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I am looking for a skilled artist to create a unique heraldic image for me(you will be provided with references). Please look at my attached example for reference so you can see my expectation both in terms of style and complexity. If you are interested, please send examples of your previous work for consideration. (You will not be considered without submitting examples of your previous work, it is not my job to go to your profile and search) Compensation is $50 cad! If this is not enough, I completely understand, no one should be asked to do a job for pay they don't believe is enough. All I ask is you simply don't apply, and instead apply for the jobs that where the pay is agreeable to you.

I'm in urgent need of a modern 3D beauty bed design that I can use on my website. It's crucial that the design is appealing and stands out. Requirements: - Modern Design: The 3D beauty bed design should be modern, sleek, and elegant. (I have a picture of how I would like it to be) - Color Variations: The beauty bed should be available in black, white, pink, and cream. These colors need to be vibrant and suitable for a beauty bed. - Urgent Delivery: I am looking to get this done as soon as possible. The final deliverable will need to be in a format that I can easily edit on Canva. Therefore, please ensure that the files are compatible and easy to work with. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in 3D design, specifically for beauty products - Experience with mod...

Entries without a cover image will not be considered! I want the entry image to be a screenshot of my profile with your work overlaid on the profile picture and cover image. Greetings talented designers! I am Catalin Tiriplic, a freelancer specializing in video editing and graphic design under the name DoofDesigne. We are looking to update our logo, profile image, and cover image for our online platforms. Requirements: Logo: Modern and professional, reflecting our creativity and professionalism in video editing. Clear, memorable, and representative of our services. Profile Image: Integration of the new logo. Abstract design or AI-generated artwork, without my photo. Cover Image: Design coherent with the logo and profile image. Format: Logo: vector (AI, EPS) and ra...

I need to have the design of a face mask made. It will cover the whole face (refer full face ). The design should look like a funny, cartoonish, smiling red colored car. It should have at least eyes and smile. If I print it and put it on my face, the eyes should be in place of real eyes, the smile should be in place of real smile i.e. the proportions of the final image should match accordingly. The resolution should be at least 2160x3840. Also check other reference images. The mask should be a standard size that fits most people comfortably. Don't give me a random quote, give me a real quote.

I'm looking for an experienced designer to create a vintage-style logo for my YouTube channel, "ClutchMedia Tv". The channel is focused on boxing content so the logo should reflect that. The logo should incorporate: - A vintage style - The colors lime green and red - A personal cartoon picture of myself Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in vintage logo design - Proficiency in incorporating specific colors - Ability to create cartoon-style portraits - Previous work within sports or entertainment industry would be a plus This is the YouTube channel: @cmtv615?si=W7YCdVMq_buYVpJK

I want to present my boyfriend and his best friend who are turning 40 together with a laugh by merging their faces into the iconic film poster for "Stepbrothers." I'm looking to replace the faces of Brennan Huff and Dale Doback in the poster with my friends' faces. The date should be June 8th 2024 and change Will Ferris name to Brent Svendsen and Jim O’riley to Russ Schulhauser. Must be able to have this sized up enough to print as a poster. For this project, I will provide high-quality photos of my friends that will need to be edited to match the tone and style of the poster to ensure the final product looks as realistic as possible. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Adobe Photoshop or similar photo editing software - Previous experience in editing photos into m...

I am looking for the best movie/ Tv show editor, I need someone that knows about movies, especially old classics like MacGyver, cheers, The A-team, and police academy. You MUST KNOW KNOW ABOUT MOVIES AND TV SHOWS AND MUST BE ABLE TO choose VERY ENGAGING AND FUNNY MOVIE CLIPS. Only Apply if you can make videos like this, ) You will also be asked to provide 2 min sample of a given topic to make sure we are hiring the right person.

I need a cabinet drawing created based on the attached detailed illustrations. Need to add some minor details (ventilation holes, eye bolt etc) to reflect the actual cabinet. The final deliverable should be as per attached example in PDF format. -Need done urgently by Today. -Final version to be provided in PDF format.

Integrate payment gateway. Payment gateway dont have suitable sdk for flutter. Flutter App.

I'm looking for an expert Flutter developer who can create a social networking app for both Android and iOS. Here are the key features I'd like to be included in the app: - Messaging System: Users should be able to send and receive messages from other users. - Profile Customization: Users should have the ability to customize their profiles with personal information, profile picture, and more. - Photo & Video Sharing: The app should allow users to share photos and videos with their connections. Experience in developing social networking apps is preferred, as well as a good understanding of both Android and iOS platforms. Knowledge of Flutter, Firebase or other backend services, and UI/UX design will be a big plus. Please provide examples of your previous work i...

Just create db for a form only. To save value from form.

I am looking for a freelancer capable of creating an extension adaptable to Buddypress and/or Budyboss which allows you to record and publish audio as a post for a community type site. Urgent project, tell me if you have understood my request correctly and what your price would be for it.

I'm looking for a skilled photo editor who can remove the existing date from a picture and insert a new one, as well as incorporate a text or logo to the image. Key Requirements: - **Date Replacement**: You'll need to completely remove the old date from the picture and add a new one in its place. - **Text or Logo Placement**: The text or logo should be elegantly placed on the image, in a manner that doesn't overshadow the main subject. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in photo editing software like Adobe Photoshop or GIMP. - Experienced in working with image manipulation and text overlay. - Attention to detail to ensure a seamless blend of the new date and the existing image.

I'm looking for a skilled Photoshop expert who has a knack for creating hilari...provided image. Requirements: - Replace the faces on the supplied photo with the specific ones I've chosen for a funny effect. Delicate discretion is required to ensure the overall balance of the image isn't disrupted. - Maintain the background scenery, body positions, color, and lighting effects of the original image. - Adjust as necessary for naturalistic integration of the new faces without compromising the original photo's features. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Advanced Photoshop skills - Understanding of lighting and angles for believable image manipulation - Creative mindset with a sense of humor - Previous experience with similar work is a plus Enjoy the process and le...

I need a TikTok agency business center that has worldwide targeting. And the BC should have a quota of creating 300 ad accounts.

the t shirt is the type of design i like and want. I want a person standing on the front of a boat (offshore). The guy is casting out into the water with a fishing rod and there are mahi mahi in the water. The boat picture is the kind of boat i want him to be standing on I want. I also put a picture of a kinda draft of how it should look

The picture I had you make

I am looking to turn a document into a graphically appealing proposal as soon as possible. Must be very quick 24 hour turn around would prefer less than 12 hours. I have lots of pictures, content, and color scheme it just needs to be all implemented into a single document for easy reading and high quality.

Create a presentation for an annual report in either a Microsoft product (Powerpoint, Word) or Google (Docs, Slides). The presentation will be based on data provided - a draft is attached but it is not yet final. Attached is a style of presentation that I am comfortable with, but another style could also be perfectly suitable. The ability to start on this immediately (after I provide the final draft) and finish it quickly is important.

will create a 1 min and 30 seconds animation

I'm looking for a skilled and creative designer to help me conceptualize and design an appealing food truck that serves crepes. I would like to use the same design "design idea" with the name of La bonne crepe de Maman. You have as well my company logo and the dimensions of the trailer. I would like to have a scan code for Instagram etc.. like the picture of the trailer and another Scan code on the top of the side window with the title Order by Phone. It needs to be in high quality to be print out. The design has 5 sides ( 2 front, 1 back, 2 side) Please use the dimensions provided, it will be printed as wrap. I need to have similar design provided and my logo. Thank you

I'm in need of a skilled individual who can apply their expertise to complete a 3D modeling task in Fusion 360 software. Below are the specifics of the project: - Task: Completion of a 3D architectural model using Fusion 360 - Required Skills: Proficiency in Fusion 360, particularly in creating architectural models. - Level of Detail: The project demands the creation of a low detailed model. Ideal freelancers should have: - Extensive experience and a strong track record working with Fusion 360. - A portfolio showcasing examples of completed 3D architectural models. - Ability to work effectively in line with given deadlines. - Strong attention to detail, even when creating models with a lower level of complexity. Please respond with examples of your work in this field, as well as...

Hey there, med student! Feeling the gynaecology exam crunch? We've all been there. Here's a chance to crush your exams AND earn some cash (250 rupees per chapter summary!) while you're at it. We need your help creating short, clear summaries of existing gynaecology chapters. Think of it as the ultimate study guide - for you and your classmates! Bonus: Summarizing this stuff will actually solidify your own understanding of the material. Double win! Sound good? Here's what we're looking for: A fellow med student with a good grasp of gynaecology Someone who can take complex info and turn it into clear, easy-to-understand gold ? (think bullet points, key takeaways) Strong writing and editing skills (grammar police welcome!) ‍♀️ The process is super quick: ...

I need a creative and experienced photo editor to enhance the brightness of a specific picture. The scope of the work includes: - Adjust the contrast on the people in the photo so that they are more visible and that they aren't so blown out The perfect candidate should have extensive experience with similar tasks and an eye for detail. Must be proficient in using editing software such as Adobe Photoshop or Lightroom. Convenient and effective communication in updates and revisions is highly appreciated.

I have a specific design concept in mind for a certificate that I need created in an Adobe PDF format. Please use this design and copy this design attached. Change the dog picture to the cat picture attached Change dog name Poncho to the cat's name MILLIE Change the dog owner to the cat owner: HANNAH MIEHE Registration Date change to: MAY 20TH, 2024 ADD/keep THE LOGOS ATTACHED TO THE CERTIFICATE TEXT EDIT above I will provide you with all the necessary assets for the design, including a photo and my brand logo. Your role will be to incorporate these into the certificate in a way that aligns with my concept. Ideal skills and experience for this project include: - Proficiency in Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator - Experience in creating visually appealing des...

I’m a senior executive in HR working for a global company and I’m also currently writing my phd thesis. I looking for a LinkedIn wallpaper for the background of my profile. The wallpaper should be a mix of serious business, science and something unique which could become a brand or identity for future picture which I’m using for posts. I honestly don’t have a clue and was hoping to use the creativity of this network. Please find below a link to my profile and a pic attached. I marked the area in red. It is important that the designed pic has the correct size. See a brief description here: :~:text=Background%20photo%20specifications%3A,(h)%20pixels%20(recommended) Ignore the one which I’m

I need a designer to create an informative and educational road layout image or infographic aimed at adult drivers. Key Points: - The purpose of the image is to educate adult drivers on: - Traffic signs and their meanings - Lane discipline and markings - I require a simple clean layout to be used for driver training. The infographic is of a particular roundabout "Bowater Roundabout" Gillingham, Kent UK - what three words location /// The layout is to educate drivers on lane discipline so layout and road markings need to be correct and clear. Using google maps will give a clear picture of the roundabout. I have attached some sample designs of other work for a guide. I have serval others to be designed too, so the winning bid will receive additional proje...

I'm in need of a brand logo that should be more modern and minimalist. I'm open to suggestions for the color scheme as well. It’s a teeth whitening business, which goes by the name of Picture Perfect Smiles. I'm looking for a logo designer who can bring a fresh, modern and minimalistic perspective to the project. You should be able to understand my brand and translate that into a visual identity that stands out. Your ability to suggest color schemes and understand the principles of minimalism will be critical in this project.

2 api only to pass value. Work with ftp

I'd like to replace a friend's face in a certain picture with another person's face, while keeping the final image as realistic as possible. Key task details: - Swap faces from two different photos - Ensure the final image is as true-to-life as possible - Maintain the overall harmony in terms of lighting and angles after the swap Prior experience in detailed photo editing and manipulation is required for this project as the change needs to be seamless for realistic aesthetics. I'm particularly keen on seeing past work where you've successfully handled similar tasks. Show me that you understand the finer nuances of making facial swaps appear utterly genuine!

...or purchase directly Option for sellers to conduct auctions during live sales, with real-time bidding Collections and Trading: Tools for users to manage their personal collections Options to mark items as available for trade and create wishlists Automated matching system to connect users based on their trade preferences and wants Trade proposal and negotiation system Real-time chat feature allowing users to discuss trades and negotiate directly within the platform Image Recognition: Image recognition technology to identify items from photos Users can take a picture of an item to search for it in the database Display of item details, including description, price, availability, and seller information Collection Tracking: Users can add items to their collection Tracking co...

Just create 2 api to pass value. WOrk with ftp only. Simple work

I'm looking for a talented artist to create a minimalistic cartoon character based on a paperclip with arms, eyes and legs for my project. The character will convey a focused emotion and will be illustrated in two different scenarios. There will be more work if the first 2 are suitable. - Climbing out of a cardboard box. - Picking up litter. The character should exhibit a unique blend of simplicity. This project is perfect for freelancers with experience in character design and a knack for minimalism. Particle knowledge of conveying emotions through characters would be desirable but not mandatory. Feel free to reach out if you have any queries. See the picture for the sort of thing I'm looking for.

Hi gkhaus. Actually you won the photo edit Contest I recently ran. I loved your work and would like to create quite a few more interesting pictures for friends. (I have at least 6 images in mind.) The first one would be positioning this friend on some out in Space planet with say volcanic or planet forming activity in the background. Can we change the concrete ball to look like the moon? Can we also incorporate his black dog in the picture?

I am seeking an experienced video editor who can skillfully create engaging 3-5 minute montages for my YouTube channel from Twitch streams. The video edits should prioritize: - Funny moments - Highlights of gameplay - good plays from ncaa 14, touchdown passes, tackles, completed passes Your demonstrated expertise in creating high-quality, fast-paced, and comedic montage-style videos is paramount for this project. Understanding geek culture and gaming terminologies will be a notable advantage. Please include your past gaming montage edits as references in your proposal. I welcome any creative ideas you can bring that will help to make the videos more entertaining and attractive.

I need some to create a letter head and upon completion i need editable word file and print ready file

I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilitie...Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable a...

I am looking to launch a marketing business that offers SEO services for our clients, and I need an SEO specialist to do this, continuously, and for all website platforms. Key aspects of the project include: - Enhancing website visibility: I want my clie...clients industry's and incorporating these into their sites. - Competitive analysis: Researching my clients competitors' SEO strategies and identifying opportunities for them to stand out. - White Hat tactics only - White label preferred - This will be an ongoing project, that I am looking for a quote only right now. - I need a quote for each of the following clients that I would bring to the picture: - Local SEO - National SEO - eCommerce SEO I need this custom quote completed ASAP to help give my new busi...

...producer who can create a highly complex and experimental beat for my upcoming EDM trap dubstep song. The beats should be energetic and upbeat, delivering a blend of intensity and rhythm that will captivate my listeners. Key Requirements: - The beats should be crafted using electronic effects and samples, reflecting a modern and edgy sound. This element is crucial to the overall vibe of the track. - The beat structure should be highly complex and experimental, pushing the boundaries of conventional EDM trap dubstep beats. I'm looking for something that stands out and excites. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in producing EDM trap dubstep music with a portfolio of energetic, experimental, and upbeat tracks. - Proficient in using electronic effects and sampl...

I need a single-screen app developed in React Native. The core functionality of the app is to display an incoming call modal, similar to the functionality of a caller ID app like Truecaller. Here's what I'm looking for: - The incoming call modal should be a full-screen overlay, as well as a small modal and it should display the caller's name and number. - Additionally, the caller's profile picture should be shown on the modal. - The modal should have interactive options to answer or reject the incoming call. While the project doesn't include specific requirements for what happens when the call is answered, I'm open to creative suggestions on how to enhance the app further. Ideal skills for this project: - Proficient in React Native - Experience with ...

I have picture of building that I need artist rendering in 24 hours See attached photo

...Description: We are seeking a talented designer to create a visually stunning, engaging, and informative page that highlights our distinctive vanilla cultivation and preparation process. The page should take viewers on an immersive journey through our vanilla's lifecycle, from the lush fields of Maroantsetra, Madagascar to the final crafting of our premium product. The designer should use the attached infographic, process flow diagram, and vanilla cut styling guide as visual references to creat our own infographic ou design steps shaping the page's content and design. These resources provide comprehensive details on our process, including key steps, techniques, timing, and quality control measures. Project Goal: The ultimate goal is to create a page that educa...

...won't go above $1. I have some requirements; if you can fulfill them, that's good. First, message me if you can do this job for $25. If not, please don't message me 2) create the first section on any local host. Once it’s ready, show it to me. If the functionality is working correctly, I will give you the login details, and you can then transfer it there and continue the work. and I will also award you the job at that time. 3) The product must be customizable with text and adornments that the customer chooses. The most important part is that the customization choices will show on the picture in real time. In other words, the picture will change each time a customization is added. I need ONE PAGE created for web store (wordpress/woocommerce). M...

...intended to act as a creative showcase. It will feature a wide range of my work, presenting a comprehensive picture of my artistic range, style, and ability to prospective clients. Primary Audience: The website will be designed with potential clients in mind. Therefore, it should be easy to navigate, visually appealing, and detailed, offering robust information about each displayed work. Desired Functionalities: Although I skipped the first question regarding specific functionalities, it is crucial that the website have a responsive design capable of adjusting to different devices and screen sizes for optimal user experience. Furthermore, interactive animations are desirable to create a dynamic user experience. Ideal Freelancer Skills and Experience: - Expertise in fron...

I am searching for a proficient web developer who also has experience managing eCommerce platforms such as Flipkart and Amazon. The primary task is creating a website from scratch intended for product sales, with clear and appealing design, optimised for conversions and customer ease of use. Key Tasks: - Design and construct a new website for product sales from scratch. - Optimize for user-friendly navigation, SEO, and product presentation. The ideal freelancer for this job will have: - Proven experience in creating successful eCommerce websites. - Strong knowledge of site design, user experience, and SEO principles. - Previous experience managing Flipkart or Amazon product listings is beneficial. - Understanding of inventory management on eCommerce platforms. Make your bid if you ar...

I am needing 5 artist renderings of staff members. See attached picture. I am looking for options and styles. Whether realistic or cartoonist. But i have 5 different people that i need renderings for a new website

I'm in need of a talented designer to create a striking vertical banner. This banner will be dedicated to a historical moment, and is intended to convey a strong message of social justice and equality. i attached a picture with Marthin Luther King, that one would be the example of exactly what i would want it to look like. -Instead of the American flag as background i would like it to be the Curacao flag. -Instead of the Marthin Luther King jr face it would have to be the other picture i attached. (the picture can also be cropped to fit better) Key Requirements: For it to be Adobe Illustrator file so i can edit(texts etc) later on Ideal Skills: - Graphic design - Banner design - Historical context understanding - Message-driven design

I want a mobile application for iOS that can effectively extract text from images captured by the camera and then accurately highlights specific words. Key Features: - **Text Extraction:** Accurate OCR technology that can interpr...take photos from within the application itself or upload from gallery Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in iOS app development. - Experience with Optical Character Recognition (OCR) technology. - Knowledge of effective text highlighting within a mobile app. - Familiarity with designing a user-friendly interface for efficient text editing. its multilingual application user can choose his language and picture text can be translated to customer language Please ensure you have comprehensive experience in all these areas before bidding on the strip payment

...multilingual support (Swedish, Danish, English). Contact Form: Implement validation, translations, CAPTCHA, and backend management. Multilanguage Support: Set up inputs for Swedish, Danish, and English without auto-translation. Articles and Blogs: Improve layout, image handling, and formatting consistency. Search Function: Enhance search to include titles and body text. Main Picture: Add functionality to change the main picture with size guidelines. Home and About Pages: Ensure consistent formatting and editable content. DNS and Email Setup: Correct domain pointers and enable email functionality on server. Proven experience with Django web development and multilingual websites. Strong knowledge of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. Familiarity with backend systems and database man...

I need you to go into my Clickfunnels account and make a simple video landing page. However i need to have a purchase button that drops down at a particular time point in my video. You must have extensive experience in Clickfunnels because i will utilize you in the future for more complicated pages within Clickfunnels