Content writer required - Sense of Humour a must

Hi there, I'm Saleh B. Even though you put exactly what you are looking for and what the Freelancers have to do to get the job, still they put their Copy paste project proposals like robots and to me that alone should make you laugh. to keep it short you can DM me and I can tell you why I'm a fit for writing a book on SEO and my capability as a writer. Looking forward to hearing from you.

I certainly know about SEO. It's a sort of yarn for knitting, right? Hello! I can humorously help you with writing an ebook with an attractive cover, informative description, enticing title, and engaging content. I love being the centre of attention through humour and I am expert of it. Regarding my professional writing experience, I have written eBooks on a variety of topics like business, health, humour, fantasy, IT, cryptocurrency and inspirational and struggle stories of my different clients. I am an experienced writer having clarity, strong vocabulary with the desire skills set to perform this task. I can provide you with the related images/graphics as per the title. I will deliver the quality work with the perfect layout and in the required format. Message me over the chat to discuss it further. Regards.

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Dear Employer, You have specified that you need a native English writer to write an eBook on "SEO". I provide high-quality eBooks that are engaging, entertaining and creative, providing value for readers and excellent response rates for you, while maintaining your brand ideals and values. I am a native English speaker from the UK with MBA and BA degree. With my attention to detail and diligent approach, I provide a service that gives quality outcomes and real client satisfaction. Best Regards Elexon

Greetings, My grandfather has the heart of a lion and lifetime ban in the zoo :) I am writing in response to your post book writer to write an eBook related to "SEO" I am a professional and an experienced writer and I have written eBooks on different subjects like Business, IT, Law,...attention of readers but also educate them in a positive manner. I am well aware of the formats of eBooks like EPUB, Kindle, MOBI, PDF, LIT, and AZW. So, whatever the format you need I can easily assist you in...your eBook. I ensure to use credible sources for research, providing informative, persuasive and conspicuous content, using sophisticated and formal writing style as you desire. Please come over the chat so we can discuss the format and layout of the book. Regards, Moiz

It would be my pleasure to complete this project in a timely fashion and surpass your expectations. I enjoy collaborating and running with ideas from others. My skill-set includes a genuine passion for storytelling, a refined ability to flesh out concepts, find places for plot points, a have a knack for finding ways to enhance readability, and I NEVER use run-on sentences. Except for here. I would very much enjoy the challenge of writing a story for you. Thanks!

Greetings! I am highly professional in managing seo book writing projects. I stand in the top 5% of the freelancers. I am very interested to assist you in this project with perfection. Please don’t hesitate to contact me for further discussion. Thank You, Revival

Hello, I have 10 years of experience in the Writing Industry and can provide you “PREMIUM QUALITY WORK” within your “GIVEN DEADLINE” with “PERFECT GRAMMAR” and “ZERO PLAGIARISM”. I have 600+ "EXCELLENT REVIEWS" which are a guarantee for my best Quality. Please see my profile and portfolio for sample work. Open chat and send me a message so we can finalize this deal as per your budget.

Dear Employer, I am a professional thoughtful writer with a knack for humor, clarity, and persuasiveness. I have run a successful freelance writing business for the last five years. I offer a variety of writing services including -but not limited to- editing, web content writing, ghostwriting, tutoring, and academic research. I have a BA in Creative Writing and Literature from the Macquarie University. While attending the U of M, I worked as a footnote researcher and writer for a few different departments and really honed my researching and writing skills. Over the years since college I have made a living writing web content, pamphlets, resumes, memoirs, personal correspondences, anything my clients have requested! But my heart truly lies with ghostwriting. I have a real passion for building and creating stories. I have recently worked with the literary packagers Working Partners Limited, and loved the process of ghostwriting for them. I'd love to combine the personal aspects of working with my own clients and the creative aspects of writing novels or short stories. I have written ten books in the last year, two of which are my own personal, creative projects and eight of which were under ghostwriting contracts. I am an extremely prolific and dedicated writer, able to turn out quality work very quickly. Additionally, I really enjoy writing creatively within a set of given guidelines (which really makes ghostwriting the perfect job for me! :)

Hi, Hope you are fine Customized articles, essays, and business plans services are available for those people who want quality and native writing experience. Here are my specialized areas in which I can provide following services: Articles, Writing, Business Plan, Content Writing, Copy Writing, Ghost Writing, Article Rewriting, Product Descriptions Market Research and Marketing plan. All the contents will be original/plagiarism free and of high quality. According to your project description, I will provide awesome quality of work, and I am able to writing articles and contents because they are my main skills. Looking forward to your positive response Kind regards, Sehrish

Hi, I can't make you laugh but i can provide you quality content for your book. Are you looking for a virtual assistant to write, maintain and publish books on Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing? Then you have come to the right place. My Area of Expertise: 1.  I will edit the raw book manuscript. 2.  Convert them to e-book and paperback formats as per the KDP accepts. 3.  I will smartly handle all the files that they don’t get messed up. 4.  I will also provide book cover as per the manuscript and design it as per your concern. 5.  I will also do a thorough Niche and category research for the best and most profitable titles to publish book. 6.  After successfully publishing I will also run AMS ads with specific profitable formula that I learnt from my last 1 year experience. I also took a course on how to run AMS ads with most profitable way. 7.  I will also research keyword for each book and will continue keyword research and change them for the betterment of the books. 8.  I will also update categories from time-to-time to make the book earn BEST SELLER tag. 9.  If the book needs to be promoted via email marketing or in social media I can also do that. Besides these I also have access to Paid VPN, Access of Bestseller Ranking Pro and Publisher Rocket. I hope my skills are usable to you and Hopping to work with you. Thanks!

Hey, I hope you are having a great day. I would love to write the ebook for you with quirky humor and insights. As a native US writer with 5 years of experience, I have already written multiple published ebooks for global clients. Please message me for details. Regards Jason

Hey, What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.:) I’ve gone through the project description and I’ll be happy to work on this. I am an experienced writer and editor with a good sense of humor. I've been in this industry for 7+ years now. I have a vast experience in editing novels, ebooks, websites, scripts, and book writing on different topics like:--Romance -love -True story -Crime -Life story -Technology -Marketing Looking forward to working with you I’m always available here to serve to better. Thanks, AM.

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Hi (PM me for samples and details) I am an academic writer, Ebook writer and researcher, I work with personal motivation to provide plagiarism free writing of reports, proposals, thesis, research papers etc! I've 8 years of experience in research writing with grip on all kind of citation and referencing styles including APA, Harvard, MLA etc! Looking forward to getting more details about your project When can you let me know more about the topic you have? Warm Regards Tabish

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Hi, I'm a digital marketer specialising in SEO and content marketing, with experience writing website content, blog posts and even ebooks in the marketing niche. Your project sounds really interesting, so please shoot me a message if you're interested to see some of my writing samples or have a chat about how I can help you out. All the best! Bram PS: something funny or witty and make me laugh... Yep, that's how dry it can get...