What: 12 blog posts of at least 500 words each. Some may require a bit of research (but hopefully nothing more than a few good searches) Tone: Funny and irreverent - reading the post should bring a smile to the readers face Audience: 18-45, educated professionals in the US who like to work hard, play hard and don't take themselves to seriously Company:
We are testing a new funny application for smartphones. Since its development is still ongoing, it is very important for us to bring it to perfection. That's why we need your feedback on our application. Tests can be people from 18 to 25 years old, having an account in instagram or tiktok.
...(black). So "Sid & Paul" could be there as text. Like two cartoon characters or something. You may like to look a little funny. Sid is young and a bit wild and aggressive. Paul is an old dude, like a slow funny sleepy guy. They should already have similarity with them. They should be like classic cartoon caracter. Not too stylistic. You should
I need a simple app for android that has the following functionality. .- It should populate a combo box from data retrieved from a REST webservice. .- the user selects the number from the combo box .- the user writes some text on a textbox .- the user clicks on a 'send' button .- the app uses another REST service to send the message .- the app shows success or failed based on the resp...
I need a logo designed. Smart Ass Toys is company name. Use a donkey in it. The city and state that needs to be on it is Glen Rose, TX
Hi I Want to call REST API of one payment gateway, to allow the sellers on shop to get reference to pay using ATM Machine. The API code is available. The ideia is when the buyer want to checkout(finalize is shop) on the ecommerce website, when he click to checkout, he shoul receive a sms and email with reference and price what will allow him to pay
I have a neural network in R of type avNNet, fitted with Caret. The name of the neural network is mynn. I would like to send input values from Excel VBA to mynn and ... "Depth", "Height") prediction <- predict(mynn, x) I noticed there are several examples here [login to view URL], although I don't know how to construct the call above.
Draw 4 funny faces on 4 potatoes - and put them all in one image together. Calling all cartoonists / concept artists. Colour or B&W sketch is ok. Male or female potatoes is ok. Arms and legs, or none, is ok. Pose or no pose is ok. The person who can draw the funniest facial expressions (best funny eye expressions) will join our team of cartoon
Heights Pet Hospital wants a new slogan to go with our new brand. Something sticky.....catchy.....memorable that tells clien...Heights Pet Hospital.....walk, fly or skittle. Australians are humble and self effacing, so nothing boastful or arrogant. Australians like larrikin humour. Something subtle and funny would be nice. Try to make it touching.
Seeking someone who has experience injecting audio on the MSM8960 or similar chipset. Function like amix 'Incall_Music Audio Mixer MultiMedia1' 1 aplay -Dhw:0,0 [login to view URL]
...Rebuttals provided Leads, dialer and VOIP not provided Minimum Agents to start is 10 WHAT IS THE SALE REQUIREMENTS? * Patient is contacted and read with approved script. * 100% of call recordings required to be sent daily * Day & Time of operations: 10:30am to 6:30am EST (Monday thru Friday) Qualifications for a lead. - 65 years and older - Medicare must
Needs to hire 10 Freelancers NOTE: Any spammers will be reported. If you don't fully read this job posting you will not be considered. Looking for high quality call center individuals for a long term project. - must work work - must be able to work up to 6 hours day, M-F - must be able to work Mountain Standard Time (USA) - must be honest, helpful
We are looking for people who can use our Software Product very highly worldwide to various Industries Manufacturing / travel & toursim / Banking / Medical / Real Estate / Food Industry / Education / Entertainment industries. ***** This is Target based Business. Once your Sales Target is achieved you enjoy Pay Compensation & benefits. once people registar's & uses our Software Pro...
Hi I need some efficient and experienced video script writer for comedy videos. it should be funny and appealing and should be written in hindi pronunciation but English words. it is a long term project
We are looking for an experienced, smart, presentable lady to handle recruiting of our Call Center company, We can provide them with paid Quiker portal, also other portals if required. It is a result oriented job, Salary is not a constrain for deserving candidate.
Hi everyone, its Diptesh, CEO of Pro-R...some personnels for different section of my start-up: 1) A project Bidder to bid on project 2) A proofreader 3) A technical content writer 4) A financial blog writer 5) A funny video script writer (Indian favoured) Please mention which position you want. Bidder is needed urgebtly as well as technical writer
...be shared after I have a chance to chat with interested freelancers. Both videos are meant to be funny videos like this Geico commercial (link below). The main premise being that the selling points are made in casual conversation while odd/strange/funny events are happening in the background. Hoping we can create an animated version of something like
We need a Smali coder to include a call to a public class from another class. Project is easy, we will provide more info via message/chat. You don't need to compile/decompile anything. We will provide the parts of code and guide you to achieve our goal.
...subscription service called [login to view URL] - our mission is to deliver each month awesome craft beers right to the doors of our customers, We are looking to design a cool and funny T-Shirt for our brand which following specs: - 1 Color design - Only design the front of the T-Shirt - T-Shirt will be dark blue - we recommand design in yellow or orange
create an animated video, using tomatoes, or your imagination. Needs to be funny, entertaining, silly, hilarious. This is related to a staffing company call: Red Tomatoes. Visit our website and get ideas: [login to view URL] There will be 2 short videos, follow the scripts below: Script 1 (Birds chirping) A garden filled with tomatoes. Undiscernible