Dear Hiring Manager,
I was scrolling through the internet, minding my own business, when I stumbled upon your job listing seeking a Shopify developer with experience in integrating Shopify and fixing errors. And boy, did it catch my attention! Not only do I have the necessary skills and experience to complete this project, but I also possess a sense of humor that can lighten up any work environment.
As a Shopify developer, I have extensive experience in integrating Shopify with various online platforms, including Amazon, Etsy, WP Site, Google, Pinterest, and Facebook. I have successfully integrated hundreds of items from different Shopify app companies, such as Printful and Printify. And unlike some of the freelancers you have hired in the past, I promise not to ghost you or disappear without completing the job.
Regarding the fixed budget of $100, I understand that this is a charity job, and I am willing to work within this budget to help the charity achieve its goals. In fact, I'll even throw in some free jokes to lighten up your day!
In summary, I am confident that I can help you integrate your almost 1000 print-on-demand items to various online platforms seamlessly. My experience, knowledge, and humor make me the ideal candidate for this project. Plus, I promise not to bore you with technical jargon or put you to sleep during our meetings.
Thank you for considering my application, and I look forward to hearing back from you soon.
Best regards,
Martin Saraydarov