I would like to hire a Website Designer

hallo my name is lars i`m looking for a good web designer thath wil help me make a hamepage for me and also add whatever i need when posting new things. My consept is gonna be mostly sexy teens sexy tattoo girls sexy everything . my plan is to get a new post on the webisite in the begining every 2 or 3 days. its not gonna be any pornographic . but i wanna try out to get a lot of hits so i maby can earn some on comercial . my strategy is like foreksempel a photo of a nice pic of a perfect but , foreksempel flothing in a swiming pool but do the best with the pic to get people eays to say dan. and then whrite something smart under like this girl just won 1 price for the sexyest ass in lets say ohio . and the baby something like its not just the ass who should gotten 1 price click below and check out this amazing buty. hope you understand what i mean. a good pic of boobs ass stumic whatever but always hold some back så they push into my site tå se more. and i want it then to be when you klick in you have to klick nekst pic and something smart short thath makes them wanna continue so they wanna say all the 6 pics. seen this been done with this klick nekst nekst have to do something good for comercial income. i`m looking forword to start with this and if you do a good jobb and i start earning some of this i wil ofcorse give you some ekstre here and there :) i have e good feeling about this . i know nada about web design så i hope you understand wha im gonna start here and dont be shy to tell me iff something should be done another way and so on :) how much can you make this homepage for ? and how much will you charge me if i send you some pics with tekst thath i putt under every picture and i tell you i want photo nr 1 fist and so on . så you can do the update on the page for me ? looking forword to hear from you :) greatings from lars