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I'm looking for an experienced freelancer to help me build an effective tech blog and Wordpress website. The tech blog content will focus on How-to Guides and Tutorials, Product Reviews, News and Updates which will provide my readers with useful information. For the Wordpress website, I'm looking for a theme change making to optimise design along with SEO Optimisation. The pe...information. For the Wordpress website, I'm looking for a theme change making to optimise design along with SEO Optimisation. The person needs to have knowledge in the domain and should understand the importance of design and quality content. Overall, I'm looking for somebody who is going to be a companion in this journey of establishing a new blog. Feel free to contact me and spill out eve...

We are looking for some special Shirt-Designs. You can do, what ever you want. It has just to be special. We are looking forward to work for longer time with you together and build our business. Create us some crazy unique designs. Be special and show us your talent.

I need someone who can take some video that was recorded on cell phones and edit it together into a 60 second fun video with a PSA message that I can use for a class I'm taking. It's a fast turnaround and has to be done by Thursday. I don't think it's too complicated of a project. Please send me some samples of your work and...who can take some video that was recorded on cell phones and edit it together into a 60 second fun video with a PSA message that I can use for a class I'm taking. It's a fast turnaround and has to be done by Thursday. I don't think it's too complicated of a project. Please send me some samples of your work and let me know which software you'd use to edit the video. I don't need anything too crazy, just s...

My website, made on WordPress, is working good, and really at the 95 - 98% completion, but my developer is driving me crazy taking ages to fix the last issue to be able to go online, which are now very simple, just few days working and in my opinion he is just not working on it. is it possible for another developer to take it over and work on somebody else website coding and what I should provide ? The website is already ALL dynamic, tested and working very good, and I will upload all the content by myself once all the final issue will be fixed. I know how its backend works, and I can explain it to who will take it over before to start to work, and I want to follow and work with sharescreen full day with him any fixing step to directly test it til completation

...with editing some photos of my girlfriend and I, including our golden retriever puppy. There are 6 in total, each of which has a .JPG and .NEF file version. Most of the photos are in need of basic color correction and effects. Only a few of them would need basic photoshop corrections to have elements taken out of the photo (EX: The leash on the ground in the provided sample photo). Nothing too crazy, we just want them to have that "professional photographer" look. Any help with this project would be amazing! Requirements: - Expertise in color correction techniques - Experience in editing 1-10 photos Skills and experience: - Proficiency in photo editing software (e.g. Adobe Photoshop, Lightroom) - Strong understanding of color theory and correction techniques - At...

My website, made on WordPress, is working good, and really at the 95 - 98% completion, but my developer is driving me crazy taking ages to fix the last issue to be able to go online, which are now very simple, just few days working and in my opinion he is just not working on it. is it possible for another developer to take it over and work on somebody else website coding and what I should provide ? The website is already ALL dynamic, tested and working very good, and I will upload all the content by myself once all the final issue will be fixed. I know how its backend works, and I can explain it to who will take it over before to start to work, and I want to follow and work with sharescreen full day with him any fixing step to directly test it til completation

I am looking to launch an investment firm with the goal of providing a high risk-high return financial solution. My main target market for this investment firm will be both individual and corporate investors. My ultimate ambition is to create an innovative service that will gain extreme profit for both individual and corporate investors. The service I aim to provide is one that fosters success via high risk-high return strategies and creative solutions. I expect the risk factor to naturally remain high, however, I am confident that the firm will be able to see significant returns within a short period of time. Hence, I am seeking investors who are willing to take part in this venture and reap the rewards it can bring. I am hoping to partner with an experienced financial institution ...

I am looking to launch an investment firm with the goal of providing a high risk-high return financial solution. My main target market for this investment firm will be both individual and corporate investors. My ultimate ambition is to create an innovative service that will gain extreme profit for both individual and corporate investors. The service I aim to provide is one that fosters success via high risk-high return strategies and creative solutions. I expect the risk factor to naturally remain high, however, I am confident that the firm will be able to see significant returns within a short period of time. Hence, I am seeking investors who are willing to take part in this venture and reap the rewards it can bring. I am hoping to partner with an experienced financial institution ...

...with editing some photos of my girlfriend and I, including our golden retriever puppy. There are 6 in total, each of which has a .JPG and .NEF file version. Most of the photos are in need of basic color correction and effects. Only a few of them would need basic photoshop corrections to have elements taken out of the photo (EX: The leash on the ground in the provided sample photo). Nothing too crazy, we just want them to have that "professional photographer" look. Any help with this project would be amazing! Requirements: - Expertise in color correction techniques - Experience in editing 1-10 photos Skills and experience: - Proficiency in photo editing software (e.g. Adobe Photoshop, Lightroom) - Strong understanding of color theory and correction techniques - At...

I am looking for a skilled CodeIgniter development team to help me set up a web site. I am not sure which version of CodeIgniter is recommended, so that's something I need help with as well. I have been teaching myself PHP/CodeIgniter and I am using a liv...PHP/CodeIgniter and I am using a live site as my development platform. I would like to have that set up and tinkered with so I can have confidence that whatever I am doing isn't the result of an initial improper installation. Once I have this I think I will be able to navigate on my own. The website I am creating has login/profile pages and various other light database driven pages. Nothing too crazy.. Deliverables: env file UserModel and UserController set up and ready to use the Model CRUD Validation all set up for...

Its Halloween time. Lets do Skeet as Batman and Jazzmine as Harley Quinn with an especially crazy look on her face ! Excited to get this going again ! :-)

I am looking for someone experienced in litigation to support me with a specific aspect of civil law. I am a mortgagee in possession and there is a hearing to which the Respondent applied asking...because of my medical condition and she kept on contacting me and harassing me. Now I am not legally represented so I guess that it is fine. - the Respondent from the end of 2022 refuses to give the ok to the estate agents to sell unless I agree to pay for her legal fees from October 22 to now, and they are over 10,000 GBP. I am a Spanish lawyer but signed off sick but still think that it would be crazy that the Court says that I have to pay for her legal fees considering that for about one year she keeps on refusing to sell unless I pay for her legal fees. Muchas gracias Roberto Cantos Ro...

I'm looking to have a 3D model of a male created in a T-Pose and it should be medium detailed. I need this model for different 3d animations, so I should have a good amount of detail, but I will probably not do any close up perspective so it has not to be crazy high detailed. I would provide a photo series of for example 200 photos of that person from all the different angels which should help I think. I need the file provided as .blender, .fbx or .obj Please send me some examples of your work so I can see if the quality matches what I expect.

...international engineering company. We develop innovative devices and technological solutions that empower blind and deaf-blind people in communication, education, employment and independent living. Since 2018, our innovative solutions have won numerous international prizes and awards and are shown at leading exhibitions around the world, including USA, Japan, China, Canada and Europe. Our team is crazy professionals who are passionate about their work. The core team consists of 15 people and more than 80 freelancers. The head office is in Toronto, but the team is in various corners of the world and speaks different languages. We do not have a bureaucratic routine, we appreciate initiative and freedom of thought and we do not control each other at every step. Now 4Blind is emb...

I am going to ask for one part of a tattoo to be done first, for the contest. The winner will then design the rest for $500AUD. I need the following: A demon/crazy clown/evil face and hands stuck behind a chain link fence. The chain link fence will be in negative. The whole thing will be black and white. I need the whole tattoo to look like a bunch of different personalities wanting to escape from the fence. The first one though, is the front of my leg, just an evil/demon face/clown or whatever - trying to escape. A few examples attached but NOTHING like this, don’t just copy it. There will be hands holding onto the fence etc this requires someone with actual skills in tattoos. Nothing generic.

hello my project has been deleted for some crazy reason. Where do you stand on it please? did you solve your problem or not

I am looking for a Python developer to debug my code that is experiencing a logic error. Although I have a general idea of where the error might be, I am unsure of the exact section. if you use file daily_test result is correct, but when I use real data using as input, result is just crazy. Think it has to do with system commas and dots to represent a decimal number. Requirements: - Strong experience in Python programming - Proficient in debugging and troubleshooting logic errors - Ability to perform calculations within code sections If you are confident in your debugging skills and have experience in performing calculations within Python code, please apply for this project.

Hi all! Here is another project I need help with. Actually small part. I've got a scrollable script that uses canvas that I came up with, however, I'm having a hard time getting the image to resize based on the div. The div...resize into the viewpoint. That is what I need help with. A little bit of extra code added to my current script. Profile link to previous work like this or if you can do it before acceptance of project, even better to show me you know how to do it. My profile should tell you, I'll pay, quite honest person. Ohh, don't bid $250, this aint worth hours of work, nor is it worth top dollars. Bid crazy and I'll cut you from list of chosen people to work on this and future projects. If you know canvas, jquery, javascript, this should be fe...

I'm looking to create a modern, stylish design for sweatshirts for a merchandise product. The design should be minimalist in approach, with a focus on minimalist deta...the focus should be on creating an impactful design that will be eye-catching and help to promote sales of the merchandise product. I am counting to one million on tik tok and I want to sell sweatshirts that say “count to one million” with my username “Johnnypancakes” I want it to look cool but not too much going on. In terms of colors I dont mind too much but I dont want it to be anything too crazy. The sweatshirt should be able to be worn anywhere without being flashy. If you have any other ideas for what it could say other than “count to one million” I am completely op...

My brand name is TopTierGoods with the acronym of TTGoods but for the logo I only want TTGoods on it not the full name. I don't want the lettering just to be basic, be creative with maybe how the T's look, how the G looks but also make sure it's still understandable to the clients that will be looking at it. Attached is a picture of an idea of how I would like the nam...also make sure it's still understandable to the clients that will be looking at it. Attached is a picture of an idea of how I would like the name of my brand to be written. I also would like the logo to be all black but I am not opposed if there is an accent color as long as the accent color is very little and looks great. I don't have any background design in mind so be creative but nothing too ...

I need a logo of the letters RVWR. Nothing crazy just the letters

Hello, My name is Benjamin Harris - if you type that into YouTube and Spotify you’ll hear some of my music however my new sound sounds different and I’d like to shoot a music video to one of a few that I’ve been working on. The music videos will be relatively simple with a few shots and not a crazy amount of editing however what is important is that the video can be turned over quickly as I have been going studio quite regular. Thanks, Benjamin

Hello, My name is Benjamin Harris - if you type that into YouTube and Spotify you’ll hear some of my music however my new sound sounds different and I’d like to shoot a music video to one of a few that I’ve been working on. The music videos will be relatively simple with a few shots and not a crazy amount of editing however what is important is that the video can be turned over quickly as I have been going studio quite regular. Thanks, Benjamin

...Automate or a similar software program. The specific task that needs to be automated is a calendar booking done daily which requires credit card payment and certain times to be seleted. The calendar opens up 4 weeks in advance and needs to be done at a specific time each day. I'll probably need just either advice, or a walkthrough if there are any free automation tools or a paid one that isn't crazy expensive. its a really simple process and takes me about 1 minute to do. Requirements and Preferences: - I am open to suggestions as not sure this can be done - I am not familiar at all with the automation process, so I would need someone who has experience and expertise in Power Automate to guide me through the project. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Po...

Hi Matt, we connected on LinkedIn a short while back, and I'm Fred.84 on YouTube ? Thanks again for everything you've done for people like me so far! I think your content on YouTube is straight fire, and it's crazy how you're not getting traction at this point! It's beyond reason... I come from the ecom space and had some success over there, but I would like to offer services as well. I found your channel a few weeks back and followed your strategies to a T! I connected with some super talented web designers, developers and email marketers, mainly on Upwork. My profile here on Freelancer is @webdesignmasters and I'm just verified - ready to rock and roll ⚡️ Would love to know what you have in mind! Let me know how I can help you. Kind regards, ...

I am looking for a freelancer to design and set up my website. MY CURRENT ONE IS And its driving me crazy having to ask all the time for fixes and changes. ( form is not working atm ) They blame the WordPress and using Gmail email. NEED TJHIS UOP AND UNNIGN ASAP. Happy to sign up to a new planform like wix or elementor what ever is needed for good reliable outcome AND SO i can make adjustments when needed.. If you are interested in this project, please provide examples of your previous work and your proposed approach to designing and setting up the website TODAY. I'm with GO DADDY AND WOULD NEED GUIDANCE ON HOW TO GET IT LIVE ASAP.

...designer to develop a fun and cool cartoon character for brand representation. The character should have an edgy and cool style. The idea is about having fun in life, life is short so enjoy. The slogan is YOLO which is short for "You Only Live Once”. I want to develop a male character that will be used in several t-shirt designs. The character will always be doing something risky, exciting, fun, crazy, etc. Example: Skydiving, bungee jumping, surfing and other wild situations that say, "I'm having fun in life." The character should be cool, funny, and fun. Please ORIGINAL designs. Number of Characters: - I need 1-3 characters to be developed for this project. - Each character should have a unique look and personality that reflects the cool and edgy sty...

...STICKY" & "CLUB STICKY" etc. Please feel free to work with and modify the original STICKY .ai file if needed. You could add or modify "sticky drips into a puddles below it" - or if you add text above it, that could have drips running down and into the logo if you like. The decal will be simple. most likely black and white, maybe one other color for the "I heart STICKY" idea - so please do not get to crazy with tons of color. Creating a boundary around the logo may be necessary, and this is ok. I will also provide a B&W logo image from packaging where this can be seen in the reference files. Please look at all the reference files to get ideas, then take the .ai file and start designing. I listed this contest cheap because it is just fo...

I am seeking an experienced WordPress developer who is proficient in managing WordPress sites on IIS servers. The project involves addressing bugs, errors, and redirection issues, as well as implementing performance improvements. Skills and Experience: - Strong understanding of ...spanish terminology for es, when the rule in place is to direct the page to this page as you can see is in the ES side of wordpress, I am using the plugin redirect in wordpress. However when I enter the redirect manually in web config it works fine, but we have to implement more than 3k redirects and adding all those in web config would be crazy Please provide examples of previous work and relevant experience in managing WordPress sites on IIS servers.

Animated! Like a crazy bomb chasing pain. Not the typical logo. Must be animated and dramatic!!!! This contest is for a new improved logo for our Bomb Balm topical CBD and CBG ointment. We are currently in the UFC gym being used and endorsed by several UFC Champions, World Champion Boxers, Doctors, Law Enforcement Officers, Professional Body Builders and others. This logo I would like to be shocking and intense! It will be on the walls of UFC and Boxing gyms along with multiple advertising campaigns. Placed on the trunks of World Champion fighters in the fight ring. It totally destroys pain instantly.... crushes pain.... knocks it out!!!!! Insane Pain Relief. I am attaching our old logo but I want something dramatic and animated! It is important the company "" be seen even

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I want a t-shirt made wording should be - Inside the Mind of the Russian Rocket the visual should be a collage including the following: nuclear bomb explosion philosophy bloody mma fight heavy metal music girl with big ass some crazy sky dive money johnny bravo dog (i'll provide photo for it) pile of various guns specific website logo (i'll provide photo) BBQ

I am looking for a skilled acoustic guitarist to perform acoustic session in an ethnic folk song. Nothing fancy or crazy. Just simple acoustic guitar work to compliment the main song with Lute+Vocal only song. This is potentially a multiple song, project. Song length are usually 3 to 4 min. and has about 3 to 4 verse. So its mostly repetition. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in playing acoustic guitar - Able to improvise and create unique arrangements - Excellent sense of timing and rhythm

IM USING A GMC YOKUN AND A SIERRA 2500 ONE DOOR SINGAL CAP FOR A CONTEST I NEED SIZES AND A MILITARY DESIGN FOR ALL SIDES OF THE CAR, THAT WILL BE INCLUDING BUMBERS,SIDES ROOFTOP,TYRES AND WHATEVER U THING MIGHT BE COOL ON THE CAR I WILL BE TAKING YPUR DESING TO A STEEL MANUFACTURER TO BUILD PLESE ATTACHED IS THE CARS BLUEPRINT AND PICTURES GO CRAZY AND NEAT

Python programmer needed for script implementation Purpose: The purpose of the script is automation. Collect stripe payment data online-> Input these data in the corresponding excel spreadsheet Type of payments received from stripe: - One time use -> Create customer into the corresponding sheet - New subscription -> Create customer into the ...or library (to be specified by the freelancer) - Ability to analyze and interpret data - Attention to detail and ability to troubleshoot and debug scripts - Strong problem-solving skills PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU QUOTE YOUR HOURLY RATE AND CONSIDER YOUR BID AS COMMITMENT. ================================================================================= AVERAGE BID LEVEL WILL BE TAKEN FOR SELECTION. CRAZY PRICES WILL BE IMMED...

... Budget: $35 to $50 USD Your task is to proofread a book in its fullness. You will be required to provide REAL and HONEST feedback directly to me including anything I should do to fix errors or make the book better, therefore, you are required to READ the whole book, and to provide your HONEST and HELPFUL write up. It does not have to be long - it could be one sentence or 6 sentences!!! No crazy long submissions required. After reading the book, you must write an HONEST, short, helpful content / review answering any of the following questions: (A) What did the book mean to you? Did you find it helpful, or valuable, or insightful, or eye opening, or useful, or valuable, or worthwhile, or informative, or well-designed, or easy to read, or helpful for people who want to kno...

Project Description: Thumbnail for YouTube I am looking for a crazy style thumbnail for my YouTube channel. Skills and Experience: - Experience in creating bold and colorful designs - Ability to incorporate minimalistic elements - Knowledge of realistic graphic design techniques Successful freelancers should include their past work in their application to demonstrate their skills and experience in creating eye-catching thumbnails. The thumbnail should include a mix of specific images and text, with the freelancer having the freedom to propose creative ideas.

Hello! We’re looking for a creative freelancer to create static/html5 banners for our kids programming school. Our target audience is children between the ages 8-18 and especiall...and feel. We have some ideas in mind, but are open to suggestions and input from the freelancer. We want something out of the box, something unique, that will make parents to click on the number of our competitors is high, our ads must stand out from the sea of ​​banners that exist online. We don't want something simple like: a child at the laptop because that's what everyone has. be crazy, be creative! If you think you’re up for this exciting project, please submit your proposals! We look forward to seeing your ideas and designs. Thank you for your interest and we look forward to...

My name is Craig, and I am looking for a freelancer to help me set up my website. I am using Crazy Domains as my hosting provider, and I already have an existing domain name. I'm open to suggestions for themes for my website, and I'm looking for someone with expertise in setting up WordPress to work with my host. If you think you can help, I'd love to hear from you and discuss the project in more detail. Thank you!

My company is looking to hire a professional to help setup an email marketing campaign. We have an existing Email Marketing setup through Crazy Domains called "The Promoter" but have ran into issues relating to lots of "Soft Bounce" emails and thus 30% of our 4,000 plus subscribed customers aren't getting our emails. So if you have experience in this area I'd be keen to chat. We're not getting any help from that company so ideally we'd like to fix the issue by either starting from scratch or trying to fix the issue at hand. The goal of our campaigns is to increase sales for our business through successful email marketing strategies. We send out 2-3 emails per month to stay in regular communication with our customers. If you feel that you have...

... incorporating both Arabic and English languages. the platform is an On-ground freelancing and services app where a client would post an urgent requirment (wether its fixing, cleaning, or moving something), and another user would do the service for them for a fee. The words to be combined are: ( AMR TMM آمر تم ) Primary Color Scheme: Should be modern and futurestic combination of colors. No crazy colors please ! Design Elements and Symbols: - Open to suggestions - No specific preferences Revisions: - More than 5 revisions are expected Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in designing bilingual logos and themes - Proficiency in both Arabic and English languages - Strong knowledge of color schemes and design principles - Ability to incorporate specific design elem...

Very easy work. We want to take these Youtube videos and edit for our website. Our website sells saunas and we want a few Youtube videos that we can display on our website. We want minimalist, modern edits. NO CRAZY COLORS OR GRAPHICS. We also do not want too many transitions. The purpose of this video is to give information to customers about Saunas and the medical benefits of saunas and hot therapy. The videos needs to be 3-7 minutes, which I can be flexible on but not too much out of that range. The links below are the Youtube videos we want you to edit. We do not want crazy colors or transitions or graphics in this.

I am looking for a talented artist to create a one off picture for me, featuring two versions of the same person. The person is a Doctor, and one personality should be proper and correct, the kind of Doctor you would hope to meet when you are feeling unwell. The second personality should be a bit crazy (think Dr Mike from the Simpsons, but whackier) The artwork should be rendered in a Cartoon/Caricature style, with a bright colour palette. I will provide images of the person I’d like this to represent hoping it will look a little similar to her. The intended output for the artwork is a print for a gift. If you think you have the right skills for this job, I'd love to hear from you. Thank you!

Hello, im searching someone who can create images on midjourney. You tasks is to create immages for an iPhone case. You need be creative to get totally random cool and crazy styles. with characters, pattern, differences styles, etc, ... You can start directly. If its well you can work daily few hours. Requirements: 1. Graphic Designs 2. Creative 3. Midjourney 4. ChatGPT Kind Regards

I am looking for a talented graphic designer to help me with a project. Specifically I would need some fish drawings done in a cartoonish style, along with some logo designs and t-shirt designs. The size of the graphics should be vector based, although the exact size depends on the use-case. The fish elements must follow a cartoonish style with no realistic details. If this project sounds like something you may be able to help me with, please get in touch! I look forward to discussing further.

Hi, My client wants to make car rental in Iceland. He has MItsubishi Outlander 4x4 (PHEV) We need in creative, unique way make advertisment on facebook, groups (Facebook profile) So we need graphics/baner, whatever u call it. Make it cool, emotional or anything unique, u can do it very crazy if u want. The point is to get customers. Outlander will have speciall equipment to sleep in back of it like heated blanked, matress etc. Good luck and Have fun

I am looking for someone to create a simple 3D build of a pub. I would like the level of detail to be medium and the animation capabilities to be absent. No realistic lighting effects are necessary. If you have experience in ...interested in helping me with, please submit a bid. The original plan of the bar is attached and labeled OG. The next document labeled “plan sketch” contains the sketch of the required plans. The final document labeled “reference” is a loose expectation of what the requested documents should look like. It’s important to note that the level of quality is expected to be medium range. Nothing crazy. The following documents are requested for production: 1) Isometric views of the pub. (At least 2) 2) A top view (perspective) 3) A...

I have a working PCB. I am looking for someone to recommend what connectors to use. I prefer not to solder if possible. This is a simple alternating time release PCB. All I need is how to properly wire without getting too crazy with the connectors. 529 is the layout/ 952 is PCB with one of 2 Magnets/ 339 is Top of PCB/ 355 is the back where I soldered/ 803 is is the power plug. I use a 12 volt 6000mAh/5v/ 1200mAh DC output Battery. There are a total of 6 wires including the battery wires. What I would like is for someone to tell me which connectors to use and pics or examples of the parts.

...which is located at this link: We want this video to be edited HORIZONTAL format ONLY. We want this to be between 1-3 minutes, NO LONGER THAN 3 MINUTES. It will highlight the features/benefits of our product the Frozen which you can view at the website link above. Here is the link for the videos we want you to edit. They must be HORIZONTAL FORMAT, NO CRAZY COLORS OR GRAPHICS, NO CRAZY TRANSITIONS. We want modern and classy edits only. Do not go over the time limit and keep it simple, NO LOUD MUSIC EDITS. This is the link to the media we need you to edit. You can view and choose from there but remember it cannot longer than 3 minutes maximum: We will not wait for the full 15 days if you do