‘Happy’
Hello,
My credo is, 'I shall not solicit your business unless I can guarantee quality.'
I may not be the best, but am certainly the most dependable and resourceful. Error free and timely delivery comes with the deal.
As a sea Captain of many years, it is engrained in me to be meticulous, diligent and thorough.
My English is impeccable and computer literacy, above par.
Please consider my candidacy. Your money's worth stands assured.
Thanks very much for hearing me out.