Website Feature Clone

This project is to clone the functionality (not the look) of [login to view URL], a rails site. In a nutshell, this is a Ruby-on-Rails based portal site for American police. I need a clone of its functionality. That means I need the: - Myspace/Facebook like social networking features. - The CMS for news stories and articles - A video section that categorizes flash-videos ala YouTube/etc - A picture gallery that categorizes pictures into albums - A forum system that supports sigs, bbcode, emoticons, etc. - ACL lists for the users, so we can control who does what by type of user or by specific user name. - CMS needs to support 'gear' stuff. I'm doing the visual design of the site, I need the backend up and running. Basically, I'm going to rip your pretty PHP apart and add my own frontend, so the code needs to be: - PHP 5 compatible. As in, it BETTER WORK ON PHP 5. - Modular. Put your SQL calls in a function, so I don't have to change 200 mysql_open(); statements. - Documented. - All frontend code written as <?php stuff(); ?> _not_ <?php print "<p>"; ?> If the code comes back as a major spaghetti, you're redoing it. This project is simple, but I simply don't have the time for it. Which means someone gets to make a little money. Oh, and boys... When it asks for a bid? Put an actual bid. Any firm giving a little ad will be laughed at. Its a bid.