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Description
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1) You have to write 400 jokes and funny sms text messages in Hindi
2) I will give an existing list of Hindi Jokes/SMS and you have to find the top 100 funniest jokes out of the list and sort them based on how funny they are.
There is no need to type in the particular language's font; it is enough to type them in English the way they are pronounced in that particular language.
Example "apna naam kya hai?" should be typed if the language is Hindi and the question is "What is your name".
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IMPORTANT
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I NEED UNIQUE CONTENT
You can spin off other jokes but please make sure that the end result contains unique sentence formations and the essence of the joke isnt lost in that process.
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PLEASE DONT BLINDLY COPY FROM OTHER WEBSITES.
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Even if the jokes arent unique, the sentence formations should be unique and the wordings should be changed.
Jokes and SMS categories:
Jokes: Doctor, Marriage, Lawyer, santa banta, husband and wife, school jokes, student jokes, college jokes, short one liners etc.
SMS: SMS jokes, funny sms, teasing sms, rude sms, sms quotes, friendship sms, good morning sms, good night sms, romantic sms etc, festival greetings.
Unacceptable Content: adult/dirty/rasist/sardar jokes/teasing celebrities/teasing religion or teasing a particular state or city or language etc.
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CONTENT SHOULD BE UNIQUE.
To verify this, you can copy a particular joke or sms or a line and search it in Google. No other website should have the same joke or sms.
You can spin off or transform other jokes or sms but the end result should contain unique wordings and sentence formations and the essence of the joke shouldnt be lost in the process.
These jokes/content shouldnt be resold anywhere or hosted in any other website.
Please add a title in English and the category of each joke or sms.
hi sir,
m interested in job offered.
will take around 5 days of time for the given task.
and the jokes would be the quality ones.
not some insensible ones.
Hello Sir/ Madam,
I am interested in your project and ready to start immediately. Please Check PM. I am an Indian and I can understand the necessity of comic sense in a Hindi joke better. I am an experienced freelancer with good typing speed. Worked for online as well as offline projects. Assure you high accuracy & on time delivery of the work.
Thanks.
Sir,
If you really mean, then I can provide fantastic jokes from Urdu magazines and literature and this is my challenge that jokes from any other field can never be compared with jokes of Urdu Literature! Looking forward to listening from you.
Regards,
AshrafiHaseena.