Jokes website jobs
I need someone to put a site together like funny.com. With an admin section. Need sections for written jokes, joke of the day, photos, and video. Please send samples of your work.
HTML, CSS and logo picture for my funny website. See for details The project must contain the following pages: - homepage a web page with few funies from all funny categories it will have a menu: home, videos, phatos, jokes and news - user page a tab menu with 2 panels: one for messages and one for favorites - videos page a page with last added si most viewed videos - photos page a page with last added si most viewed photos - jokes page a page with last added si most viewed jokes - news page a page with last added si most viewed news Any element must have visible attached information about the date when it was added and how many times it was viewed and the rate info. User can rate a funny, can send
I am looking for premade template joke site with admin section. Please send links to example site. Needs to include sections for Written Jokes, Video, and Pictures.
I would like from you to build for me a funny website portal in php which must use mysql databases. The portal is pretty simple. It must include: - user registration via email (activation link will be sent on their email) - photos, jokes, movies and funny news sections grouped in groups - user rating and comments for any of this section - the most visited photo, joke, etc. top 20 And for admin: - add/delete/edit groups - validate new joke, photo, movie,... - plan first page for few days The layout is the most important thing in the whole project. First of all the website must look good I'm waiting you for a great colaboration! ## Deliverables THE PRICE CAN BE BIGGER IF THE PROJECT IS QUICK MADE!
Hello, I wish to get a new design for my website, It is a website based on jokes, riddles, videos...Basically everything that is weird and funny. I want a 2 column Wordpress Based Design, a forum that matches the blog design and that meets the latest requirements. I also need some logos and banners designed similar to the basic design as well. Each page has to pass validation and must be SEO friendly, so the person making it should have a good knowledge in SEO and framework. Thanks, Saahil
Hi we are looking for our website logo to have a change to make it have a Christmas feel and appearance to it.
Hi we are looking for our website logo to have a change to make it have a Christmas feel and appearance to it.
Hi, I am looking for some modifications to a live help logo. We need you to fit it into one of the information boxes as you will see at the top page of We ideally would like to keep the live help logo and just have it scaled down to fit the box but also need the two versions does, such as Live Help available and Live Help unavailable. If this is not achievable as perhaps it may look too small then we would need a redesign. I have included the two images and the box.
USA/UK/Australia writers only please. I need the following articles: Article 1: 98. ARTICLE TITLE: Top 10 Project Management Jokes ARTICLE SYNOPSIS: I did a couple of searches online and found the same project management jokes, over and over. (; ). If you can come up with 10 new ones, please take on this article. SEO KEYWORDS: Project Management Jokes Article 2: 238. ARTICLE TITLE: Your Business Is Never Too Small For Project Management ARTICLE SYNOPSIS: A discussion on how even a one person company can benefit from project management software and principles. SEO KEYWORDS: Small Business Project Management Software Article 3: ONE PLACE REVIEW Article 4: An article which explains
Hello, I wish to get a new design for my website, It is a website based on jokes, riddles, videos...Basically everything that is weird and funny. I want a 2 column Wordpress Based Design, a forum that matches the blog design and that meets the latest requirements. I also need some logos and banners designed similar to the basic design as well. Each page has to pass validation and must be SEO friendly, so the person making it should have a good knowledge in SEO and framework. Thanks, Saahil
Looking for reasonable priced SEO and ONLINE MARKETING preferable payable achieved results (make me an offer, as no cure / no pay or small starting fee). Only complete Solutions ! For 4 SITES linked together(PHP programming), 1 has PR3, all others PR1 a. free online games, b. free online radio & TV (webcams, teletext), c. free jokes in video, pictures, cartoons, audio, text - PR3 d. free sincere dating Aim is for each site, WITHIN 6 MONTHS, to get in GOOGLE top 10 (FIRST PAGE) for a minimum SELECTED HIGH SEARCH/ TRAFFIC 6 KEYWORDS of each site Keywords should be in the top range of search a month (English / all countries), like 2 in monthly search range of over 2 million / 2 in 2-1 million / 2 in 1-0,5 million You, as potential contractor, may choose the 6 of ...
...few problems with my programmers not only finishing small projects on time, but also.. not finishing them period! I have several of these projects that are somewhat complete and in need of finishing. I also have several NEW projects that I need to start but cannot until these are finished. You are ONLY bidding on the "ACTUAL PROJECT" which are numerous small PHP/MYSQL fixes for a hockey website.(below these three other unfinished examples) These three examples are for FUTURE REFERENCE ONLY, please contact me if you can do these as well and I will create a SEPARATE project for you. Yahoo Search Assistant Clone: -===========================- Half finished, needs more ajax calls from database and ratio/weight system integrated into the call sort.
Hi, I have a domain name and a main idea for a site. This would be a content driven pretty much auto-pilot site. I would ADSENSE(I've already setup), CLICKBANK (haven't researched yet), EBAY AFFILIATE(Waiting on approval), Specific music and music jokes RSS feeds (Learning slowly) and fill the pages up with lots of content articles. I will try to add a forum group and design rest of the site. I am looking for someone who is an expert in these areas and can guide me in the right direction as well. The site is to be driven by a specific topic. Fresh content and news that will update regularly. I guess the main thing is to find and populate the site with great feeds, articles and content. Topic is MUSIC. How to articles (play guitar, get a recording contract,...
Hello, I need 4 articles and a little bit of content compilation for a little...teenager problems such as acne. 1 (400) word article describing the benefits of participating in a ? Drama/Acting/Singing,dancing Education. 1 (400) word article written for parents and kids on the subject of wellness. (How to maintain a healthy and wellness centered lifestyle) Then I need for you to compile for me the following information: Compile Puzzles/Factoids/Funny stories/Jokes enough to fill one page - audience is kids and parents so nothing obscene. Turn around time needs to be 48 hours. Articles need to be original, the factoids, funny stories, etc should be public domain. Writing style should be CONVERSATIONAL AND FRIENDLY. No uptight/formal writing please. ...
Hi I am re-listing this assignment because I have decided to purchase a readymade E commerce website from Template Monster rather than to design a new one to clone a shopping cart website selling AAA quality replica designer Handbags. You are welcome to check out some sites I have short listed as examples of the end result expected hopefully better. The website addresses are as follows. and 7starhandbags.com. The text for the site and its links will be provided by me for insertion so you do not have to worry about writing it, design modification ,text insertion and filling my cart with 1000+handbags will be the main assignment, and making sure the site is completely working and functional with all of its links on completion. The most important part of the job is c...
Hi I am looking to create a clone shopping cart website selling AAA quality replica designer Handbags. You are welcome to check out some sites I have short listed as examples of the end result expected hopefully better. The website addresses are as follows. or or 7starhandbags.com. The text for the site will be provided by me for insertion so you do not have to worry about this,designing and filling my cart with the handbags will be your job,The site design should have a clean simplistic, modern,Handbag fashion couture ultra luxurious feel .So stage 1 of the project is, designing an attractive Homepage along with the webpages and making sure the site is completly working with functional second part and most tedious and important part of the job
We are looking for someone to write us 62 small articles each relating to a specific holiday. The articles must be at least 125 words long and be original (pass copyscape) and...Fools' Day April Fools' Day is not actually a holiday but is certainly a notable day that is celebrated in many countries worldwide. This special day is typically known for its serving of hoaxes and silly jokes to unsuspecting family, friends, neighbors and even enemies. The goal of this day is essentially to embarrass unsuspecting victims. Typically, in most countries April Fools' Day only lasts until noon of April 1st and if a joke is played after this time then you are labeled as the fool. In France, however their April Fools' Day lasts all day long with a barrage of practica...
Copy jokes and funny pictures from other sites into my site. The following fields must be filled in: Title: Category: Description/picture: I will need 1,000 jokes and 1,000 pictures. Send PMB for details.
...that you read the article so you have understanding of what you are saying so that the talking comes naturally and doesnt sound like you are reading script. You must sound like an authority on the subject. I am an authority on the subject but I dont have a good accent or pronounciation of english and that's why i need you. It is also desirable but not essential to add a bit of character (laughter, jokes) but sparingly. If you are up for the job you may upload a mp3 for me to listen to so i can see how you speak. The job is "up to" 300 but it wont be less than 200 videos for a month. The videos will be 5 mins long, and please also provide quote for 10mins video in your comment/reply. The video will (or may not) be uploaded to me daily, for example 10 daily, and i ha...
Brief: CMS-based Web Development and SEO for coaching website. NOTE: You will just be bidding on Phase 1. • I am initially looking for a simple 15 page website but with a CMS behind it so I can add content to the site as it grows. Features not yet developed would be “hidden” from the user's view. • The project will be done in phases. Phase 1: This phase will concentrate on basic features, Phase 2: This phase will concentrate on setting up user accounts and developing a personalized area, Phase 3: will involve setting up a calendar booking system with an ecommerce solution for the bookings, shops and referrals to partners. • Ideally I am looking for one bidding person or company to work with me throughout all the phases, but will...
Looking for a website specifically for a cell/mobile phone. When looking at the website from a PC I want it to show a black screen with a mobile /cell phone in the middle showing the correct website. When viewing the website from the mobile I would like the website to show very well as the website is only meant to view on a mobile phone. I would like a small search engine powered by google and all content powered by RSS feeds (News +) The first page will need to have icons to link to the sub pages with News, jokes, horiscopes etc all powered by rss feeds. Payment on competion using escrow. Thanks
Looking for a pro who can get quality backlinks for funny/jokes/weird stuff blog. Some rules that apply: -no blogs -no link farms -no directories -no forums -must be DOFOLLOW links -links must be from a related web site with unique content -no multiple links from the same domain -all links must be permanent -no links from blog comments -no links from spam farms -links must be static -only text links accepted -no labeled or sponsored links I will also need an excel spreadsheet or text file with all the URLs that have a link.
I'm looking for some to design a music download / social network site. Must have folowing section Music (full access with paid membership) social network forum ring tones photo gallery contact us it should have paid and free membership system. Free members will have access to whole site except they can't download or list...have folowing section Music (full access with paid membership) social network forum ring tones photo gallery contact us it should have paid and free membership system. Free members will have access to whole site except they can't download or listen music. Free members also have access to social network section. Script should be easily expandable if we want to add more sections, for ex. jokes, chat, news etc. something smi...
Similar to youtube so that people can post or upload music, audio, videos and jokes, that can be rated and shortlisted. Easy to update Blog/forum function (articles that can be commented) Member accounts/profile Contests/votes - users can vote Room for banners (advertiser) Tip a friend (send mail to a friend about the site) *Some extra functions will be added later.
Need someone to redo website lost all databases with server upgrade. Site can be changed or worked as is. Must have riddles and jokes. Currently php design, can be wordpress or joomla. Please don't bid if you don't have time to do the job. Must see previous work. I have other websites that I will link to with wallpapers and horoscopes. I just need a functioning website so I can put advertising back on it. It have a myspace resources section which can be removed and the scuttlebutt will be removed completely. Show me some of your work and lets get this done quickly can be turnkey or from scratch it is an entertainment website. Thanks for your time.
...entry projects for me. I will provide you with access to Wordpress blogs and you will have to make a copy and paste of the following - - Jokes - atleast 500 I will provide you with the concerned sites with jokes, you have to make the category and copy the jokes on my blog. - SMSes - atleast 500 I will provide you with the concerned sites with jokes, you have to make the category and copy the SMSes on my blog. - Food Recipes atleast 100 I will provide you with the concerned sites with jokes, you have to make the category and copy the "recipes + images" on my blog. - Poetry atleast 100 I will provide you with the concerned sites with jokes, you have to make the category and copy the poetries on my blog. --- Ple...
I would like to get a Website video/picture/Jokes gallery similar to the one at [][1], [][2], or <>. My goal is to have a site that doesn't look like just another Wordpress blog or youtube site. The gallery should be simple to update. Allow multiple galleries/pages and some space for Google ads. Videos should be in flv. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables): a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's env
I am looking for individuals who can bring members into a new social networking website. This is not a dating site; this is a site for people to interact, post topics, share opinions, jokes, videos, etc. We need active members. To get credit for your member, you must have them post an introduction stating your name, thus you will be compensated for this member. Once the member has been active (meaning contributes to the site in posting several times a week)for a month, you will be compensated for this member. I will pay, thru pay pal, $.50-$1.00 per active member. The site I am trying to build is: Am looking for two individuals who can complete this project. Project will be on-going until such time I feel promotion is no longer necessary. PM for more informa...
...screen displays top joke - Next, Previous and Random display jokes in correct sequence - Finger navigation (left slide, right slide, top slide and bottom slide) match the respective navigation buttons 3) Qualitatively judge if the app does what a user would expect it to do in an intuitive way (basic functions only) 4) Submit our app to the? Apple App Store on our behalf. The app will be free to users so there are no revenue issues. Full control of the app will be turned over to us once our? iPhone Developer Program application? is approved. ## Deliverables Some additional details about our iPhone native app: The? iPhone native app is based on our Google 'Daily Humor by Giglish' gadget and? displays latest jokes by late night comedians Jay ...
...(and then parse those 30 messages before connecting to the yahoo site again), I could save 30 times more messages before yahoo flagged my IP and blocked me. The difference in the yahoo groups URL for single message view and 30 message view is the following: Example of single message view: <> Example of expanded message view (30 messages together): <> So I need the attached perl script to be modified to use the expanded (30 message) view, parse the data, and then move on to the next set of 30 messages. ## Deliverables Instructions for running attached perl script: perl --start=<starting message number> --end=<ending message number> --user=<yahoo
I am a comedian. I have jokes written in form of a text book. they are very interesting and entertaining. please hurry up and grab it.
...phone and send the messages too thrugh local sim provider any where it is used. The software give the ability to compose messages in any lunguge support unicode, the data base has reminder feature and messages scedular, the software can be catagorized by interst such as holiday greeting, newyear and so on, also the data base can generate alist of contacts by matching interst crateria frinds like jokes other like news, the software send bulk messages to users, also the software can give each message identy a number, the software has temprory list for one week then it can be deleted if adimin like to use this option, no problem for to use any of the database in the market if customized, the softwa has licnse to be used for limited period, the software has a feature not to use a c...
...site. Besides the arcade site script, i will need a sales websites for the script, this script will have to run off a license so that people just cant copy the site. There are numerous companied doing the same thing, but i want this to be special and different. Te script will need to hous atleast 5000 games, i also want jokes, and videos on it that automatically update so the content stays fresh. also the script should have an admin recap Sales Website css2.0 look Arcade site script completely custom with admin i want the whole bundle. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (dependin...
...audience is made up of people who are addicted to physical activity, especially running, cycling, swimming, triathlons, weight training, team sports (basketball, baseball, football, etc.), yoga, pilates, as well as those concerned with diet and nutrition. Sophisticated sense of humor is desired, not slapstick. Obviously, intimate knowledge of some categories listed above which elicit inside jokes (as in it takes one to know one) not necessarily shared by the public at large is desired. Attached are some examples of visuals. Please provide a sample of what you would write for each. This will give me an idea of your humor; however, please note the assignment is for concepts (visual AND copy). Must be willing to sign a "work for hire" contract. This is for a gre...
Hi ? I would need a logo for a new shop. The name of the? shop is "The Party Warehouse" ? ? The store will be selling Party Goods, practical jokes, helium balloons, fancy dress costumes, gadgets & gifts etc etc. ? ? I? want the design to be as funky & bright as possible that will stand out in a crowd as we are selling goods that are all about having fun we need to communicate that in the style of the design also. ? I will need the logo in vector format. Please send? a JPG (low-res, watermarked etc.)? example or two along with your ideas along with your bid. I will not consider bids without examples. ? ? Please bid for 30$. I choose by quality not by price.
Hello. I want a clone of the Jokes system of a Brazilian website. The link is I will need the system to add jokes, categories, news jokes, most rated, search engine. See And tell me if you can do equal!!
...use what ever user name you want but you must let me know so I can keep track of the posts. Payments would be via PayPal. Terms and Conditions: * You should have a natural talent for wit and all your posts should overflow with humor. * You MUST be from the US or UK. * You may only have one account * You can post on all the parts of the forum except the two sub-forums - Jokes & Brain Teasers. Posts in those would not be counted. * You may NOT tell anyone that you are being paid to post in the forum * Your posts must relate to the subject or topic of the forum, and must be at least two to three sentences long. * You must start at least 2 new threads * Lastly we are looking for quality posts...Take your time, this is a fun new site so...
Hi, we are looking for smone who can help us about to make a programme to run on Facebook. Please just visit our website and see out our items. We wish peoples sends our items to their friends as funny jokes on face book. Waiting for reply to talk about the details.
...what you can expect from us. 1). You can expect to be LOVED...we're truly glad you came today and want to get to know you and share God's love with you. 2). You can expect to be LEARNING...we're going to be sharing an exciting story that Jesus told and there will be a lesson for all of us to learn. 3). You can expect to be LAUGHING...we love having fun around here! Today will be filled with jokes, games, and prizes. BURP...excuse me. Now we also have a few things we expect from you. 1). We expect you to be LISTENING...if you are talking when we're talking you or someone around you is going to miss out on something fun we had planned. CRAZY FACE...NORMAL FACE 2). We expect you to be NICE...this is a safe place for everyone! There will be no hurt any...
We run an affiliate program from a company called iDevDirect: iDev Affiliate 5.1 Our page looks like that: We would like to look it rather like that: It's really the same program at the backend. This webpage is actually from the showcase of iDev for successfull adaptations... We would provide a .psd-header and a basic color sheme. You can be quite creative about the design but we do like the look of the nublue.com-site. ## Deliverables There is one very basic and important 'rule' at our company. Working at our company / with our company has to be fun!!! So we look forward to a pleasant, efficient and satisfactory working process ... and we might share some jokes as well :-)
I Have A blog About **Men Versus Women ...**it's a funny blog about stories jokes or ideas that are related to men and women. every post must have unique keywords that are interesting to level up the search engine. **Each post should contain : Heading title - Picture - Links - Video - Tags** **I need 30 interesting posts .**. contact me if u're interested and send links of ur recent posts or similar jobs. ** all posts should be in "Weblog Post (.wpost)" made by Windows Live Writer**
I Have A blog About **Men Versus Women ...**it's a funny blog about stories jokes or ideas that are related to men and women. every post must have unique keywords that are interesting to level up the search engine. **Each post should contain : Heading title - Picture - Links - Video - Tags** **I need 30 interesting posts .**. contact me if u're interested and send links of ur recent posts or similar jobs. ** all posts should be in "Weblog Post (.wpost)" made by Windows Live Writer**
Hello, coders. What I am asking here is a very simple job for a coder who has the necessary time. All you have to do is enter jokes to a humor site. I will give more details of how they need to be entered to the winning coder! I will provide the jokes! The main idea is that they need to be copied with title, content, they need added to categories(just clicking on the category, it is very simple) and also added some tags for SEO, also a very simple thing to do(the tags will be 2-3 keywords taken from the content of the joke)! I have limited funds for now but I need professional coders, as a lot more jobs are to come and this will be a long term collaboration! Thank you and I will be awaiting for your bids! P.S. Please post your bid for 2000 entries! I will choose 2-3 bidders ...
