Create / Design an Adult Wordpress Theme (With Logo)

Looking for an individual to create a custom-made adult wordpress theme from scratch. This custom theme will be used on an adult video blogsite! This blog will publish adult voyeur videos & adult amateur videos. The theme must be custom-made and contain 3 columns (left siderbar, content, right sidebar). The left sidebar must contain a box to register / log in on the blog and the list of the different categories. The right sidebar, should contains the last posts and the archives. To have an idea, you can consult http://secretly [login to view URL] for the organization. The blog should have a nice (fun?) logo (about voyeurs, spyings, etc.) Please ask me any question if you want to know more about this.