Write some Software

I need a script that will automatically post to Facebook and Twitter using: a. template text with merge field placeholders b. imported data files with the profile id's and relevant data The purpose of these posts/tweets is to: a. congratulate an individual from our crm for their performance on their Facebook timeline ex. Congratulations [first name] you just [accomplishment]... You Rock! b. announce their performance to general population on corporate Facebook page ex. [profile id (hypertext name)] just did [accomplishment]. Way to go [profile id (hypertext name)]! c. announce their performance on corporate twitter account ex. @twitterid just did [accomplishment]. AWESOME! User data such as profile id's, contact id (from crm), etc will reside in MySQL. Performance data will need to be uploaded to a web page in csv format on a weekly basis after reports are run. File will include the contact id from crm. Script will need to concatenate the 2 data sets, merge data into the three text posts and publish to Facebook/Twitter. The intervals should be randomized so that it's not a large dump at once and looks more natural (1 post every few seconds/minutes).