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I'm looking for an Oracle Flexcube expert, particularly skilled in customization and training. The project will focus on: - **Customization**: Your task will be to customize reports and the user interface according to our specific needs. - **Report Customization**: The aim is to improve data visual...Interface Customization**: We need our interface to be more user-friendly and intuitive. Your experience in making this happen will be highly valued. - **Training**: After the customization, I'll need you to train our team to continue using and maintaining the system. The ideal candidate will have strong Oracle Flexcube customization skills and the ability to translate technical nuances into everyday language for the training. Previous work samples and references will be...

I'm seeking an experienced Database Developer to build a Relational Database Management System (RDBMS) with a focus on product data. The system would rely on Structured Query Language (SQL), designed to execute simple queries. Key Responsibilities: - Developing a RDBMS using SQL - Ensuring the system can manage and interpret product data effectively - Crafting and implementing simple queries within the system Ideal Experience: - SQL development - RDBMS creation and management - Experience working with product data.

...customers the ability to compare how selected materials would appear in different kitchen settings. See the attached file for a very rough example of the design. Key Aspects: - Ensuring the slider is mobile responsive - Implementing a drop-down menu to choose the material shown on the slider Technical Requirements: - Proficient in front-end development (Preference is open for programming language). JavaScript, Python, PHP proficiency is welcome. - Experienced in building cross-browser compatible features - Strong expertise in user-friendly UI/UX design Design Requirement: - A standard horizontal slider layout is expected A successful execution of this project will significantly enhance the customer's interactive experience on our website. Looking forward to your cre...

...skilled and experienced tech blogger to write comprehensive and informative articles about specific blockchain software. The ideal candidate should have a strong background in blockchain technology, excellent English writing skills, and the ability to create engaging, informative content. Responsibilities: Downloading and installing various blockchain software to understand their functionalities, features, and user interface. Running the software to explore its capabilities, identify its strengths and weaknesses, and determine its user-friendliness. Writing detailed articles in English that explain how the software works. This includes a step-by-step guide on installation, setup, and usage, along with any troubleshooting tips or important notes. Incorporating high-qu...

...side of my business, I need an experienced developer who can create both an app and a website catered to my needs. Here's what I'm envisioning: Platform Requirements: - I need the app developed for both iOS and Android. This is non-negotiable as I am targeting a wider audience that uses both platforms. Technical Skills: - I require a developer skilled in JavaScript. This is the programming language I have chosen for my project, and I'm looking forward to seeing it used to create a high-performance, user-friendly app and website. Expertise Required: - Proven experience in JavaScript development - Demonstrated ability in developing for both iOS and Android - Portfolio that includes both website and app development If you meet these qualifications and are passion...

I have max of values from data. The date hierachy sums at day level but at month level doesn't sum the days. I just need someone to hop on and write a dax sum to add up the values so the month summarised. More details: What specific calculations do you need to perform in the DAX language? Summarizing data What data points do you need summarized through the DAX calculations? Volume data How would you like the volume data to be summarized in the DAX calculations? Total volume

...email, web, telephone) o Customer data – export to Excel o Rubrics prepared according to template - Deactivation of categories without content - Expansion of categories by franchisees - Frontend design is already sketched (in the appendix) - All images in 3:2 format automatically cropped - Home page with selection of regions/locations - Version for screen, tablet and mobile phone - Backend language: English Design template, a daily magazine in Austria: My current cms: Explanation of functions (appendix design sketch): JPG: “start” 1 Each franchisee receives their own logo, png comes from us 2 Link to submenu in CMS (like 6) 3 Sponsor 1 - Link to a landing page (the franchisee can change it in the CMS) 4 Sponsor 2 + 3 … as point 3 (access only ...

I'm looking to make improvements to the Godel model, specifically in its data processing capabilities. The ideal freelancer for this job should have a strong background in Python programming language as this is the language Godel is currently written in and Machine Learning. Key Tasks include: - Introducing advanced data analysis capabilities into Godel. - Familiarize yourself with the current state of Godel's data analysis functionalities. Ideal candidates will have: - Experience working with Python - Expertise in data analysis - Experience with Machine Learning Model Architecture design . Your contribution will make Godel more efficient and user-friendly, and will significantly impact the models performance.

I am looking for a **female native** British English tutor. Rate: $12/hour (online 1:1, focus on only speaking) Session duration: 45/45 mins (1.5 hrs per week) Session time: 8pm Thailand time on weekdays No certification needed.

I need a talented illustrator to design an exciting book cover for a young adult fiction novel, radiating a feel of mystery and intrigue. Some key responsibilities include: - Utilising a visual language that speaks to and intrigues a young adult audience - Creating a sense of mystery through the design The successful applicant will have a proven track record working with young adult fiction and expertise in designing covers that are both captivating and hint at the story within. I'm looking for someone with: - Stellar illustrator skills - Experience with Young Adult Fiction - Ability to convey a sense of intrigue through design Ultimately, the cover will need to reflect the book's genre, appeal to its young adult target audience and convey a mysterious and intri...

I require the creation of downloadable courses in the pharamaceutical and care giving sectors and in a number of levels The course must be given by an industry professional example of course - Dementia Care and Understanding targeted audience - Care Givers language - English

I'm seeking a freelancer with strong communication skills to develop a promotional YouTube video for my PHP script. The video is geared towards non-technical individuals, so it must be easy-to-understand and engaging. In particular it should: - Promote the PHP script - Highlight the script's usability, customizability, and integration capabilities Ideally, I'd like to work with someone who has proficiency in PHP so they can adequately understand and present the script. A background in video production, particularly instructional or promotional content, is a must. A basic understanding of YouTube SEO would be a bonus.

Looking for a German Speaking Person who is able to discuss on the phone with our German clients. You will receive exact script and be paid either at the end of the month just like a normal employ or commission based. Requirements German Language - Advanced Calm voice , relaxed and understanding the clients needs Offer support by phone

I am looking for an expert in Excel especially well-versed in the Norwegian language to assist me in data entry and creating database leads for marketing purposes. The focus is on signage companies in Norway. The ideal candidate should be proficient: - In Excel data entry and organization - Skilled in designing and managing databases - Must have an understanding and fluency in Norwegian language. -this project requires phone calls and web searching The main task will revolve around generating leads through database creation for targeted marketing campaigns (Signage companies in Norway). This project requires a good grasp of lead generation strategies in addition to the aforementioned skills. Please place your bid keeping in mind all the requirements stated.

I need a talented illustrator to design an exciting book cover for a young adult fiction novel, radiating a feel of mystery and intrigue. Some key responsibilities include: - Utilising a visual language that speaks to and intrigues a young adult audience - Creating a sense of mystery through the design The successful applicant will have a proven track record working with young adult fiction and expertise in designing covers that are both captivating and hint at the story within. I'm looking for someone with: - Stellar illustrator skills - Experience with Young Adult Fiction - Ability to convey a sense of intrigue through design Ultimately, the cover will need to reflect the book's genre, appeal to its young adult target audience and convey a mysterious and intri...

I'm seeking an Intermediate Russian language speaker capable of providing dependable translation services. The project's core involves translating business communications, thus a solid understanding of business terms and tone is beneficial. Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Russian Language (Intermediate Level) - Experience in Translation Services - Familiarity or background in business communications - Attention to detail, ensuring the accuracy of translations Your role will involve: - Translating various business communications from English to Russian and vice versa. - Ensuring business terms, messages, and tone are appropriately conveyed and maintained in translations. You will gain exposure to diverse business communications and engage in a cul...

I am Susana Hermosa and I am seeking an experienced language instructor or tutor to guide a beginner student in learning Tagalog, primarily for basic communication purposes. The learning format should be exclusively online, making use of a flexible, engaging, and interactive approach tailored to a novice's needs. **Key Requirements:** - **Proficiency in English and Tagalog:** As the student is beginning from scratch, clear explanations and instructions in English are necessary for effective learning. - **Online Teaching Experience:** Ideal candidates will have a proven track record in conducting online classes, utilizing various e-learning tools and platforms to maintain a high level of student engagement. - **Curriculum Development:** Ability to develop a st...

Hi Translate Media, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.

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...backend engineer with expertise in NodeJS, your tasks will include developing APIs, managing databases and integrating third-party services. The presentation aims to connect with a variety of individuals including technical team members, non-technical stakeholders, and project managers. Consequently, your communication skills and ability to break down complex technical concepts into understandable language will be key. The intended presentation should cover an introduction to DDD, highlighting its benefits, and providing noteworthy instances of DDD implementation in real-world projects. Additionally, the presentation should explain data flows on DDD layers. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Expert in NodeJS and backend engineering - Exceptional communicative abilities - Experi...

Website migration * Analyse current website arhitecture (what programming language etc) * Analyse new server arhitecture (is High availiability needed or basic dedicated server) * New server setup. Operating system installation. Configuration (including backup system) and tuning for best performance. Software installation (web server, database server, control panel, mail server...) * Migration of websites without downtime * Migrations e-mails (if needed) * DNS Changes (new ip, mx record, spf and dmarc)

We have two product brochures with similar content for two models of laboratory instruments. Each brochure is 8 pages and has around 1300 words. We are looking for someone to accurately intepret and translate these into German. Words will be provided in MS Word format and with original PDF copies of the brochures so you can see the relevance in pictures within the brochure. Typesetting and so forth isnt needed, we only need MS Word files. Attached is one of the brochures, the second one is very similar.

...be the most time-consuming of my tasks. In addition, basic bookkeeping and accounting duties will be required. The assistant would also need skills in CRM software and project management tools. Since my business correspondence is largely handled through Gmail, familiarity with this platform is a must. Fluency in Italian is highly desired, as many of my business dealings are conducted in this language. Please apply only if you have: - Proven experience as a Virtual Assistant - Excellent organizational and time management skills - Proficiency in Gmail - Bookkeeping and basic accounting knowledge - Fluency in Italian Your ability to maintain confidentiality and accurately handle information is paramount. This job is ideal for those who can multitask and remain calm under pr...

I am looking for a lot of Spanish interpreters to interpret for 2 parties over the phone. You don’t need to travel because this is online job. We require ones with fluent English and good computer and internet connection. Experienced ones are preferred but fresh are welcomed to apply

I'm in need of proficient language translators who can handle both written and oral translations. As the specific language pair is not defined, candidates with multiple language expertise will be given preference. This is an urgent project, therefore, I am looking for professionals who can start immediately. - Proven record in translation services - Strong understanding of both written and oral translation techniques - Must deliver high quality work in a timely manner - Proactive, detail-oriented, and able to meet tight deadlines - Immediate availability required. Please mention your language pair expertise in your bid. This will help in accelerating the selection process.

I'm looking for a professional with excellent Thai to English language interpreting skills. Key Responsibilities: - Interpreting a Eng-Thai meeting to qualify a Vietnamese candidate speaking Thai into English. - The process will be: We will speak English sentences or dialogue directly to you, you listen to her speak Thai and score her Thai speaking ability based on the criteria we provide. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven work experience as a Translator, Interpreter, or similar role - Fluency in Thai and English languages - Strong comprehension skills and attention to detail The total count for the work to be interpreted falls within 1 hour through Zoom or Google Meeting. Energy, style, and meaning in the verbal exchange should be adequatel...

I'm seeking a seasoned chatbot developer equipped with proficiency in OpenAI's Assistant API and Natural Language Processing (NLP). The key focus for this project is: - Creating a chatbot able to browse particular website - The chatbot should be specifically crafted to extract, analyze and respond with 'Financial Literacy content' - Additionally, knowledge in information extraction and NLP is crucial to ensure the chatbot can interact with users effectively. Ideal skills for this project include: - Expertise in OpenAI's Assistant API - Strong experience in developing chatbots - Solid understanding of NLP - Experience in text data extraction from websites.

I am seeking an expert in software development, specifically with proven experience in the Python or other programming language. Over the course of this project, your main task will be to create a personal-use algorithmic trading platform for me/ my personal use, A small algo kind platform for own usage, with own strategies, connected with tradingview and broker to run it on NSE index, stocks and forex apps. Please throw your quotes. Please keep it in mind, it should be cheaper in price, because it's not going to use for business purpose, it for my personal use so small budget only.

I'm looking for a creative graphic designer to bring to life a mascot for a coding academy. This should be a non-human figure that embodies a smart, knowledgeable, energetic, and enthusiastic persona. The mascot should be attractive, funny, and represent the fun side of coding. It doesn't necessarily have to be an animal, it could be any character as long as it fits the given personality traits. The coding academy's name is PY. For example, the mascot can have a "Pie" since it sounds similar to PY academy. I want the colors to match the color theme of the academy which is mainly blue and orange. I will attach the PY's logo below. Ideal skills and experience: - Experienced in character and mascot design - Able to create designs that are amusing, attrac...

Hello. We have a small hiking company in Indonesia. We translated our website into many languages already, but we want a native person to proofread them. This is a 1 day job for a native person. We are hiring 1 person in each language, but you must be native. We have a very easy side-by-side editor so you can check things. You will log into our WPML wordpress. You can translate side-by-side in the translating editor. See the files attached for the links that need translated. Also, see a screen shot of the side-by-side editor which will make this job go very quickly. Pay is $75 max for 1 day of work. We will take the best bid. I will send private invites to each candidate that we chose. Please be sure to look over the files, and bid $75 max or a better deal if you can. We have 2...

I’m an experienced client in need of a seasoned x86 assembly developer, with advanced proficiency to write new code for a desktop application. Required Skills and Experience: - Advanced proficiency in x86 assembly language. - Proven experience in desktop application development. - Demonstrated ability to create clean, efficient codes from scratch. Your key tasks will revolve around coding, structuring, implementing, and testing the desktop application. I would appreciate a candidate who can complete this task in a timely manner while maintaining code quality. Your contribution will help in delivering an excellent product for our customer base.

I'm looking for some College level students that are writers and journalists. I need some writers that are in tune with American Sports (not soccer. NBA, NFL, MLB) & American Hip Hop. You will be working for a Instagram page that is very much like @Complex and @WorldStarHipHop If you have an understanding and love for Business then thats even better! Your job will be to find very very interesting stories and connect them to how it impacts the topic's business. PLEASE NO AI / ChatGPT APPLICATIONS: In your application I want you to write about Sports and Hip Hop topics that have gone on this week. Write as much as you can and about whatever comes to mind. In your application I want to see what you're writing style is like and the things that you are interested in. If...

Important: Being able to use Google Translate doesn't count as knowledge of the language. I'm looking for a Virtual Assistant to help me with e-mail and calendar management as well as proposal writing both in English AND Spanish. As part of your proposal please write a "No, thank you" response to this message (i.e. how you'd politely say "no, thank you to it"): "Hi! I'd like to check your schedule availability next week for us to conduct an Introductory call, It will be a brief discussion with one of our Executives to give more Information as to how we can help you grow your business." The budget for this project is $3/hour for 40 hours a week.

I am looking for a skilled PowerPoint Designer with a great sense of humor to create an entertaining PowerPoint presentation about the past six months of my life. The presentation should amuse the audience, using puns and wordplay as the main source of humor. Key project require...2. Creative Writing Skills: You should be able to effectively incorporate puns and wordplay within the narrative of the presentation for maximum entertainment. 3. Personal Life Interpretation: Given the personal nature of the presentation, some degree of interpretation of my experiences over the past six months is needed. You should be comfortable handling this creatively. The more creative, funny, and surprising, the better. Looking forward to your approach to making my life seem way more interesting t...

...experienced translator to convert real-time technical instruction from English to Spanish. Ideal Candidate: - High proficiency level in both Spanish and English - Basic understanding of technical terminologies - Experience in translating business documents, specifically instructions, SOPs - Excellent attention to detail - Access to a mobile phone/Laptop with Microsoft Teams/Cisco Webex installed & access to internet. Please note that the tasks will be occurring on an Ad-hoc basis, meaning on-demand assistance for specific issues or tasks, addressing immediate needs without long-term commitments, often charged per incident or hour. All you have to do is be in a meeting & translate the instructions in English to local language. You'll be info...

I'm looking for a creative, funny, and smart professional to help me entertain my dogs (lol) Instagram audience with a reel. The content of the reel should have a comedy theme, be engaging and be adorable. Here's what you would need: - Experience in creating engaging content - Proficiency in Instagram reel creation - Understanding of current Instagram reel trends General requirements: - You have the liberty to recommend and decide on the most effective duration for the reel. - Please provide a portfolio or examples of similar work.

I need someone to read and edit blog posts, add image from stock image source, select category and tags, and write meta descriptions. NO AI. Each post takes about 10 minutes. You must do 1 as a trial before being hired. I have 100+ a month.

I'm on a vital search mission. I'm trying to locate my biological mother in Bulgaria, yet despite numerous attempts, I have struggled to make significant progress. I'm looking for an expert investigator ideally with experience in tracing family histories, genealogy, or a related field, and must have access and understanding o...possibilities. Key requirements for success in this task include: - Proven experience in similar investigative work or genealogy research - Access to relevant Bulgarian databases or records - High standard of ethics and confidentiality - Strong problem-solving skills, persistence and attention to detail. - Significant knowledge in background checks and people searches - Proficiency in Bulgarian language would be a major advantage - Comprehens...

I'm in need of an expert developer skilled in advanced PDF editing and form filling, essential skills include: - Expertise in PDF editin...need of an expert developer skilled in advanced PDF editing and form filling, essential skills include: - Expertise in PDF editing, with a focus on fluent French document handling. - Ability to create forms within PDFs with a modern, sleek aesthetic. - Proficient in French language, preferably at an advanced level, to interpret and work on complex French documents. - Agile at providing a customizable interface based on user preference. Please provide previous work samples that demonstrate these capabilities. French language proficiency will be tested. Certification in a related field is a bonus. Prioritize attention to detail, init...

React Native Framework Developer Needed We are looking for an experienced React Native developer to build a mobile application framework. The application framework should include language selection options, theme customization (dark and light modes), subscription management, purchase restoration functionality, and links to help and usage terms

I am in need of an informative English paper focused on "How to get into the Medical Sonography Program". I have already completed the prerequisites and would like this paper to explore the intricate details of the admission process, its requirements, and offer practical tips to prospective students. Specifically, it should include: - An overview of medical sonography - The educational and experiential prerequisites for admission - A detailed description of the admission process itself - Any available tips or advice for making a competitive application The ideal freelancer for this job should have: - A strong background in healthcare or academic writing - Experience writing about medical education or admissions - Excellent research skills to find and compile the...

I'm seeking an experienced ghostwriter to create a heartwarming children's book aimed at preschoolers aged 3-5 plus. We'll be exploring the core theme of friendship, told through the eyes of three or more key characters. - WRITING STYLE: It should be engaging, fun, yet age-appropriate, maintaining simplicity in language and form. - PLOT ELEMENTS: The narrative should revolve around the theme of friendship between 2 children and an animal, ideally bringing a fresh perspective to the classic storytelling approach. - CHARACTERS: The main characters are in place and you will need to work with my ideas. The main character is a fantasy character combined with real life Potential freelancers should have previous experience in ghostwriting, specifically in the children&...

...a professional translator who can convert a series of documents from French to English. • Category: General translations are needed rather than specified areas such as legal, medical or technical. • Subject Matter: No specific subject matter is required; the translations will cover a broad range of topics. • Legal System: The translator need not have extensive knowledge or experience in translations related to a specific country's law. In terms of skills and experience, a solid background in French to English translation is paramount. An ability to deliver accurate translations, maintaining the original tone and meaning, while meeting deadlines is important. Quality is key to this project. A native English speaker with a strong grasp of F...

I'm seeking an expert in AI to design an interactive AI avatar to function on a mobile application for my shops. This avatar should effectively play a pivotal part in enhancing customer service by: - Answering product-related inquiries to facilitate informed decisions, - Assisting customers throughou...increase sales. The AI avatar should engage with users through both text-based and voice-based messaging, thereby creating a more human-like interaction. Ideal candidates should have experience in developing and implementing AI technology in a retail environment, and a robust understanding of integrating such technology into mobile applications. A strong background in machine learning and natural language processing is also preferred for the development of the product recomme...

I am in need of a capable individual who can juggle a few tasks, namely copywriting, data entry, and account management. This position is open for only US. • Copywriting: The ideal candidate should be able to effectively write content for our website, product descriptions, and marketing material. Good command over the English language is crucial. • Data Entry: Accurate and efficient data input skills are required. Experience with Excel and other data entry platforms will be useful. • Account Management: The ability to efficiently manage and maintain client accounts is essential. Experience at an entry to intermediate level (0-5 years) in these tasks is required. Overall, I'm seeking a reliable, multi-tasker with a knack for writing and organization.

I need a seasoned flutter app developer to create a car rental application usable on both iOS and Android platforms. This app is intended primarily for car rental agencies. Key Project Requirements: - The core functionality of this application should cater to booking and cancellation of rentals. - Proficiency in Flutter SDK and Dart programming language. - Extensive experience with cross-platform app development, specifically iOS and Android. - Familiarity with integrating various payment processing systems would be advantageous, though not strictly necessary for this project. - I prefer candidates who can showcase prior work with similar apps or those having worked with car rental agencies in the past. - Adherence to timeline and quality standards is paramount. Successful imp...

I have web flutter language code. I need : WordPress work knownlage Add Amazon affiliate code ( I have account and links) I want fix some thinks And I want update my web domain Everything is ready Must have experience at Firebase database Flutter language coding WordPress work

...expert in English, specifically a native English speaker, who can promptly rectify the grammar and sentence structure of my 1-page resume. The ideal provider for this task should meet the following qualifications: - A solid background in English language proficiency - Extensive knowledge in resume writing and sentence structure correction You are tasked to examine my resume and correct any grammatical errors and improve sentence formations. I'm applying for a job and this resume could be critical in setting a great first impression. Given its relevancy, I'm anticipating a perfect, professional, and polished output to make my profile stand out. This role requires meticulous attention to detail and a considerable amount of proficiency in Englis...

This project calls for the develop...solution that’s versatile enough to handle an array of video and image files. Key Attributes: - Media Playing: The Raspberry Pi will play video and image files - Media Library: The system needs to dynamically update the media library. Ideal skills and experience for this job: - Python Coding: You’ll need a good understanding of python, as you'll be developing the player primarily with this language. - Raspberry Pi Expertise: Must have hands-on familiarity with operating and programming Raspberry Pi systems. - VLC knowledge: Past experience with VLC will be a huge plus. Your task here is to build a smart, efficient and reliable system. If designed properly, this could form the bedrock component for broader, more complex medi...

I am looking for a talented game script writer suitable for a realistic adult-themed RPG in Second Life. The project is laid out from the Lovense Developers website () and needs to be compiled into LSL scripts and made compatible with AvSitter to be used in Second Life furniture. ...and made compatible with AvSitter to be used in Second Life furniture. Key Responsibilities: - Compile the Lovense Developers Scripts to be compatible with Second Life - Create a Second Life Bridge between the Lovense Server and Second Life Platform Required Skills: - Proven experience in game scripting - Familiarity with AvSitter animation posing scripts - Familiarity with Linden Scripting Language (LSL) - Familiarity with Second Life gaming platform - Familiarity with API and SDK