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I'm seeking a skilled professional versed in YouTube paid and SEO optimization, $2,000.00 commission for each new licensed affiliate we sign up to $50,000.00 See homepage for affiliate details ( $0 costs to start and $2,000,00 commissions Paid within 3 days of new licensed affiliate we sign up from your linked post). See 3 min trailer and 1 hr documentary all free at ONLY documentary in the world all Jesus Christ teaching Parables YouTube ads. 100% REMOTE COMMISSION PART OR FULLTIME We only have done 3 tests on Ytube years past but are not experts Key details: - Target Audience: Primarily male,18 to 44 however, appealing to all genders is beneficial - Main Goal: Driving substantial website traffic via these ads to see documentary The ideal candidate should also have a prov...
As a growing business in the children's wooden toy industry, I am in need of a marketing assistant to help drive our B2B marketing efforts. The ideal candidate should have a strong marketing background and be able to communicate clearly and effectively in English. Key Responsibilities: - Assist in general marketing tasks such as calling potential B2B customers to get their interest in our Brand We are after someone who contacts potential customers about five hours per week. Please expand your approach in tele marketing. Again it is essential that you speak accent free English.
I'm seeking an artist experienced in creating funny, cartoon-styled artwork for a series of meme coins. My preferences are as follows: - Style: I want the artwork's style to be cartoon-like. Someone with a keen eye for creating engaging, humorous cartoons would be ideal for this project. - Color Scheme: Please stick to warm colors such as reds, oranges, and yellows to portray the energetic and upbeat vibe I'm aiming for. - Mood: The overall tone should be humorous. The artwork should infuse an element of fun and should casually connect with the meme coin community. - Themes are: Politics Sports Cats This is a unique project; hence, prior experience in creating digital cartoons or digital assets, especially in the cryptocurrency world, will prove beneficial. The ...
I'm seeking a talented graphics designer to create a cartoonish style sticker of chicken Joe as a paratrooper for personal expression. Cartoonish, chicken strapped as an 82nd airborne army. The key requirements are: - Sticker design centered around personal expression - Cartoonish style artwork - Sticker must be medium-sized, between 5 and 10 cm Not much experienced, just make it funny and have fun with it. Need 40 stickers. Please send me your quote.
As I'm expanding my operations into Egypt, I need a skilled public relations recruiter who is fluent in Arabic to find a talented PR professional to join our team. Key Responsibilities: - Utilize your recruitment skills to identify top PR talents in the Egyptian market - Assess candidates' potential fit with our company culture and PR standards - Conduct interviews and manage the recruitment process from start to finish Ideal Candidate: - Previous experience in the public relations industry is a must. - You should exhibit impeccable communication skills, both in English and Arabic. - Proven track record in external recruitment, particularly in the PR sector, is highly desirable. Please note that this position is not for a PR professional, but for a recruiter who will be res...
I'm looking for an experienced script writer to create a funny, engaging text for a promotional video. The video is aimed at individuals who have yard work to do (snow blowing, lawn mowing, leaf blowing). It should be something that resonates with their experience and brings a smile to their face. Key requirements: - Experience in writing scripts for promotional videos - Ability to create humorous content - Understanding of the target audience, particularly people involved in yard work Please share previous projects or examples that demonstrate your skills in creating engaging, funny video scripts. The product we are promoting is called Yarbo - 3-in-1 multi-function yard robot. It's fully autonomous and can be controlled remotely.
I'm looking to hire a skilled UI/UX designer who is proficient in wireframing, prototyping and user research. The ideal candidate needs to have a strong understanding and experience in creating designs targeted at professionals. While I haven't decided on a specific style of design, having diverse design capabilities would be preferred. Hence, the project requires: - Strong expertise in Figma - Experience with user research targeted at professionals - Ability to create top-notch wireframes and prototypes - Flexibility in design style since I haven't defined it yet. Demonstrable achievements in diverse designs will be a plus. Your portfolio should reflect the skills mentioned above. Interested candidates, please apply with relevant work samples. Looking forward to working ...
I need an experienced video editor familiar with advanced editing techniques. The project revolves primarily around videos intended for company branding and promotion. Considering this, the main tasks will include: - Cutting, merging, and editing video footage - Adding effects and transitions to improve engagement - Specifically working with text overlays on video -Adding Short Funny Video fillers Ideal experts for this job will have significant experience in promotional video editing, combine Educational with Entertainment and Inspirational bits, proficiency in text overlay techniques, and a keen eye for what type of visual editing increases engagement in a corporate context. A Detailed Script will be provided with the raw video. A deep understanding of branding is beneficial. ...
I am looking for a skilled Python programmer to assist with various tasks. Experience with data analysis and visualization, web scraping and automation, as well as Python application development would be preferred. The purpose of this project is not specified, so a versatile skill set is required. Proficiency in Python, Django, and Flask would be advantageous.
I'm looking for a creative photo editor who can artistically place our pets into fo...attire. Your creativity is very welcome. - The edited photos should be as photo-realistic as possible. I don't want an abstract or cartoon aesthetic. - I'd prefer if the outfits are varied – some adding tuxedos, some incorporating dresses, and some according to your artistic vision. The ideal candidate should have: - Extensive experience in photo editing - A creative mind for dressing up pets in funny yet stylish ways - Ability to produce photo-realistic edits - Good reviews of similar projects You don't have to be a pet lover to take this project, but it would definitely be a plus! Your proposal should include links to similar works you've done before. I look forw...
I need video editor ,instagram video editor, reels editor,funny politics roast video editor.
Habib, how are you? I'm Norman & you helped me fine-tune my site a while back. Wanted to chat about asking you about setting me up for Google reviews & see if you had any other thoughts for site improvement. It's Friday here & wont take action until Monday, so please feel free to take your time getting back to me. May Peace Be With You, Norman
I'm in need of a talented cartoonist who can create vibrant, funny and exaggerated caricatures in a traditional, hand-drawn style for my corporate events. Key requirements: - **Caricature Style**: The primary requirement is that your caricatures should be 'Cartoonish' in nature. It's essential that you can deliver a style that is humorous, quirky, and suitable for a light-hearted atmosphere. - **Purpose**: The caricatures will be used for an engagement party, so they should be appropriate for a professional setting but can lean into certain inappropriateness for humour purposes. - **Format**: I am looking for the caricatures in physical form, not digital. You'll need to create them on paper or other suitable medium so they can be handed out and taken home...
I'm currently in need of a logo designer who can help me create an innovative design for my new venture. The logo should incorporate certain elements, such as letters and icons. Key Aspects of the Project: • The logo design: The design will be from scratch. I'm not looking for designs made using AI or Canva. • Style: The style is flexible as I skipped answering the specific style I wanted, so feel free to use your creativity. • Essential Elements: The logo should incorporate letters and icons. It's up to you to decide how to intertwine these elements to produce a striking, memorable logo. • Color scheme: I'm open to color suggestions. Use your expertise to create a color scheme that appropriately represents the brand and its values. Your F...
I am in need of an entry level developer who are able to cooperate with me for a long time in the future. I prefer US residents. Best regards
I am a business owner looking to establish a strong online presence. I'm in the market for an e-commerce website specifically aimed at selling my products. Key features required: - The main feature I need is a robust product catalog. My potential customers should be able to easily browse through my products. Inventory Classification: - The catalog needs to be sorted by price, therefore the ability to effectively categorize products by price is crucial. Ideal Freelancer: - An experienced website developer with a portfolio showcasing previous e-commerce projects. - Proficient with incorporating shopping platforms into a site. - Ability to make an easy-to-navigate product catalog. I need a smooth, hassle-free website that is easy to navigate and caters to customers who rate pric...
We are FINPLUS Educare, an overseas admission consulting firm. We are seeking teachers with extensive experience in GRE, GMAT, and SAT. The ideal candidates will work in collaboration with us to help students achieve their academic aspirations in top global universities. Key Responsibilities: - Provide high-quality, engaging and interactive in-person and online classes for GRE, GMAT, and SAT. - Tailor lessons to suit the individual needs and learning styles of students. - Implement effective and innovative teaching methodologies. - Offer constructive feedback and guidance to students to aid their progress. Ideal candidates should have: - More than 5 years of experience in teaching GRE, GMAT, and SAT. - Proven track record of helping students achieve excellent scores in these exams. - Str...
I'm looking for a consumer to visit the following stores in Brisbane. The consumer has to be based in Brisbane and near these stores. Woolworths - Taigum Supa IGA - Daisy Hill Woolworths - Oasis Broadbeach Woolworths - Margate Woolworths - Carrara Coles - Taigum Coles - Robina Coles - Ipswich Riverlink The Project in a Nutshell: The consumer will check the packaging of products, such as baby diapers, feminine hygiene products, toilet roll and kitchen paper. The consumer will capture Shelf photos, product photos, production codes and defects of the packaging. 10 samples per a product will need to be checked. All photos captured via our companys app. Android device essential, the app does not work on iphones. Fee: 200 euro Deadline - 1 week
...The website will be rich of information/photos of our products and events; - There will be no webshop; - The website must have a responsive website; - The design will be used for 3 website: / / , but it will not be a multilingual website; - Please do not use any Google fonts or similar - The website will not have any cookies. Skills and Experience wanted - Proven experience in designing professional websites - Portfolio of previous work that showcases your design skills - Ability to translate a brand's identity and objectives into a visually compelling design Our old website is If you have experience in creating professional, custom website designs and are confident in your ability to deliver a high-quality result, based on the
Hi I need a talented 3d designer to assist me in a project. I've got the files for a small model car and was just wanted a bit more details on the vehicle and to make parts like the bonnet, boot and door open
I'm in need of an AI expert who can assist me in realizing the video output generated by our AI bot. r find other ways to make funny videos . fast easy cheap but good and funny Key Project Details: - **Target Audience**: Primarily adults. - **Video Content**: The AI bot is designed to create video content across different genres including: - Comedy skits - Educational videos - How-to tutorials Your role will involve: - Understanding our existing AI bot and its video creation process. - Implementing a solution that can effectively translate the AI's video ideas into a finalized product suitable for adult viewers. - Ensuring the videos are engaging, well-edited, and align with the intended comedic, educational, or tutorial content. Ideal Skills and ...
As an established business, we are in the market for a seasoned SEO expert or agency who can help us optimize our React-based website for improved search engine visibility. Key Project Details: - Past SEO Efforts: We have previously invested in SEO efforts, and now we are looking to take our website to the next level. Your work will be building upon what we've already achieved. - Target Audience: Our target audience is broad, including both the general public and B2B businesses. Your strategies should be able to cater to both types of audiences. What We Aim to Achieve: - Increase Organic Traffic: One of our primary goals is to enhance our organic traffic. Your SEO strategies should be geared towards attracting relevant, high-quality traffic to our website. - Enhance Keyword Rankings...
I'm in search of a talented content writer to help with creating engaging website content and social media updates. The target audience for the content will be young adults. Key Points: - The content should have an informal and casual tone but impact full & ensuring it resonates well with the young adult demographic. - You will be responsible for both the website content and social media updates, so it's essential that you can adapt to the different mediums. - The ideal candidate should have experience in writing for young adults, and an understanding of the informal and casual tone required.
I'm actively seeking a Hyperledger Fabric expert who can proficiently fill in the gaps of this project: - You may be tasked with an array of responsibilities such as development of smart contracts, network setup and configuration, and chaincode deployment. - It's uncertain at this point whether the goal will be to develop a new Hyperledger Fabric network, join an existing one, or something else. - The exact purpose of the project is not currently defined, but application areas may include supply chain management, financial transactions, or identity management. The ideal freelancer for this project will have proven experience and demonstrated skill in all areas of Hyperledger Fabric, adaptability to evolving project requirements, and the ability to effectively communicate and...
I'm in need of a designer who can craft a creative, text-based logo for my business. The ideal candidate should have a keen eye for detail, color, and typography, and abilities to effectively communicate my brand's creativity using warm colors like reds, oranges, and yellows. Skills & Experience: • Logo Design • Typography • Color Theory • Creativity • Understanding of Brand Identity Looking forward to your proposals!
We are in need of a skilled graphic designer to visually design a comprehensive strength training eBook. The content for the eBook will be provided, and your task will be to create an engaging layout, incorporate relevant images and graphics, and ensure the overall design aligns with the theme of the eBook. - Your role will be to design the eBook layout, selecting appropriate fonts, colours, and formatting to enhance readability and visual appeal. - You will also be responsible for incorporating relevant images, diagrams, and graphics to complement the content and aid understanding. - The design should be professional, modern, and in line with the target audience's preferences. - The eBook will need to be designed in a format compatible with common eBook readers (e.g., PDF, ePub). R...
I'm in need of a skilled music manager with experience in the hip-hop genre to assist me in various aspects of my music career. Key Responsibilities: - Artist Bookings: This involves coordinating performances, tours, and other engagements for me. It's crucial that the manager has a wide network in the industry and can secure the best opportunities for my career. - Music Promotion: The ideal candidate will have a good understanding of the hip-hop scene and what strategies work best to promote my music. This could involve digital marketing, PR campaigns, and other means of getting my music out there. - Contract Negotiations: An important aspect of the role will be managing my contracts with labels, promoters, and other industry professionals. I need someone who is skilled in negot...
I'm in need of an experienced Affiliate Manager with a focus on casino affiliate recruitment. The ideal candidate should be proficient in: - Recruiting new affiliates: You'll be responsible for identifying and recruiting content creators, influencers, and bloggers among others. - Managing affiliate relationships: Building and maintaining positive relationships with our affiliates is a must to ensure they are motivated to promote our brand. - Tracking affiliate performance: It's essential to monitor and analyze the performance of our affiliates to optimize their efficiency and our return on investment. - Paying Affiliates: Efficiently manage payments to affiliates in accordance with the agreed terms. It's crucial that you've previously worked with custom t...
Kotylin and JAVA engineer is wanted for crypto wallet. 1. Detect the location in the files where connection information to DB is defined and analyze how app and DB are connected. 2. Change DB name and password on app and DB sides without causing any trouble and make the system work.
I'm in need of a skilled and creative video content creator who can help create funny videos to promote my mortgage broker services on Instagram and YouTube. The videos should bring humor to the serious world of real estate, making an enjoyable viewing experience for all. - Skills Needed: - Video production - Storytelling - Humor development - Knowledge in real estate is a plus, but not necessary - Responsibility: - Creating engaging, and humorous videos related to real estate - Optimizing the produced content for Instagram and Youtube If you are creative and have a knack for making things entertaining, this may be your perfect opportunity. I am looking forward to seeing your works.
We will launch a token voting platform and need a skilled blockchain developer for our project.
I'm in search of a professional with proven expertise in utilizing various platforms such as social media, food blogs, and influencer marketing platforms to promote a pricing plan targeting food businesses, restaurant owners, and food bloggers. Key requirements include: - Demonstrable experience in promoting products, services, or pricing plans across social media, food blogs, and influencer marketing platforms. - Understanding of the food influencer market and ability to target food businesses, restaurant owners, and food bloggers effectively. - Focus on generating leads and conversions, in addition to building brand awareness. This job is for an expert who has a solid track record of conversion- and lead- driven results. If this sounds like the perfect opportunity f...
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I'm looking for a tutor proficient in topics of applied statistics and data analysis. Possessing advanced-level knowledge, I need guidance specifically on: - Regression analysis - Design of experiments - Statistical processes and quality control I aim to complete my preparation within a month, so a tutor that can work intensively within this timeframe would be perfect. Please outline your experience with the topics listed above in your proposal. Understanding of complex statistical concepts and effective teaching abilities will secure your bid!
I'm on the lookout for proficient freelancers who excel in web development, app creation, and video editing. This is a great opportunity for those who are able to deliver top-notch results efficiently and at a reasonable cost. What I'm Looking For: - Web Development: The primary focus is on creating an e-commerce website. Ideal candidates should possess a strong foundation in e-commerce website development and a keen eye for design. - App Creation: I'm seeking app developers with a proven track record. Your ability to develop seamless, user-friendly apps that deliver a great user experience is essential. - Video Editing: Skilled video editors with experience in producing high-quality, professional results. In Your Application: I'm most interested in your experience. ...
As an experienced day trader, I'm in need of an Expert-level professional to manage investments across Stocks, Forex, and Cryptocurrencies. This is a profit-sharing arrangement. I will create a account of your choice fund it every 2 weeks and you manage and day trade through it. Requirements: - Expert-level day trader: You should have a proven track record of successful day trading, with the ability to navigate and profit from the volatile nature of Stocks, Forex, and Cryptocurrencies. - Market Knowledge: You should possess deep understanding and insight into these markets, and be capable of making informed trading decisions. - Trading Frequency: I'm looking for a trader who's active but not overtrading. Expectations are for a few well-considered trades per week, not multi...
I am looking for an experienced React Native developer to handle a significant upgrade for my app. Key Requirements: - App Platforms: The app is currently on both iOS and Android. I need the freelancer to update and maintain both versions. - Design Flexibility: While I have a specific design in mind for the upgrade, I'm also open to suggestions and design improvements. - Bug Fixing: The current version of the app has several bugs that need to be fixed. I'm looking for someone who can identify issues and deliver a bug-free app. Ideal Skills: - Extensive experience in React Native development, ideally with a strong portfolio of mobile applications. - Proficiency in both iOS and Android development. - A keen eye for design, with the ability to work to a design brief or come up wit...
As the project owner, I'm urgently seeking a highly skilled Laravel developer. The exact front-end and back-end development requirements remain unstated, justifying a need for a full-stack developer given the potential range of tasks. Key Responsibilities: - Not specified. Likely spans both frontend and backend development. - Depending on project needs, tasks may include but not limited to database design and management, API integration and/or user authentication and authorization. Ideal Candidate: - Experienced Full-stack Laravel Developer. - Highly adaptable with excellent problem-solving skills. - Able to work with minimal specification details. Please note, the timeframe for the project completion is ASAP. Therefore, immediate availability is preferred. Thank you.
The freelancer should possess a strong understanding of Unity's netcode for gameobjects, particularly in scenarios involving host-client interactions. I only have a problem with one function, the function is called only by the host and I wanted to be called by the clients too.
I posted this project a while back, however, we got t...grow. Pixels and google conversions must be corrected first. We have called FB and they say call shopify and vice- versa. We have a strong graphics and content team and can help assist in ad building. I have attached our recent Seo. We were told that our indexing should be much higher, we do not know what we have done wrong. (this could be bad, backlinking through an app called Search Pie) I wanted to make sure that this post was as detailed as possible to try and find the right partner with a proven track record, looking for establish long, term relationship. We would be interested in starting with an hourly and then paying on a commission structure once the site is where it is supposed to be SEO wise but also open to su...
I'm seeking a proficient video editor with a knack for enhancing gameplay footage. The task is twofold: 1. Edit Gameplay Highlights: I require someone who can take raw footage and extract the most exhilarating gameplay moments. 2. Create Montage of Funny Moments: Additionally, you must be able to identify and compile hilarious incidents in the game into a separate, engaging montage. Experience in gaming video editing and a good sense of timing and humor are crucial for this job.
I'm seeking a proficient Irish language teacher capable of delivering textbook-based lessons. The lessons should be conducted primarily at my residence, with a duration of approximately 30 minutes each. - Versatility: Ability to deliver teaching both online and in-person. - Emphasis: No specific topic emphasis, as it was not chosen. Teacher must be well-rounded across pronunciation, grammar, comprehension, and conversational skills. - Duration: 30-minute lessons preferred. Skills and experience: - Expert knowledge of the Irish language - Experience with online and in-person teaching - Textbook-based lesson planning and delivery - Ability to adjust lessons to suit a 30-minute format.
I seek the expertise of a well-versed TikTok UK dropshipping guru for an ambitious project. This individual must demonstrate a history of managing a store that has generated sales of at least £10,000 in one month. Key Responsibilities: - Conduct comprehensive product research and selection. - Assume full responsibilities for store setup and optimization. - Develop and execute waste-free marketing and advertising strategies. Experience and Skills: - I require an individual who has been successful in a similar role within any niche as I'm yet to decide on a specific category. - A strong understanding of store design and layout isn't inhibitive, however, it's preferable. Hence, I will also entertain applicants with preferences for minimalist or vibrant or corporate d...
We desire to team up with a competent Motion Graphic Designer and Video Editor who shares our passion for simplicity. We want to make superior corporate and product description videos that represent our brand. Here's what we envision: • Preferred Style: We want to embrace a minimalist style for our motion graphics. A clutter-free, straightforward approach to passing our message across while captivating our audience's attention. • Branding Elements: We want our company logo to be a focal point in the videos. Creative integration of our logo that resonates with the video content would be appreciated. • Video Duration: Ideally, each video should run for 1 to 3 minutes, just long enough to engage with viewers but not bore them. An Ideal candidate should have a hist...
I am looking for a talented designer who can craft an elegant logo that represents my global FOOD travel company, "MOST WANTED". The logo should incorporate vibrant colors, FOOD ELEMENTS SEPCIALLY WINES Reflecting the 'alive and active' nature of travelers and their experiences. Here are the specifics: Key Elements: - The logo should incorporate both the initials, "MW", as well as the full company name, "MOST WANTED". - It should express elegance, indicating our high-quality service. Color Preferences: - Use vibrant colors that resonate with travel, exploration and diversity of global cultures. Ideal Design Skills: - Experience in vector design and color theory. - Proficiency in minimalistic, yet elegant design styles. - A portfolio ...
(By My Invite Only) I'm seeking a talented graphic artist to create 10-20 pieces of digital artwork for my project. This involves the production of both 2D static images and GIFs, all centered around the theme of humor. Essential Skills and Requirements: - Proficient in generating high-quality 2D designs - Ability to create eye-catching, hilarious GIFs - Strong grasp of current trends in meme culture - Excellent sense of humor and understanding of comic timing in visual media
Looking for someone who can do a few things I can't figure out on Squarespace ready to launch. My site is targeting 50+ women so I need to make it bullet-proof easy. The website is designed but there are a few navigational issues I'm having trouble with: 1. I cannot figure out the scrolling/navigation 2. My blog page is awkward. I wanted to add some pictures but don't know how to make photos wrap 3. The mobile version is not easy to navigate 4. I just need someone to offer up a few insights and get this ready to blast. I have almost zero money but am willing to pay for an hour or two of time to someone who thinks this is an easy fix.
...discounts on Gleara. The end goal of these videos are as follows: 30-second videos (5 Videos) Product Name: Gleara Product website: Your own model, camera, scripts (approved by me) , post and pre-production, editing Imagine a series of 30-second videos that pack a punch of humor, boldness, and shareability. Each video will be a standalone gem designed to tickle the funny bone and leave viewers craving for more. With unique concepts, witty scripts, and impeccable direction, our goal is to make these videos go viral and create a buzz in the digital world. Ideal skills and experience: A freelancer with experience in creating engaging product advertisement videos, excellent videography and post-production skills, a keen eye for details, and a deep understanding of
Hello, iam gifting a funny gift to a friend of "himself" and a celebrity he likes. I would like a simple and realistic headswap of himself and the male Ana De Armas is with(the male on the right). If possible, delete the man on the left. Make it look as real as possible, better lighting, better quality etc.
