Hi there!
I would love to help you with this. As an admirer of puns and humor that generally makes those around you roll their eyes, this sounds like a fun project. That being said, I think we could get this done quickly.
I am new to Freelancer, but have served the Reddit community for roughly one month. That has included freelance writing projects covering topics from lock picking to video gaming. I'm flexible! I have also done content writing for the past two years for my own site, and have written blog content. I'm well versed in the formal and creative.
I would love to work with you and deliver some great jokes. I look forward to speaking with you, and hope to hear from you soon.
Best,
Tyler