write a press release and develop an advertisement which will go on a wordpress website page promoting my upcoming works by my current business Mike's Workshop and my 3 side projects without giving away too many details.
1. a micro-budget horror-comedy short movie on video by my side project - The Band NZ
2. a darkly comic dungeon-crawler video game by my side project - currently unnamed
3. a bleak enterprise sim about hustling at a depressing all-boys high school during a cold winter by my side project - M = Delta V + C
4. by Mike's Workshop: a love and a .45 mushed up with Twilight Zone style micro-budget feature film as if written by Kevin Smith and Tarantino
5. by Mike's Workshop: a depressing, quirky, introverted drama screenplay about the deconstruction of the mind and life of an unwell arguably-genius writer
6. by M = Delta V + C: a graphic novel about time travel, dragons and the military
7. by Michael B: a novel about drugs, dreams, traffic, economics, heroism, gods and monsters
budget is NZ$50
please don't place a low bid if you are not willing to do the gig for that price!