Design a T-Shirt

my Name is Spc. Philip Johns I'm with Georgia Army National Guard Bravo co 1/169 Aviation we currently deployed to Afghanistan, and yes i cannot wait to come home... so we area a helicopter unit i would like a t shirt made that instead of going for the idea that we kill people id rather go for the idea that we have fun and are not blood thirsty lunatics. so my image will be used on a t shirt the back preferably because its gonna be kind of big.. so a common name for the chinook helicopter is "two palm tress fucking a dumpster" ( [login to view URL] ) so i want to make that image i want it to be pg but when you see it you are like "ohh thats funny" but i would like two palm trees on either side of a dumpster with their bodies thrusted into the dumpster with hands stretched out holding onto the side of the dumpster each palm tree will have a diffret face but absolutley silly faces ( [login to view URL] ) each palm tree will only have three palms coming out of the top to signify the helicopter blades and they need to be in action like they are spinning or maybe made to like they are palms spinning. the body of each palm tree will have a diffrent design to it one tree needs to represent that its a georgia palm tree and the other needs alabama ...maybe colors like university of alabama and university of georgia on the other palm tree ( [login to view URL] ) georgia( [login to view URL] ) the dumpster needs to be clear that its a dumpster ( [login to view URL] ) coming out of the top of the dumpster needs to 8 spocks doing the vulcan hand symbols ( [login to view URL]) but it also needs design from the chinook maybe put wheels underneath it HAS TO BE FOUR SETS OF WHEELS THREE WHEELS WOULD BE WRONG!!! ([login to view URL] ) from the chinook some windows on the side. one of the door gunners windows on the side ( [login to view URL] ) underneath the chinook i want the minions running after it some holding onto side of it and them after them yelling "fix! must fix!" ([login to view URL] ) i'd like the minions to have tool in their hands ( [login to view URL] ) i know this is allot but i really wanna see this put on a t shirt the unit would like this way better! so thanks for taking time to look at this!