Jokes, SMS in Indian Languages

Require around 400 jokes and funny sms text messages in ANY INDIAN LANGUAGE like Malayalam, Kannada, Marathi, Gujarathi, Punjabi (other languages also) etc. (excepting for Tamil, Telugu and Hindi). I am open to accepting multiple bids from different people (for different languages). There is no need to type in the particular language's font; it is enough to type them in English the way they are pronounced in that particular language. Example "apna naam kya hai?" should be typed if the language is Hindi and the question is "What is your name". =========== IMPORTANT =========== I NEED UNIQUE CONTENT You can spin off other jokes but please make sure that the end result contains unique sentence formations and the essence of the joke isnt lost in that process. ************************************************ PLEASE DONT BLINDLY COPY FROM OTHER WEBSITES. ************************************************ Even if the jokes arent unique, the sentence formations should be unique and the wordings should be changed. Jokes and SMS categories: Jokes: Doctor, Marriage, Lawyer, santa banta, husband and wife, school jokes, student jokes, college jokes, short one liners etc. SMS: SMS jokes, funny sms, teasing sms, rude sms, sms quotes, friendship sms, good morning sms, good night sms, romantic sms etc, festival greetings. Unacceptable Content: adult/dirty/rasist/sardar jokes/teasing celebrities/teasing religion or teasing a particular state or city or language etc. ********Important******** CONTENT SHOULD BE UNIQUE. To verify this, you can copy a particular joke or sms or a line and search it in Google. No other website should have the same joke or sms. You can spin off or transform other jokes or sms but the end result should contain unique wordings and sentence formations and the essence of the joke shouldnt be lost in the process. These jokes/content shouldnt be resold anywhere or hosted in any other website. Please add a title in English and the category of each joke or sms. If posssible PMB me 1 or 2 sample jokes when making a bid.