ADVERTISE - FACEBOOK, CRAIGSLIST, SMS, EMAIL, MYSPACE ETC

ALL THE TIME I RECEIVE TXT MESSAGES ON MY BLACKBERRY, FACEBOOK, MYSPACE ABOUT LOCAL BARS THAT ARE HAVING DRINK SPECIALS THAT NIGHT. I OWN A TV STORE AND I WANTED TO HAVE AS MUCH EXPOSE TO MY DEMOGRAPHIC AS DOES THESE LOCAL BARS WHO CAR ADVERTISE TO EVERYONE IN THE AREA. I WOULD LIKE A USER INTERFACE THAT IS CENTRAL THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO ENTER GRAPHICS AND TXT ACCORDING TO MY SALES AND HAVE THAT FLOOD THE LOCAL MARKET ON FACEBOOK, MYSPACE, CRAIGSLIST, EMAIL AND IF POSSIBLE TXT MESSAGES. IF YOU COULD CREATE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT THAT WILL BE SPECIFIC TO THIS ADVERTISING (RETAIL IS CALLED "TV CITY") AND FRIEND MASS AMOUNTS OF PEOPLE IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE CELL PHONES AND EMAIL ADRESSES AND THEN I CAN INPUT MY INFO ON MY INTERFACE ON A DAILY, WEEKLY OR MONTHLY BASIS WHENEVER I HAVE A SALE. AND IT WILL AUTOMATICLY EXPORT THIS INFO TO ALL OF THESE OUTLETS. (FACEBOOK, CRAIGSLIST, MYSPACE, SMS). i WANT TO BE ON TOP OF THE FREE ADVERTISING IN MY AREA AND WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO WHAT THESE BARS ARE DOING AS FAR AS ADVERTISING. I WANT ALL THE OUTLETS CENTRALIZED ON ONE ACCESSIBLE INTERFACE PREFERABLY STORED ONLINE SOMWHERE SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO BE ON ANY 1 IP ADRESS TO SEND OUT INFO. THE TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC IS THE BUFFALO NY AREA WHICH INCLDES HAMBURG NY, EAST AURORA, ORCHARD PARK, WEST SENECA AND ALSO PROMOTES OUR WEBSITE WHICH IS TVCITYBUFFALO.COM. PLEASE ASK QUESTIONS IF YOU NEED MORE SPECIFIC INFO. WE ARE LOOKING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF FREE ADFVERTISING BUT INCREASE IT TO EXPONENTIAL DISTRIBUTIN. I WILL ALSO NEED A TAKE ME OFF YOUR MAILING LIST LINK. PLEASE AIM TO FINISH PROJECT BY JAN 6TH. THANK YOU, ALEX