Jokes and SMS in French Language

Hi, I require around 200 to 250 jokes and sms (Text Messages) in the French Language. These jokes should be unique; that is if I copy a line of a joke and search in Google, I shouldnt find any duplicates. You can spin off other jokes, but please make sure that at the end the essence of the joke isnt lost and the wordings are unique. If it is an SMS joke, please type the French words in English (that is the words are written in English as if they are pronounced in French: Transliteration). If you are writing the jokes directly in French, please dont use any specialized font; any one who visits the website should be able to read it without installing any special font. Example of jokes: Doctor Jokes in French, Lawyer Jokes in French, Marriage Jokes, SMS Text Message Jokes, SMS Greetings in French, Short Jokes, One liners, sports jokes, maths jokes, science jokes, funny jokes etc. * Jokes Should be unique; no other joke with the same content should exist in any other website. For example if I copy a line of the joke and search for it in Google, no other website should come in the results with the same content. * These jokes/sms text messages shouldnt be resold again. * No adult/racist/yo mamma/blonde/irish/celeb jokes * Add a title in English and also the category of the Joke