Artistic, funny image to convey value of my portal

I want a picture to be designed. This picture will be used value-image on homepage of my new portal Eg. [login to view URL] - See how Taggle has used a picture to tell portal story. Picture size should be 1002*785. Picture should be aesthetic, funny with preferably white background, should blend well with rest of homepage. Importantly, it should convey well the value of portal. You should be able to decide what exactly picture should contain - therefore i need your artistic imagination and innovative thinking. Here is link to my portal homepage layout - Value image should blend into page (in-place of the Taggle image) [login to view URL] What value does my portal give to user? (This will help you to innovate and develop picture) - People can come in and log their complaints about any product/service. - Portal will aggregate thousands of such complaints, display in such a manner that good and bad products/services will be evident for website visitors. - Whenever any website user searches for product/service, he will see previous complaints. this will help him make a buy/no buy decision. In this way, product/service recommendations also will be made to website user. In summary - portal will facilitate a mass-movement and display public opinion on quality of products/services. Who can bid for this project? - Only if you have done images/banners for other websites before - Please give link to image which you created previously Others dont bid.