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Hello, I am looking for an experienced data analyst to help me out with a project. I am hoping to find someone to do a statistical analysis on my data set which consists of 1000-10,000 records. The analysis needs to be completed in Microsoft Excel. I am looking for someone with extensive knowledge and understanding of data analysis, as well as the software. Ultimately, I need accurate information to make informed decisions. If you think you have the skills and knowledge to help me out, please reach out! Thank you.

I am looking for a female voice artist who can create audio stories & JOI based on very erotic role-plays and fantasies. The voice should be original & seductive, and native to Hindi or Bengali language. The ideal candidate should have experience in voice acting and storytelling. Requirements: - Proficient in Hindi or Bengali language with playful & teasing tone - Able to create audio erotic stories that are 20-30 minutes in length - Must have a seductive and captivating voice that attracts men - Must be comfortable with adult erotic narrations without any limit - Should be able to bring the stories to life through erotic expressions - Fantasies may contain teacher-student, director-heroine, secretary etc. If you are a talented voice-over artist with a se...

I'm in need of Adwords accounts that are less than 6 months old with a minimum advertising spending history of more than $1000. These accounts should be in good standing, actively advertising without issues, and should have an 'automatic payment' method or the option to change to automatic payments. Ideal candidates for this project should have the following skills and experience: - Experienced in account trading or purchasing - Knowledgeable about Adwords account management and policies - Familiar with the criteria for a good standing Adwords account - Able to source or create Adwords accounts that meet the specified requirements Please reach out if you can provide such accounts.

This requirement is to sell online training to IT Freshers and experienced professionals. Looking for tele callers who can convert the leads in to sales. Work from home Get paid as you sell Attractive incentives Rs. 500/- to 1000/- per sale Sale will on well developed website Valid leads will be given Weekly payments Whatsapp and report tracking Please do call us at - 9606807572 Note - This is " Get paid as you sell" model. No fixed, but attractive incentives for every sale. Thanks, Falcon Training Solutions , Bangalore.

International Consulting Company is in close collaboration with many international companies and organizations, aiming at serving clients by providing key analysis in area of international law, international trades and so on. We are conducting online recruitment for part-time researchers who are able to study on the newest trends of legisl...potentially qualified if he/she- a) Has profound knowledge of the process of legislation in certain countries; b) Has previous working experiences in legal areas such as legislatures, law enforcement agencies, law firms and so on; c) Possesses excellent writing and communicating skills. Benefits: To work with us, you can have- a) Flexible workplace and time; b) The joy of teamwork; c) Payment of $200-1000 for each project(or more, depending on ...

I need a content writer to create engaging and informative blog posts for my website. 3 blogs are required for my website. I will provide the website link. Each blog should be 1000 words. - The primary goal for these blog posts is to inform and educate the general public. - The ideal candidate should have experience in creating content that is both engaging and educational. - A background in SEO would be beneficial as I am looking to improve my website ranking. - Experience in creating content for a general audience is preferred.

I need a seasoned designer who can envision a modern, bright, and motivating design for my large office space of over 1000 sq ft. This person should have: - Experience with modern aesthetics in space planning and design. - Proven track record in designing large office spaces. Key Requirements: 1. Must-have Features: The design should incorporate both collaborative workspaces and private offices, with an emphasis on functionality and comfort. By taking this project, you should produce a mood board, concept sketches, and detailed 3D renderings. Please include links to your portfolio in your bidding proposals - especially those with large, modern offices.

...create a fully functional, interactive website dashboard for our company. The dashboard should be designed based on our provided template and meet the following requirements: Project Details: - Project Type: Website Dashboard Development - Design: Based on provided template - Functionality: Interactive and user-friendly - Pages: 40-50 pages -User login and registration page - we expect to have 1000 users and will continue to increase so we need a database that can allow us to store the data Key Responsibilities: - Develop a responsive website dashboard based on the provided design template. - Ensure the dashboard is interactive and intuitive for users. - Implement necessary features and functionalities as specified in the project brief. - Ensure compatibility across different...

I'm in need of a translator to convert a short and simple Arabic document to Turkish. It's a general text, approximately less than 1000 words. It's just a standard text without any specific formatting requirement. Skills/Experience required: - Proficient in Arabic and Turkish - Experienced in translating general texts - Attention to detail

...materials used for conference tables (wood, glass, metal, etc.) - An outline of different styles available in the market (modern, traditional, etc.) - Recommendations on the best materials and styles based on the purpose of the table - A discussion on the importance of size in relation to the number of people the table should accommodate - Insights on how budget should influence the selection process -1000 to 1200 words - Will need to reference two links that will be provided to the winning bidder. The ideal freelancer for this project should have: - Experience in interior design or furniture selection - A good understanding of the dynamics of office spaces - Strong research skills to identify current trends in conference table designs - Excellent English writing skills for c...

...integrate are conversational, SMS and funnel app. Key Responsibilities: - Integrate Email Marketing features like Email Campaigns and Templates seamlessly into the current CRM system. - Integrate Customer Support functionalities to enable efficient Ticket Management within the CRM. The specific apps to be integrated should include: - Chatbot: Implement an interactive chatbot within the CRM to enhance customer engagement and support. - Text Messaging: Enable SMS sending and receiving integrated within the system. - Sales Funnel: Incorporate a sales funnel feature to streamline lead nurturing and sales processes. Ideal Candidate: - Proven track record in CRM integration with Email Marketing and Customer Support systems. - Experience in implementing conversational, SMS...

...courses and tutorials. Implement quizzes and certification programs. Support Ticket System: Install and configure a support ticket system plugin (Awesome Support, WSDesk, or SupportCandy). Set up the ticket submission form and support workflow. User Access Control: Implement a membership plugin (MemberPress or Restrict Content Pro) for training access. Configure login/password generation for up to 1000 users. Part 2: Branding Open Source Software Objective: Brand and customize the OpenBoard software to match our company’s identity. Requirements: Customization: Download and customize the OpenBoard source code. Modify the UI/UX to align with our branding (logo, colors, etc.). Implement additional features as needed. Build and Test: Compile the customized software. Conduct tho...

As a UK-based retailer, I am seeking a diligent individual to monitor the Estate Agent A website for new shop listing opportunities. My business is specifically interested in high-street store properties; thus, your search should prioritize these types of listings. Moreover, the new shop space should ideally be medium-sized, ranging between 500 to 1000 sq ft. The perfect candidate for this job should have: - Proficiency in online research - Familiarity with the UK real estate market - Exceptional attention to detail - Experience in real estate would be advantageous.

I'm in need of a talented and experienced print designer who can create an abstract, funky and catchy image-based design for a t-shirt. Need 3 Designs Key requirements: - The design needs to be graphic/image-based - The style of illustration should be abstract, or cartoon - The design should match with other designs in catalog - The design should be s...t-shirts - Strong portfolio with examples of abstract designs - Ability to work with a dark and moody color palette - Understanding of t-shirt design principles and limitations - Excellent communication skills to ensure the final design meets my expectations Check website for refrence - Please provide examples of your previous t-shirt designs, Please Note budget for now is ₹1000 per design as I am just starting.

I'm looking for a professional who can assist me in reaching out to my vast old email subscriber list. The job involves sending out messages in a non-spammy, engaging manner. Key Responsibilities: - Send out emails and SMS to a list of over 20,000 users. - Ensure the content is engaging and non-spammy. Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in email marketing tools and strategies. - Skilled in SMS marketing. - Familiarity with managing large subscriber lists. - Excellent written communication skills. If you have experience with successful email and SMS marketing campaigns, and you're confident in maintaining a high level of engagement without spamming, I'd love to discuss working together.

Looking for Freelance Animator for Creating Videos for Hindi Language Nursery Rhymes, Lullabies and Kids songs in general. Requirements - 1. 2D Animations around 2 mins long. 2. Ability to animate humans and animals based on a storyline. 3. Must be able to complete 1 song in 3-4 days.

We have an existing platform that fetches top news headlines based on interest and uses GPT in order to compile them into a headline and send via SMS. The current bot is a selenium and existing panel is a basic Django admin. These are the new revamps that I'm looking for Scraper Fix: Need scraper fixed so it utilizes a blend of IP address locational data to find content that interests, and is more centered on things United States people would enjoy reading about. The current texts sometimes show Indian news that is out of context. So need a revamp of the news finding system in order to actually find meaningful arcticles and headlines. Right now it shows nothing that would be at the top of google news with a quick glance. Also would be nice to integrate twitter news into this ...

I'm in need of a skilled and versatile writer who can create web articles, blog posts, and marketing materials. The blog posts specifically should be of medium length, between 500-1000 words. The writing across all these mediums needs to be professional in tone. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in content writing, especially web articles and marketing materials - Previous work demonstrating ability to write blog posts of medium length (500-1000 words) - Strong understanding of how to write in a professional tone - Ability to adapt writing style to suit different mediums - Experience in data entry would be a bonus, though not a main requirement

Hi all, This is a quick speed optimisation project in a day or maybe under a day [ Need to be done as soon as possible ]. Plugins already installed: - Litespeed cache - Smush Pro - WP optimise Currently using cloudflare servers. Also tried WP rocket but still the page loading speed is a lot, it's about 10 seconds as of now, I want all of my pages to load under 3-5 seconds. Budget - Rs.1000 Write "Apply" on the top of the bid before applying. Thanks!

We're launching a promotional campaign for a spoon and require experienced actors who are comfortable with, and can execute, absurd humor. The objective of this joke advert is to: • Create an engaging, funny, and memorable way to promote our product: the spoon I'm replicating the old style infomercials of the 90s so acting needs to be a bit wooden and feel cheep The ideal candidate should have: The ability to use a phone (on its side in a tripod or propped up somehow) and film themselves firstly struggling to use a spoon and another take using a spoon perfectly like its the easiest thing they have ever done. also deliver some lines. I'll be looking to use the footage from the phone, so make it the best quality you can. making sure the audio is as clear as ...

I'm in need of an intermediate SAP PS Consultant who can assist in training purposes. My goal is to bring someone on board who can guide my team in understanding and utilizing SAP Project Systems effectively. This will involve explaining complex conce...learner. It's crucial that they are able to deliver this guidance efficiently and effectively within a short period of time, as the project is expected to last less than a month. If you're someone with the right mix of SAP PS expertise, training experience, and an understanding of how to engage beginner and intermediate learners, I'd love to hear from you. Please note that preferred language is Hindi / Urdu, or English is at least required. The preferred time is GMT 1am to GMT 2am. Maximum number of days of ...

I'm in need of a Classic ASP script that can send transactional messages through WhatsApp. The ideal candidate needs to have a strong understanding of both the ASP and WhatsApp APIs. Key Requirements: - The script should be able to send between 100 to 1000 messages per day. - Each message sent should be personalized. Skills and Experience Needed: - Proficiency in Classic ASP, with previous experience in developing similar scripts. - Knowledge on the WhatsApp API and its integration with ASP. - Proven track record in handling high volume messaging. It's crucial for me that the messages are sent accurately and efficiently, with the ability to personalize each one. A candidate who can develop a reliable and scalable solution for this requirement will be preferred.

...encryption: The software should offer robust encryption to ensure user data and communications are secure. - Spam filtering: A strong spam filtering system is a must to maintain a clean and secure email environment. - Custom domain support: The software needs to allow users to use their own domain for personalization. User Capacity: - The software is expected to support a user base ranging from 1000 to 10,000 users. Interface Preference: - The email service should have a web-based interface for user convenience. Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in developing similar email service provider software - Strong knowledge of SMTP protocol - Experience in implementing secure encryption and spam filtering - Custom domain support implementation experience - Web-based interf...

Create an auto process that will run every minute do the below:...below: 1) Will open Google Chrome. 2) Pull from external endpoint JSON (I will provide) a list of urls and enter each one of them in a new window. 3) In case one of the websites is showing "Dangerous Alert" (or doesnt load from any reason) , an email alert + SMS alert should be sent to multiple contacts that I will provide. Some points and clarifications: A) It can be done with extention, desktop software or any other auto script B) It will run every 60 seconds C) It will be installed on 3 RDPs D) I will need help to find and connect to SMS service and RDP service as I dont know reliable services that can be registered and approved fast. Please provide me a detailed solution how you will plan to do...

...admin module, a customer module, and SMS integration using Twilio. The project will require the following: Admin Module: - CRUD Operations: I'll need a solid set of operations for creating, reading, updating, and deleting entries. - User Management: The admin module should have a user management system. - Reporting and Analytics: The ability to generate reports and analyze data will be critical. Customer Module: - Multiple roles under Customer - Registration and Login: The customer module should allow users to register and log in securely. - Account Management: There should be a functionality for account management for customers. SMS Integration using Twilio: - Send SMS Notifications: The system should be able to send out SMS notifications. - Receive...

...highly beneficial for this roles. My website is complete. I just need someone to be about to set up the right keywords for people to buy through my Google Shopping account without too much waste in clicks! However, that is what "shopping" is for: so they can see the image before they click! As we do well, I also would like e-mail marketing. But for now the able is fine. My budget is from $500 to $1000 a month. I am sure that can be arranged because he has been done before twice. There is no need for design of the website because I am happy with it. I just want sales! At the beginning it will take more time to do the trials and errors but as the selected words become more accurate for my target audience, the amount of time should decrease. I am scared to do by hou...

Looking for someone to help create a ChatBot Assistant, which will send a SMS messages to leads, communicate with them and try to make a sale. And also need the same option for AI Calling Assistant, to make outbound calls to the leads. I think Twilio and Open AI would be good for this. Open AI should be releasing Voice API any week/month now. Other option would be Vapi and , etc. The chat bot can be from Voiceflow or similar platform.

I need someone to help with offline data entry. The task involves entering less than 1000 entries into an Excel spreadsheet. Accuracy is key as the data will be used for business analysis. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in offline data entry - Advanced Excel skills - Ability to maintain high level of accuracy - Previous experience with similar tasks is a plus

...for candidates to track their application status. -Advanced Filtering and Recommender System: Search interfaces that allow dynamic filtering and display the integration of a machine learning-based recommender system. 4. Recruitment Process Management -Interview Scheduling: Calendar integration to show available time slots and scheduled interviews. -Automated Notifications: Design for email and SMS notifications setup. -In-Platform Messaging: Messaging interface for secure communications between recruiters and candidates. 5. Financial Management and Reporting -Invoice and Billing: Automated system for generating and sending invoices. -Financial Dashboard: Real-time display of financial metrics and customizable financial reports. 6. Mission Management and Reporting -Missi...

I have a document of 1000-5000 words that needs to be translated from English to Spanish. Requirements: - Proficient in English and Spanish - Previous experience in translation - Attention to detail Please provide a quote and time frame for completing the translation.

I'm looking for a skilled Facebook Ad Manager to run a campaign with the goal of increasing brand awareness, driving website traffic, and generating leads. - The ideal candidate should be able to: - Create and manage ad campaigns that...run a campaign with the goal of increasing brand awareness, driving website traffic, and generating leads. - The ideal candidate should be able to: - Create and manage ad campaigns that appeal to a specific target audience based on age, gender, location, and interests. - Optimize ad performance to achieve the specified goals, ultimately maximizing ROI. - Work with a budget of more than $1000, ensuring that the allocated funds are used efficiently and effectively. Previous experience in running successful Facebook ad campaigns is hi...

I'm seeking a skilled blog writer to compose an in-depth blog post exploring the reasons behind Nokia's decline in the mobile industry. The piece should be written in a professional and formal tone, and should be a minimum of 1000 words. Key Project Requirements: - Blog post should be 1000+ words - Tone: Formal/Professional - Research: The blog post should reference from reputable academic journals or books. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proven experience in writing professional blog posts - Strong research skills with the ability to draw on academic sources - Understanding of the mobile industry or previous experience writing about technology would be a plus. Please submit your portfolio or relevant writing samples with your proposal.

I'm seeking a skilled content writer with expertise in SEO and familiarity with ChatGPT to craft a 1000-1500 word article. The primary objective of this article is to ensure it's optimized for SEO to achieve high and fast ranking on search engines. The content should be informative and engaging and meet the needs of SEO professionals. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proven track record in content creation, particularly SEO-optimized articles - Knowledge of LSI keyword extraction - Experience with ChatGPT or a similar AI writing tool - Strong understanding of current SEO best practices - Ability to use Visual Studio Code for collaboration and development The successful candidate will be able to deliver a high-quality, compelling, and SEO-friendly arti...

I urgently need a large team of freelancers to assist me with a variety of tasks. - Data Input: Your primary task will involve inputting data into spreadsheets. This work requires accuracy and efficiency. - Website Management: I need help with managing a website. This entails updating content, adding new features, and ensuring the site is running smoothly. Experience with website management, particularly with informational websites, is a huge plus. - Social Media: I need assistance with updating and maintaining my website’s social media presence. While the main focus will be on the website, familiarity with various social media platforms can be beneficial. I’m looking for freelancers who are able to work quickly, maintain a high level of accuracy, and who have some experie...

Find a solution that does a screenshot from real chrome device to a url and if the URL is not loaded successfully for some reason it will send an alert via SMS. * The device has to be real one and not emulator. VM can be used here. * There will be multiple urls. * The job will be launched every few second. Please provide me a detailed solution how you will plan to do it.

I'm in need of a specialist capable of developing a moving average indicator in AFL. It needs to be customizable with these sp...specifications: 1. Selection Method: The ability to specify moving average parameters such as Time Periods, Vertical Shift %, Horizontal Shift, Price Field, and Method 2. Adjustable Parameters: For the moving average, I want to edit parameters including Time periods, Vertical shift %, Horizontal shift, Price field, and Method. 3. Time Frame: It needs to accommodate a wide range of time periods from 0 to 1000. This requires proficiency in AFL, understanding of moving average indicators and excellent attention to detail to ensure the varying parameters can be edited seamlessly. A familiarity with finance and stock market indicators will certainly b...

...illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young listeners and must respect the target audience's age and sensibilities. We can discuss for a prize for ---10 quality joke---. Each joke must be well researched, original and provoke laughter from young and old alike. We don't want jokes that chatgpt can do. ====================...

I'm looking for a skilled digital marketer to help me achieve multiple goals for my business. Your focus will be on increasing website traffic, generating leads, and boosting brand awareness across local, national, and international customer bases. My budget for this project is between $500 - $1000. Key Responsibilities: - Develop and execute a strategic digital marketing plan focused on increasing website traffic, generating leads, and improving brand awareness. - Tailor the marketing strategies to effectively target local, national, and international customer segments. Key Requirements: - Proven experience in driving website traffic, lead generation, and brand awareness through digital marketing. - An understanding of how to effectively target and engage multiple customer s...

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We are looking for a talented UX/UI designer to create a simple mobile app. The main function of the app is to receive notifications, similar to emails or SMS. A total of 12 layouts need to be designed. The logo and colors are already finalized, and there is an existing old design in Figma. Requirements: Experience: Proven experience in UX/UI design for mobile apps. Design: Simple, intuitive, and user-friendly layouts based on the existing Figma design. Compatibility: Designs should be suitable for both iOS and Android. Components: The layouts must include all necessary components for notifications, such as: Sender logo Sender verification status Timestamp formatting Title and short description of the notification Notification category Required Layouts: 1. Splash Screen 2. Login ...

I'm looking for a virtual assistant to help me manage interactions on my Facebook and Instagram profiles. Your main task would be to reply to 1000 comments on these platforms, a one-off job. My preference is for a mix of personalized and generic replies, as appropriate. I will have the rest written already and must be done NOW! Urgent work Ideal skills and experience include: - Proven experience in social media management - Excellent written communication skills - Ability to strike the right balance between personalized and generic responses - Familiarity with Facebook and Instagram platforms Your role will be crucial in maintaining and boosting the engagement on my profiles. It's a one-time job to start with, but if the collaboration goes well, there may be potential f...

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I am in need of exceptional writers who can contribute to a love and relationship-themed poetry anthology. The ideal writer should have a flair for poetry and be able to write in a concise manner. Key requirements: - Genre: Poetry - Theme: Love and relationships - Length: Each submission should be between 500 to 1000 words Desired skills and experience: - Proven experience in writing poetry, with a focus on love and relationships - Ability to write in a concise yet impactful manner - Previous experience in contributing to anthologies is a plus I am looking for writers who can deliver high-quality, emotive pieces that will resonate with our audience. If you have the talent and passion for poetry, please do get in touch and share samples of your work.

I need a skilled content writer to create professional blog articles and website content for my brand. Key Requirements: - Content Types: The project involves creating blog articles and website content. - Word Count: The desired word count for each piece is between 500 to 1000 words. - Tone: The tone of the content should be thoroughly professional. I am looking for a writer who can adopt a professional tone while crafting engaging and informative content. The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of SEO, tailoring content for digital platforms and have an excellent command over English. Experience in content writing for websites and blogs will be an added advantage. If you possess all the above qualities and can deliver high-quality content within the specified ...

I'm looking for a professional capable of improving my AI output to make it more human-like. We will start with one assignment around 1000 words. Key Responsibilities: - Re-writing content to enhance language fluency - Adjusting tone and style to be more human-like - Ensuring contextual understanding is present Please submit your experience in similar tasks to be considered for this project.

I am seeking a knowledgeable and skilled writer to create a thorough and compelling 1000-word essay regarding the history of human colonization in the Pacific. - Topical Focus: This essay should concentrate specifically on the story of how humans came to colonize the Pacific, delving into the unique historical context and unfolding events. - Research Resources: Bids are highly encouraged from freelancers who have considerable access to, or are comfortable in using academic journals and historical books as the main resources for the project. - Ideal Skills: Strong writing skills are obviously a must, but a background in history or anthropology would also be beneficial for this project. A keen understanding and appreciation of Pacific cultures and their history is essential. ...

pI am looking for an experienced software developer to create a PVC sof...the capability to extract both text and images from PDF files and facilitate printing of the same. Proficiency in PDF manipulation tools is highly desired. - Image extraction and printing: in addition to text, the software should efficiently extract images for printing. - Localization: The software should fully support localization for all local Indian languages, with specific advantages in Hindi, Tamil, and Bengali. Understanding of the cultural context and linguistic nuances associated with these languages is a bonus. Ideal candidates will have a strong background in software development and previous experience in creating similar software. Knowledge and understanding of multiple Indian local languages ...

I'm looking for a talented songwriter who can create a hit Hindi emotional song for me. The song should center on the theme of heartbreak. Key requirements: - Proficiency in writing Hindi lyrics is a must - Experience in creating emotional songs, especially in the heartbreak genre, is highly preferred Please note that while I prefer a slow tempo for this particular project, this is flexible based on your creative input. The tone of the song is also open to your interpretation and creativity. I'm looking for a unique, engaging and commercially appealing song.

I am looking for an expert who can help me set up a SIP trunk server using Twilio as the SIP provider. This server will be used for both voice calling and SMS messaging. Key Responsibilities: - Establishing a SIP trunk server with configurations optimized for Twilio - Implementing call management features like Call Recording, Call Forwarding, and Interactive Voice Response (IVR) - Ensuring seamless integration of both voice and SMS capabilities - Providing recommendations for server security and performance optimization Ideal Candidate: - Extensive experience with SIP trunking, particularly with Twilio - Proficiency in configuring and customizing SIP trunk servers - Proven track record in implementing call management features such as Call Recording, Call Forwarding, and IV...

In search of a female English speaking content creator. The ideal candidate should have a professional demeanor and be able to create engaging social media reels / short videos related to finance. Skills and experience required: - Fluent in both English and Hindi - Can wear professional clothing (blazers, shirts etc) - Experience in creating engaging content - Must be expressive - Must have mic, camera, green screen & lighting Each week we will be needing 12 videos (45 second each) related to the given topics. This is a long term project and will be active for a minimum of 24 weeks.