100 Jokes required in any Indian Language (Tamil, Hindi, Kannada, Telugu, Bengali etc. etc.).
This project will select multiple bidders.
Please follow the below instructions carefully:
1) The joke should be unique and also meaningful. For example, searching for the joke in any search engine should not show any other page with the same joke.
2) Software translated jokes are not accepted.
3) You should write the joke only if it is your own/public domain or if you have copyright to it. (you agree to transfer the copyright to me once you submit it)
4) You may not use the jokes in any other website or app or give it for use to anyone else.
5) Caste based (like Sardar), celebrity based, adult, religion based jokes will not be accepted. Only clean jokes will be accepted.
Instructions:
You may write the joke either in the specific language font or in transliterated English. Every joke should contain a simple explanation in English as to what it means.
When bidding, please send an UNIQUE JOKE for me to verify your skills.
Hi,
My bid is for 100 Bengali Jokers. As an example:
* ২ পরিচিত ব্যাক্তির মধ্যে আলোচনা হচ্ছে। হঠাত করে প্রথম জনে দ্বিতীয় জনকে জিজ্ঞেস করলো
-আপনার বয়স যেনো এই বছর কতো হলো?
দ্বিতীয় জন উত্তর দিলো
-৩৫
প্রথম ব্যাক্তিঃ সে কি, ৩/৪ বছর আগেও তো ৩৫ ই বলেছিলেন আপনার বয়স।
দ্বিতীয় ব্যাক্তিঃ আরে ভাই, ভদ্রলোকের এক কথা। তাইতো ৩৫ এ থেমেই আছি ।
Hello,
This is Santosh from Hyderabad, India. I have 3+ years experience in Data entry field and Computers. I trust the quote “Action speaks louder than words". So I take my projects as challenge to myself and want to delivery to the highest capability.
Am a young person with lot of enthusiasm towards Computers. Presently I have dedicated my full time as a freelancer, So I don't have any time related issues. I am ready to work.
Thank you
Hi There,
I can do this work for you.
Here is a sample:
ટીચર- એક વાક્યને અંગ્રેજીમાં અનુવાદ કરો.
છોકરીઓ અહીંથી નિકળી ગઈ છે..
છોકરો - Ohhh!!! I am Late
If you like me to collect more jokes and give it to you, please let me know.
Thanks,
Kalpesh
fb blocked jokes
1)girl:-hi..
kya chal raha hai.?
boy:-hey
pankaha, light, computer
2)boy:-hey
fridge chal raha hai?
girl:- yes but kyu pucha?
boy:- pakad le pagali bhag jayega.
3)boy;- ab fridge chal raha hai?
girl:- nahi ,ab bolo
boy:-bola tha pakad le ab bhag gaya na.
This joke is on a TV serial which is very famous on Sony channel and is running for more than 15 years. :
ACP Pradyuman : Laash mein se kidney gayab hai Iska matlab samjhe Daya?
Daya : Kya sir?
ACP Pradyuman : Marne se pehle zaroor isne iPhone 6 kharida hoga.
English Meaning :
ACP Pradyuman : Hey Daya, kidney is missing from the dead body. Do you understand what does it means?
Daya : What Sir?
ACP Pradyuman : He must have bought iPhone 6 before death.
Hope you will like it. I also run a blog full of SMS.
I am a 9 year old guy from bangalore i can write jokes in kannada language if u provide me this job i will finish it off within the given time! i am very excited to work under you