website should be GDPR compliant. The home page should contain a Services section, Location section, and About section. Any content (such as titles) or external variables (such as API keys and email addressees) should be modifiable easily from a markdown (.md) file or text (.txt) file, rather than directly in the code. The booking page should use a wizard to walk users through the booking process one step at a time. Users do not login, so always checkout as a guest. Firstly, users select a future date from a calendar. Secondl...

I am working with GridCore library from .NET Core. I am having issues getting the column headers to be displayed with the filters added. Now, I am only able to display the column headers titles. I need someone that has proven experience using this library and can give me the solution.

- I'm seeking an experienced freelancer who can handle video editing tasks in Wondershare Filmora. The project will encompass: - Trimming and cutting in parts where required - Adding written text and compelling titles - Incorporating visual effects to enhance the video's appeal - The video that needs to be edited is typically between 40-60 minutes long and contains 10-20 transitions. Therefore, it's crucial for the freelancer to be skilled and patient enough to meticulously handle longer videos. - Ultimately, the final edited video should be delivered in MP4 format. Proficiency in this format is a must. Experience with Wondershare Filmora is required, alongside a well-demonstrated capability in video editing. A keen eye for detail, creativity, and adhe...

I'm seeking a professional who can take my YouTube presence to the next level. Here's a brief on the project: - **Goals**: I aim to significantly grow my views and watch time, increase my subscriber base, and enhance my search rankings on YouTube. - **Target Audience**: My content is primarily aimed at individuals aged 25-34 and 35+. - **Current State**: I have already optimized my video titles, descriptions, and tags. The ideal candidate should: - Have proven experience in growing YouTube channels organically. - Be adept at implementing effective SEO strategies for YouTube. - Understand the nuances of YouTube's audience demographics and be able to tailor content to appeal to my target audience. - Be able to provide examples of previous successful projects, ideally ...

So for the competition, please photoshop one of the photos of Hannah Palmer which you can find here (you can choose any) and add a cat in the picture. The one who is selected will be asked to make a series of photos to include the same cat. Most important is that it looks realistic, also a bonus if it looks funny. Note that the offered budget is just for the 1 winning picture. You will be paid 50€ for 10 adjusted pictures.

I'm in need of professional video editing service specializing in shorts creation. Key Requirements: - Expertise in creating titles and animations. I am not looking for basic or advanced editing services. - The end product should be elegant and professional, not minimalist or overly colorful. The design should speak class and sophistication. - The final video should not exceed a duration of 1 minute. The efficient delivery of the intended message is crucial within this short span. Ideal skills: - Proficiency in professional graphic design software. - Excellent sense of timing, pacing and movement in visual media. - Creative mindset to turn visual elements into engaging motion graphics. Experience in crafting concise, effective, and visually striking videos is highly app...

...customers and the admin on the status of their orders. - The website should have a secure payment gateway that requires OTP for added security and offers a refund option (My Fatoorah). - The website should should have an option to add header code for analytics and marketing purposes. - The website should have Yoast SEO configured to add structured data, auto-generate sitemaps, and update meta titles and descriptions for all products. - The website should have a WhatsApp Business icon for easy customer communication. - The website should have a new page for B2B enquiries for bulk orders. - The website should have a branch locator page with Google maps integration. All stores should be marked with a red pinpoint, and customers should be able to view store details by clicking ...

I have list of companies I am looking for a freelancer to provide me with the email address of people from that company, We are currently seeking contacts within the marketing and leadership domains for potential collaboration. Specifically, we are interested in the following job titles: Event Manager (including Event Director and Head of Events) Marketing Manager, Marketing Director, or Head of Marketing CEO or Founder, Co-Founder, Managing Director

I'm looking for designer to create a cheeky, funny and cool Zebra mascot in a cartoon style. This mascot will be used for personal purposes, decorating a Land Rover (with a zebra-design) for a fun rally and to print stickers as giveaways. The mascot is also used on the team website. Key Requirements: - Create a Zebra mascot (a roughly square head-and-shoulders portrait). The design should be cartoonish and exude a sense of humor and coolness. - The mascot could be designed with a baseball cap. - The background should be white and the cartoon should be outlined with a black line. - To print large and small sized stickers (maximum size about 12 x 12 inch or 30 x 30 cm). To print the stickers I need a suitable image file : in addition to a jpg (at least 300 dpi) also a PSD. ...

I have list of companies I am looking for a freelancer to provide me with the email address of people from that company, We are currently seeking contacts within the marketing and leadership domains for potential collaboration. Specifically, we are interested in the following job titles: Event Manager (including Event Director and Head of Events) Marketing Manager, Marketing Director, or Head of Marketing CEO or Founder, Co-Founder, Managing Director

My book has been selected as one of the exclusive Content Titles for adaptation into a film. I have entered into a collaboration with Xyz Films, and need to adapt my book for film. To do so I need an experienced screenwriter. The total number of pages is apprx 10 pages of text.

I'm looking for an experienced Webflow developer to update certain sections of a website. 1. Scroller section with right side image sticky to be created. You may copy and use public webflow templates to acheive this but match colour and font of existing site. 2. Addition of headers and titles in some sections Make sure all work is responsive Please see drive for exact work - Please give exact bid and timeline. Would be great if you can start work now.

We are in need of a creative and knowledgeable content writer who can utilize copyright-free AI generated contents based on the following titles topics (see image) We want some content to be edited manually to insert and optimize based on the keywords for each topic. Blog posts and Articles with an advanced comprehension of Business Lending and Finance.

Need to add a cat in several pictures of a person. Need someone who is not only skilled in making it same flawless but also someone creative who can make it funny.

...increasing eCommerce revenue - Ability to enhance customer experience and reach - Experience with Home & Kitchen products would be a plus. - Optimize product listings for improved rankings and visibility. - Implement tactics to increase product rank (BSR) and capture the buy box effectively - Strong understanding of various Amazon advertising formats. - -Exceptional copywriting skills for product titles, bullets, and descriptions. - Proficient in SEO strategies for enhanced product visibility. - Creative content creation for Enhanced Brand Content and Amazon Posts. - Hands-on experience in listing optimization and rank improvement. - Proficient in analyzing sales data, market trends, and competitor behavior. - In-depth knowledge of pricing strategies and their impact o...

...generation. Responsibilities: 1. Conduct comprehensive reviews of our YouTube channel's analytics to identify trends, strengths, weaknesses, and opportunities for growth. 2. Develop and implement optimization strategies for video content, including but not limited to title and thumbnail adjustments, to enhance viewer engagement and channel performance. 3. Utilize TubeBuddy for A/B testing of video titles, descriptions, and thumbnails to determine the most effective elements for maximizing viewer attraction and retention. 4. Extend analytics review and optimization strategies to other digital platforms where video content is shared, ensuring a cohesive and effective cross-platform presence. 5. Collaborate with content creators and the marketing team to suggest content adjus...

I'm looking for an innovative and creative content creator to help generate videos for my YouTube channel. The content will primarily focus on funny animal-related themes for children, teens and adults - Content type: The creator should be capable of making vlogs, tutorials, and comedy sketches focusing on humorous scenarios or facts around animals. - Main Channel Theme: The theme of the channel is Funny Animals. Any content developed should align with this central theme and be suitable for children. - Target Audience: The content should be engaging, fun, edutaining (educational + entertaining), and suitable for children. Ideal skills and experience: - Experience in content creation, specifically for YouTube. - Demonstrable knowledge in creating kid-friendly conten...

This is a Python-based project involving LinkedIn connections parsing using a cookie file. The target is to uncover and analyze mutual connections between my personal friend's list and a CRM file. Important Aspects: - The script needs to efficiently extract the full profile details of LinkedIn connections, including their names, job titles, locations, and industries. The data about any mutual connections between my friends and my existing client database is distinctly relevant. - I also need the parser to generate records of connections between my LinkedIn friends and contacts in my CRM. - I would require the output to be well-organized and easy to navigate. It should be exportable and storable both as a CSV file and an Excel spreadsheet. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Profi...

My project involves a solid understanding of PDF editing particularly certificates for a variety of purposes. I'm looking for someone with the following skillset: - Efficient in adding names, titles, and dates to pre-existing fields on certificates. - Capable of smoothly removing and adding elements to the design. The ideal person for this job will understand the careful manipulation of PDFs to feel natural and unaltered. Attention to detail is crucial, as small errors can make a significant difference. Mastery of editing tools is a must, with experience in handling PDF certificate modifications. Please include this experience in your bid.

Create high quality Meta title and Meta description for Pages. I will provide landing pages urls and keywords.

Seeking a ...professional to fix several issues highlighted in a recent audit of our website. Your tasks will aim at improving site speed, backlink strategy, and rectifying a myriad of other errors. Key areas include: - Addressing toxic and disavow backlinks - Correcting 301 redirections - Eliminating excessive hyperlinks - Fixing broken links and resources - Resolving issues with duplicate meta descriptions and titles - Optimizing image descriptions - Minimizing high click depth - Eliminating long redirection chains - Optimizing URL's The ideal candidate will read and understand the attached audit report and should have a strong understanding and experience in these areas to achieve a significant improvement in our website's SEO performance. Rapid and efficient executio...

Looking for an Anime Recap Editor who can add funny elements, name of characters and simple editing. Here is an example: Usually around 30 minutes to 1 hour length

I'm looking for an expert web designer who can build a modern and clean website for me that serves as a movie directory. The movies will be coming from links on my YouTube channel. Here's what I need: - Although I skipped the question regarding what should be included in the movie directory, I'm open to any creative suggestions from the freelancer. The inclusion of movie titles, descriptions, poster images, and a movie rating system sounds interesting, and I'd love to have a discussion about this. - The main page must prominently feature movie directories, ensuring a user-friendly experience for site visitors looking for movie information. The successful freelancer's application should include: - A detailed project proposal - this will allow me to gau...

...- Production Day 2 (Innovation Show) June 7th - 20-30 Highlight Photos due by Noon (edited) June 10th - Back-of-room Panel Footage due EOD - cut into individual panels + color graded (no editing) June 11th - First cut of Sizzle Video EOD (edited) June 12th - Sizzle Video Revision Notes due EOD June 13th - Final cut of Sizzle Video EOD - Pls deliver one version with titles/graphics provided by China & one version without titles/graphics) June 14th - Front-of-room Panel Footage due EOD - cut into individual panels + color graded (no editing) June 14th - Interview Footage due EOD - uncut but color graded (no editing) June 17th - Full Photo gallery due EOD (edited) Videographer #1 (both days): DAY 1 - SHORT SPEAKER INTERVIEWS: Capture 6 x short 1-2 minute interviews co...

I urgently need employment history verification for pre-employment vetting. The professional to do this job should have a robust background in carrying out this type of check and should be detail-oriented. Key tasks: - To carry out a thorough employment history check on potential employees No information about dates of employment, job titles, or company names to be verified was provided so concentrate only on employment verification. Ideal freelancer should have: - Proven experience in conducting thorough background checks - Ability to accomplish the task ASAP - Attention to detail - Great communication skills to update me on the vetting process.

...will be printed) NO MOCKUPS PLEASE Your entry will be shown to the client to pick which one she likes so all the details on the card must be correct and complete without any dummy data. If your entry is not correct accordingly to the complete project details then I will reject it and you can resubmit it correctly Both will follow the exact same design. The only difference will be the Name and Titles Your entry will be shown to the client to pick which one she likes so all the details on the card must be correct and complete without any dummy data. If your entry is not complete I will reject it and you can resubmit it correctly Key Tasks: - Create a standard size (3.5" x 2") business card template. - Incorporate the color scheme from the attached branding templa...

I'm seeking a talented graphic designer to create a captivating, cartoon-style design for my travel business' branding initiative. The final product should re...created in full color to create a visually appealing image. The ideal freelancer for this project should have: • Proven experience in creating captivating cartoon-style graphics, • A strong sense of color theory to ensure the end product is as visually appealing as possible, • An understanding of branding and how to create images that enhance brand recognition. This project is more than creating a funny image; it's about encapsulating the brand's spirit in a single graphic. If you have the required skills and can deliver a design that echoes our passion for travel, sisterhood, and adventu...

...themes. - Copywriting: Create persuasive website content enhancing user interaction to fulfill clients' requirements effectively. SEO Expertise: The content should be SEO-rich with emphasis on the following strategies: - Keyword optimization: Proficient in keyword research and effectively incorporating them into the content for better visibility. - Metadata creation: The ability to create meta titles and descriptions, keeping SEO and engaging user experience in mind. - Link Building: Capability in curating link building content to boost website's online presence and visibility. Ideal Candidate: The ideal candidate should have proven experience in blog writing and copywriting specifically in the technology field. SEO expertise including keyword optimization, metadata c...

...D%3D DETAILS: You will use trending and popular songs to make this hot mix of yours, with each song smoothly transitioning onto the next. Use songs by popular artists, songs trending currently and songs by artists that we provide AND upload the mix to Youtube. Reference videos are above, that is what you need to do. You can upload up to 20 mixes. REQUIREMENTS: 1. You must use engaging video titles, such as those reference videos 2. You must use aesthetic, inviting and provocative images for the videos - 1 image per video 3. You must include 2 songs from this folder in your mixes: 4. You must put multiple tags in tags field 5. The mix must be smooth GOAL: Upload your mixes and get views. The mix with the MOST VIEWS

...Arab Emirates (UAE) – 75 companies  Saudi Arabia – 50 companies  Turkey - 50 companies  Singapore - 50 companies  Hong Kong - 77 companies  Thailand - 50 companies Total 352 Companies Data Required: (I will provide you a template excel file, in which you can provide the below details) • Company's Name • Company’s website • Full Name of the key person (First & Last name) • Job Titles / Role in the company • Email Address (official and private) • Mobile/Phone Number • LinkedIn Profile (most important) Lead priority (Searching Key Words): 1st priority - IP-Enforcement / Intellectual Property enforcement 2nd priority - Anti-counterfeit 3rd priority - Counterfeit 4th priority - Brand protection Comp...

Looking for an Anime Recap Editor who can add funny elements, name of characters and simple editing. Here is an example: Usually around 30 minutes to 1 hour length

Hi Designers, I need characters for my personal project, characters should be banana which can be funny/serious/confused/genius I need 3 characters Stage 1: You can create one character first and get approval then proceed with remaining 2 characters, please check image 2 for the idea how I want my characters to look like Stage 2: Create environment similar to image 1, instead of beans I want bananas, please check image 3 on how my environment will look like Stage 3: You need to create around Max 5 Secs small animation which can be in loop similar to below website Once you done with first character rest all going to be the same not much difference. Happy Designing The quality and color I need same as image 1, if you can create similar quality in Blender 3D that

WE WANT YOUR MEMES!! Use our duck, to create dank memes. Dress him up, put him inside a car, make him dance/grind against a stripper pole.... do whatever you think is creative and funny. Or add him to existing famous meme templates where you think he would fit well. No AI images please, entrants who submit AI images will be BLOCKED. Key aspects of your role will include: - Conceptualizing and producing memes with a broad thematic range: from pop culture references to political satire and everyday life humor. The project calls for a variety of themes, so versatility in humor and cultural references is essential. - Ensuring that all memes adhere to a square format with a 1:1 aspect ratio. - The creative direction for this project leans towards irreverent and edgy humor, so an a...

I'm on the hunt for an expert copywriter with a knack for raunchy, vulgar yet humorous language. Your task will be to create hard-hitting and engaging content for a new meme coin project, "Trumps Army". - Fluent in crypto degen lingo is a must. We want authentic, engaging content that resonates...limiting your creative expression - you have the entire creative freedom. Surprise me with how well you can adopt this tone of voice. - The primary platform is Twitter, but the content should also be adaptable for other social platforms. Ideal Skills: - Previous experience in crypto copywriting - Understanding of meme coin, crypto degen lingo - Demonstrated ability to write raunchy, vulgar yet funny content. Let's shake things up in the crypto universe. Looking forw...

I'm searching for a talented Trump impersonator to infuse energy into our project for a Memecoin called Trump's Army. - Voice Characteristics: The ideal freelancer can skillfully mimic Trump's accent, offering an authentic ...skillfully mimic Trump's accent, offering an authentic sound for our content. - Application Requirements: To ensure you're the right candidate for the job, please include relevant past work in your application. This will allow us to better understand your capabilities and experience in Trump voice mimicry. - Tone: We're looking for a fun and engaging tone - something that leans into humor. We want a "funny and raunchy, vulgar version of Trump". Remember, engaging and humor-filled impersonations are key to this proj...

I need an expert writer to craft a 5-minute best man speech for an upcoming wedding. The speech should be comedic in tone while incorporating stories about my longstanding friendship with the groom. Skills & Experience Required: -Prior experience in speech writing, preferably comedic. -Ability to capture unique personal experiences in an entertaining way. Deliverable...Skills & Experience Required: -Prior experience in speech writing, preferably comedic. -Ability to capture unique personal experiences in an entertaining way. Deliverables: -A completed, write-up of the best man speech that fits within a 5 minutes speech slot. The ultimate goal of this project is to create an enjoyable, memorable moment for all wedding attendees, especially the groom through a funny an...

I'm looking for a social media expert who can manage and create TikTok content for my fintech brand. This is a multifaceted project and requires a combination of educational, entertaining, and promotional content. - Content Creation: You'll be responsible for creating and posting a variety of content, including educational videos about finance, funny and entertaining finance-related videos, and promotional videos showcasing our products and services. - Audience Targeting: Our content needs to resonate with a wide range of audiences, including teenagers, young adults, finance professionals, influencers, retirees, and business owners. - Key Message: The key message we want to convey through our TikTok campaign is simplifying finance for everyone. This means creating enga...

I need an expert to spruce up my Amazon product listings. This is not about SEO or ads. I am specifically looking for: - Improvement in Product Descriptions - Enhancement of Product Images - Optimization of Product Titles - Linking of updated product pages to a new Amazon Store Page The main goal of this project is to improve my brand presence on Amazon, so keep this in mind while working on the task. The job includes updates for 1-5 products. Ideal Skills: - Amazon Product Listing Optimization - Product Descriptions Writing - Amazon Store Creation - Branding Strategy - Experience with Amazon Storefronts is a plus. Previous experience in similar projects will be highly appreciated.