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Hi, Looking for a native English writer with a good sense of humour to write an ebook on "SEO" (i'll provide the sitemap). The ebook will be roughly 200 pages and fun to read. The ebook will be on [login to view URL] ** To apply, all you need to do is write something funny or witty and make me laugh. **
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Hi there, My proposal is related I am an SEO writer and have been working in writing industry for last 6 years. The knowledge and experience I have related to article writing and ebooks writing make me a unique and qualified person for the specific task. Kindly leave me a message so we can discuss further on the project and budget. Thanks. My Skills: Article Writing, Book Writing, Content Writing, eBooks, Ghostwriting
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Dear Sir or Madam, Your business thrives on content. In whatever subject or market, quality content engages customers and elevates your brand awareness and identity. With years of experience across all market sectors, I produce engaging, effective content that will help you reach your goals. I am really interested to work with you. Accurate, grammatically correct writing is essential for any content, but it is the ability to engage your audience, deliver your message in an original, memorable way and do all that while meeting the deadlines you set that makes my writing the perfect solution for your needs. Regards Janelle H.
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Hello, this is Saket. I have ten years of experience in content writing and online marketing. I have read the project description and assure you to provide well-researched content for your e-book on SEO. I have prior experience in digital marketing so I will be able to provide right amount of words for the e-book.
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Hello. I am a well-versed web content writer. My major expertise consists of constructing a company profile and services, particularly concerning the “about us” section. The optimization of a website for the aesthetic appeal to subscribers is of utmost importance to me as I write. I prefer the unique approach of a descriptive writing style which conveys the appropriately sought message. Regards
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I have the experience and skills that are needed to create articles that will keep the readers’ attention and make them want to learn more about what you offer. Every article that I write is 100% unique being free from plagiarism. I have a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. When you hire me for your writing needs, you can count on affordable excellence. Here is the summary what you have requested. Task:Content writer with a sense of humour! Short Summary: An ebook writing Proposed Deadline: 4 days Let me show you what I can do for your writing needs! Best Regards, Roger Wilsher
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Hello, My writing style and quality is the perfect match for your E-book. I can include a lot of click baits and exciting sentences to keep the readers curious, interested, and glued to their screen. I am flexible and can write on any niche, without losing the context or making it boring for the readers. If you want a catchy, error-free, and entertaining blog article or E-book, then you have employed the right person. Results are guaranteed because that is all that matters. Regards
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Hello, 200 pages of SEO information in one book! do you want Google and other search engines to sue you to court? Well, what do I know, am only a native English speaker with Nigerian Parents! The only thing I can assure you is that if you want to offer this great and amazing gift, I am your best partner. Let's awe em readers!
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Dear Employer, By clicking into this ad, you've found the website content writer who delivers fully researched, complete website copy. I am an English speaking native of the Aussie with 7 years professional experience. Small and local business content writing is a specialty. I've owned three small businesses myself. Here is my CLEAR PRICING GUARANTEE: Each Package Includes: 100% Original & Professional Content, Strategic Keyword Placement, SEO Optimized Headers & Text, Structured Call-Outs, Advice On Best Practices I have written extensively about every-day subjects important to small business customers. I know these subjects because I am a small business customer - that's why I'm your best choice for a website content writer. I will understand your target customer and create a clear path of communication throughout your website. YOU'VE FOUND YOUR WEBSITE CONTENT WRITER Let's get started! Pick a package. Or, if your project is unique, send me a message
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Hello, I just Read your project description & will go through your Requirements, Please check my work samples With Detailed Information in INBOX. Writing is just a mixture of ideas and scrambling of words. I'm a self-motivated freelance writer. The American TV series says "Orange is the new black", I would like to make just a minor adjustment to it "the minds of the columnist is the real black”. Working with me you can have a surety of the following- 1. Content shall be unique, original & SEO friendly. 2. 100% grammatically correct. 3. Free from plagiarism and can be checked from copyscape. 4. Hyper linking the 'Best Business Keyword’. 5. According to present trend Of Google, “Content Is the King Of SEO ". The work shall be according to Google I have a utopia about my work and hope that it meets your anticipation. I am almost 24 * 7 on the Freelancer server. Kindly drop me a message so that I can share some relevant samples with you and discuss it further. Thanks
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Hi! I am a great fit for your project. I'm a longtime freelance writer, editor, teacher and proofreader who ghostwrote 7 books in the last year, as well as numerous blog entries, articles (on various topics such as travel, health, lifestyle, business, celebrities), essays, CVs, letters, etc. I work well, and I work fast. I'd be happy to send you samples of my work if you'd like to see them. I am a US/Filipino citizen with a BA (cum laude) in English, with 18 units toward my master's degree. I'm really interested in your project. Can you message me and tell me more? Thank you.
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Greetings! RESUME outlines your skills and experiences allowing a recruiter to have the idea of how you can contribute to the recruiter's workforce. COVER LETTER introduces you and highlights your key accomplishments and fit for a job opening. As a professional with an extensive history in both corporate and non-profit work, as well as in higher education including Career Services, I have experience in career coaching, and professional resume writing. MY OFFERS: -Full rewrite of your IT Resume, CV, cover letter with optimized rich words. -Career Coaching services. -Develop professional "Professional Summary" to immediately grab attention. -Expertise of a certified professional resume Writer (CPRW). -Present you as an achiever and not a doer to your potential recruiters. -Unlimited revisions with 100% Assurance for your fulfillment!. -Timely delivery. -Reasonable cost. Let me help you reach your goals! Kindly message massage me if you have questions. Buy with confidence Kind regards, Jessie Osborn
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Dear Employer! I will be doing content writing on any given topic in the most engaging way. Content writing is not about writing content it’s about how long you can stop people to read your content. So, I will help you to post such content on your website or blog. All the articles will also be SEO optimized according to modern trends for SEO. Wait, did you read the last line? Well Researched Article Writing+ SEO Optimized Article writing + Engaging Content= Perfect Content for your website. I assure you that you will be coming back for more. If you want a discount for bulk work doesn’t hesitate to get in touch. I will be more than happy to provide you with discount. Come lets to the real engaging writing work together.
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UK English native writer and speaker. G'day, what a fun project this is! I would love be involved. Red shoes, no knickers? What do your shoes say about you There’s an old English slang ‘Red shoes, no knickers’ which seems to suggest you can tell a lot about a person by their shoes alone. Is it even true? Can the lovely pair of red stilettos you had on a night out or the comfy ballet pumps you slip on this morning say a lot of you? Can you finally know your deepest, darkest self based on your shoe choice alone? Type in ‘what do your shoes say about you’ into a search engine and you’ll get masses of hits. Often they are quizzes, determined to put you into a box purely by the pair of shoes you wear. A pair of ankle boots? Ooh, you are edgy yet chic. Clogs? Boring but dependable. Sky high red stilettos? Well, there is a reason why sexy women are often seen as wearing high heels. Now I don’t know about you, but us shoe lovers know we don’t only have one pair of shoes. We have black shoes for office wear, Merrell running shoes, Ecco sandals, pretty flip flops for summer days and warm yet sturdy Ugg boots for winter hikes. Like our shoes, our personalities are never the same day to day. So please don’t put us in a (shoe) box. We love our shoes, how different they may be, as much as we love different parts of ourselves. So grab on to that pair of red stilettos if they make you feel beautiful but for the interest of hygiene, please don’t forget the knickers.
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Hi there! I write, I author, and I edit. I'm a native English speaker who has years of experience teaching both UK and US English to non-native speakers. But that's enough about me! All you really want to know is what I can do for you. I will perfectly write a compelling, professional and original SEO website content. The key to a higher rank on search engines requires unique article and content must be written in such a way that it makes sense and benefit the reader. My work is 100% Unique, and SEO advanced. Simply give me the catchphrases and I will give you a consummately enhanced article with a watchword thickness of 1-5%. My Service includes 100% free plagiarism content,100% Original and Unique Articles, Unlimited Revisions, Ghostwriting (Full rights),Well researched, Best SEO results.
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Hi! I'll love to write an eBook on SEO! I've written blog articles on internet marketing several times and made my own website from scratch. I ensure all my work in seo-friendly as well. I can't really think of anything funny at the moment but I'm just wondering how many people who applied would try to make you laugh by typing in "something funny or witty". I mean if you really want a good laugh, go to youtube and watch some video on some cyclist in Australia getting attacked by magpies.
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I would make your articles eye-catching and breathtaking. I offer to present your project in a funny way yet impacting your audience. An example: "Surfing the net just got easier. One just has to have access or if you're like me hack the neighbour's wi-fi(Can't a guy watch netflix?).
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I am good at content writing and i can assure you that once the content is available that will give you a good laugh. Relevant Skills and Experience Content writing. Sarcastic writing.
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okay, I can do the job in a short period of time with the maximum of quality You can contact me to arrange the necessary details and start working immediately
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