AWESOME Mobile App UI Designer Wanted

Are you an --->AWESOME<--- mobile app UI designer who is creative, takes initiative, goes the extra mile, and contributes to the success of projects? Read on... FIRST, LET'S GET RID OF TIME WASTERS. YOU MUST MEET THE FOLLOWING CRITERION: 1. You have at least an average of 4.0 out of 5 rating and above 2. You have an ***EYE POPPING*** profile/portfolio (If you don't have a portfolio please do not apply) 3. You work FAST & your turnaround time is exceptional. 4. You are not an agency or a representative of an agency! 5. You have an exceptional command of the English language... like you can speak the "Queen's English" :) 6. You take PRIDE in your work 7. You must be able to create milestones and deliver upon each one! IF YOU DO NOT FIT THESE CRITERION.... PLEASE DO NOT APPLY! Now let's get to business! Design should cater to females in the age group of 13-20. Retina quality design is a must! I need different versions that I will be heavily testing. I'll know immediately what works and what doesn't. For the right applicant, I'm willing to mention your name in the credits section. HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO SECURE AN INTERVIEW 1. Send me your portfolio of your previous work (focus on UI, if possible) 2. A rough guideline as to how you will deliver (milestones etc)