My family would like to create a family crest, that is sort of humorous and grandiose. We would like it to be a loon in a position sort of like the US eagle, [login to view URL], with wine (Bottle or glass) in one talon and a frisbee in the other. We would also like an image of the earth in the center in some form. (Maybe something like the UN symbol, [login to view URL])
It should look good if it was put upon a flag or a shirt or something.