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Need a logo designed for a blog about advertising. The writer of the blog is "Joe Advertiser" and I'd like a character of him showing that a simple blue-collar guy marketing/advertising his small business. Let's agree on an idea/concept. I'd love to hear your ideas.

I want to develop an Ecommerce website. Online furniture shop. All the Html pages are ready only we want to develop the website. Please Only bid if you are expert in MAGENTO platform. Few design work will be there but it is a very minimum work so I don't think there will be a...amount you bid has to be a final amount and no amount will be increased in future. I have 4 more e commerce project and I am searching for someone trustworthy good experienced and the one who work tirelessly with whom I can keep a long term relationship. Bid in my budget saying "JOE" in the top or else your proposal will be discarded. As for the first time I will not pay much for the next project I will pay according to the work quality. Time frame: 10 working days Budget maxim...

I am initially after a logo design for a blog and youtube channel but would eventually require full brand creation including a short/simple animated video, so it would be good to find a freelancer who is capable of the full works. the brand is "LifesJunkie" it will be a blog/vlog documenting the journey of the average Joe, treading water/plodding along who wants to quit the rat race and start living life to the full and experience all the excitement and adventure life has to offer. I have a vision for a short animation of a simple character (stickman type) walking into the office, sitting at the desk in a cubicle, (mundane elevator music playing) - smashing his face against the desk or into the computer, (music changes to rock/metal) diving through a window and skydi...

Ongoing gig, We are a Top online Publisher developing many sectors. Currently we have need for Mailing list for the online Gambler and the online shopper. NO JUNK LIST. Only interested in current verified and tested list. If you are the best at this , speak fluent English and are the Email list champ contact us with your proposal. Best Regards Joe

A writer who has a love of music, the artist and the back stories that are often surprising

I need 150-300 word original biographies on the candidates listed below. Along with these biographies, I need my hire to find, cut and paste a public domain position article or preferably a speech by the candidate concerning US and Israeli relations. Writer surrenders rights to material. Ben Carson Donald Trump Mike Huckabee Carly Fiornia Marco Rubio Jeb Bush Hillary Clint...150-300 word original biographies on the candidates listed below. Along with these biographies, I need my hire to find, cut and paste a public domain position article or preferably a speech by the candidate concerning US and Israeli relations. Writer surrenders rights to material. Ben Carson Donald Trump Mike Huckabee Carly Fiornia Marco Rubio Jeb Bush Hillary Clinton Bernie Sanders Joe...

I have a project but my limited computer skills have caused me to have trouble setting it up. I will send you the instructions and the 3 sites used for the project. I have talked to other people and it takes a little over an hour to set including the instructions. The offers expire periodically and some stop and start again. I think once you see the first video it will all make sense to you. T...have a project but my limited computer skills have caused me to have trouble setting it up. I will send you the instructions and the 3 sites used for the project. I have talked to other people and it takes a little over an hour to set including the instructions. The offers expire periodically and some stop and start again. I think once you see the first video it will all make sense to you. Thanks, ...

...bid. I do not want a want a template response, show me that you know how to improve our site. If we need to optimize anything on our end, let us know as well. Present a plan with data to back it up, or you will not be considered. This will be a long term partnership, as please bid per month please. I want you to become invested in our company and help make it as successful as possible. - Joe...

...Creek Roasters How are you different from your competitors? Dedicated to sourcing from the best farms but more importantly dedicated to roasting the coffee to ensure the flavour comes out in the cup whether its using an aeropress, pour-over, drip, espresso methods. I want to educate people about coffee not just keep it to myself ensure that people understand what goes into the "little cup of joe'. I want to source my beans thru a farmer not a middle man to ensure that I'm getting the best coffee and the farmers getting the money that he should get for the work that he does. What’s the age range of your target customer base? 25-70 with main target 25-45 range Project-related questions Do you have a tag line? If so, would you like it stated a...

I have a project but my limited computer skills have caused me to have trouble setting it up. I will send you the instructions and the 3 sites used for the project. I have talked to other people and it takes a little over an hour to set including the instructions. The offers expire periodically and some stop and start again. I think once you see the first video it will all make sense to you. T...have a project but my limited computer skills have caused me to have trouble setting it up. I will send you the instructions and the 3 sites used for the project. I have talked to other people and it takes a little over an hour to set including the instructions. The offers expire periodically and some stop and start again. I think once you see the first video it will all make sense to you. Thanks, ...

I would like a custom supply/demand that measures unique bars in pip size where a possible supply/demand area maybe. These unique bars are long bars which indicate powerful moves and strong supply/demand areas, this indicator will be able to analyse unique bar size history, e.g. +30 pip unique bar area, if price retraces back to it, the indicator will give a % of how many times price has c...Alert popup/sound price has entered into the unique bar area (true or false) Unique bar expiry (true or false) Mark bar with symbol (can choose symbol size, colour) Different colours for bearish and bullish bar/zones Please view the attachments for examples I am looking for a talented coder and will be basing that on experience, reviews and resume. NDA will have to be signed. Regards ...

We are looking for freelancers who could create a complex and rich album artwork for our band's first album "life as a linear momentum". Our band makes rock music and we play originals for the majority of the time. Basically we would like to freelance an artwork drawing that illustrates our album. Conceptually, we would like to see waves, objects and particles gaini...album name "life as a linear momentum" in a very faded format on the bottom of the artwork. We would like to see a complex and rich illustrations illustrating the description above. Please send us as many samples as possible so we can pick one and fine tune it according to our needs. For reference, it is best to get inspired from the artowrks of artists/bands like dream theater, slash, pink floy...

Art that is seen when a person visits your channel, looking for something very customised. My face in a cartoon/caricature style with my youtube channel name. pop/videogame/geeky themes are great a great example would be "Angry Joe" check out his channel for an idea contact for further infor and details

Hi tkarlington, I was referred to you by my former colleague, Joe Zhang from Australia. He told me you helped him up with his job cover letters and application questions. I require a cover letter for corporate banking in the ballpark of 200-250 words. highlighting sales achievements, customer relationship management, financial and numerical skills. I will need this latest by Saturday 4pm 3rd October 2015. If you are ok to go ahead with this project i can email you my CV and a brief summary of my achievements for you to create the most inspiring cover letter pitch. Thank you very much!

I would like a couple of adjustments to the artwork already provided -Could you change the clothing to red gym shorts and a white t-shirt -Could you change the hair color to light brown -Could you put the word "Buddy" on the t-shirt Next I would like you to create several images of the character at different strength levels. -Weakling -Scrawny -Average Joe -Gym hero (current drawing fits this description) -Adonis And lastly i would like you to do the same for a female characte. gym cloths, and 5 levels of strenght

Need a custom MySQL query built for an email trigger. When an email is received, it's parsed. I need to insert the parsed email ...1) Email Received 2) Email Parsed 3) Two variables created from email (order_number, shipto_name) 4) Join customer first/last name from MySQL tables 5) Match shipto_name to specific order in MySQL based on customer name 6) Grab order_id for order that matches shipto_name 7) Add order_number to the right order_id for the order Sample Email Parse Data order_number 123-4567890 shipto_name Joe Smith Sample Database Tables order_attribute - order_id, customer_name, order_number, customer_name sales_order - order_id, customer_firstname, customer_lastname I only need the MySQL query to accomplish this when an email arrives, I already eve...

I have the scripts, 126 so far, looking for someone to provide cartoon format. Simple real looking people. Setting - mostly household, some outdoor, car, restaurant. This is a "comic" about the marital or relationship dynamic. Not necessarily funny but always about the dialogue. The facial animation is crucial.

...clicking 'Submit Order' the polygons will be written to a kml file and stored in an 'orders' folder. The KML file should be named (ie 20150926_1722_Joe ) 8. In the KML structure, the polygons should retain their name. The description tag in the KML file should contain the form data, the name and cost of the polygons, as well as the total cost. For example: "Joe Bloggs Company email address phone number shape 1: $50 shape 2: $77 shape 3: $28 Total cost: $155" Javascript libraries that may help are leaflet, turf, openlayers, mapbox libraries Thanks! ...

...Full: (Entry when...) - 123 Formation Full (almost similar Joe Ross) is complete. I will explain later... - Must before touch BB- (or -1pt before BB-), Entry 1PT over Point 2 - Signal is in Timeframe 2M and 3M Signal Short Full: (Entry when...) - 123 Formation Full (almost similar Joe Ross) is complete. I will explain later... - Must before touch BB+ (or -1pt before BB+), Entry 1PT under Point 2 - Signal is in Timeframe 2M and 3M Signal Long Half: (Entry when...) - 123 Formation Full (almost similar Joe Ross) is complete. I will explain later... - Must before touch BB- (or -1pt before BB-), Entry 1PT over Point 2 - Signal is in Timeframe 2M and 3M Signal Short Half: (Entry when...) - 123 Formation Full (almost similar Joe Ross) is complete....

...parts, jobs.. When Jobs are selected it should show all activities for that job and their current states. Nothing can be edited. Should be able to generate a report here in graph form. For the report mentioned above, Admin needs to be able to select an employee(s) and generate a report that shows lifetime performance or performance for a given timeframe or activity. For example he might choose Joe and Jeff and want to see how they compare for the month of January doing activity 1 and or total units produced in that timeframe regardless of activity.. or how many times and how long each was down for maintenance during that time. Selectable graph items and a few different graph options. We would like a graph that we could post that clearly shows employees how they are measuri...

Hi multimation1, Hope all is well. Can you send me an invoice for the work you did for me? I'm closing on the 250 W. 94 St apartment 10J tomorrow and would like to get reimbursed for your services at closing. I believe it was @$550. Thank you very much, Joe Bonacci

Hello! We need a USB stack writing for a PIC micro controller. The firmware rotuines must be simple and direct. We need to Transmit and receive Intel hex code. The firmware routines written will be added to an existing program. Thank you Joe

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Hi Joe, Can you please quickly mock up this site for me. Mobile optimised etc. Very simply scrolling style. - Link to facebook - email links to the email on the artwork - click on the menu at the top and it scrolls to the section. - download button to attached menu pdf Your Username: dinkumpi Your Password: M63Y2P9dcf Domain Name: To access Hosting Manager click here or log in through your Account Manager. FTP login information Your FTP Username: dinkumpi Your FTP Password: M63Y2P9dcf Your FTP Address: or

...instance). With first suscription payment, members receive a position in the business system. Example: Ram pays suscription the first time and it is placed a position in our system which is formed by three levels. His position is placed in the first level. Next, Joe pays his suscription and it is also placed a position in Level 1 under Ram´s position. So Ram receives a $4 USD commision inmediately and is placed in the second level. After that Susan pays membership and receives a position in the first level under Joe. So Joe gets a $4 USD commisión and up to seconde level under Ram. Ram recieves a new $4 USD commision and is placed in the theird level. Once Ram receives three commisions payment, his postion ends and if he wants to continue recei...

We are looking for a gift voucher design to be made: • Dimensions of H10cm x W17cm It needs to include on the design: • A space for the value of the gift card (E.g £100 etc)* • Our company logo • The Phrase “Gift Voucher” • A space for the person giving it to write “For….” (For Joe Bloggs for example)* • An expiry date* • A space for us here to handwrite a unique voucher code each time A watermark image (so faded as a background) on the card. Use the attached one. *Anything with an asterisks needs to be put on the voucher, but left editable so we can change the values as and when is needed. An example value would however be needed so we can see it in the proof and ensure it looks ok. ...

...a table called Members in each database that has 7 fields: MemberID, FirstName, LastName, Address, City, State, Zip · Create 2 scripts: One in PHP and one in ASP that perform the following database queries to the MySQL and Access databases : o open the database o write 3 records to the database using SQL. Make sure all Zip field values are 39233 For instance, (INSERT into TABLE VALUES ('Joe', LastName='Gred', City='Tulsa', State='New Jersey', Zip='39233') o Update the records in the database to another set of values using the id of the ID for instance : (Update TABLE set FirstName="XXXXX" and LastName="YYYYY" where MemberID=<the record just inserted>) <the record just inserted> m...

I need a freelancer to develop a website with interface for upload and download of documents in different formats. This website is going to be made for graduates to upload all documents and save them online where they will be able to edit especially their CV's. Please read attached document for more information. As always, I will not be responding to "copy and paste" bids. So if you do that,...So if you do that, do not expect any contact from me. Any freelancer bidding for this should be realistic and tell me what you can do and why I should hire you. Pricing here is also a factor as I am currently on a budget. Design also is a major factor, so if you feel you cannot develop and give an appealing design then please do not bid. Hope to work with you as soon as...

...budget is $15. If you want more, please don't apply and waste your connects. Script is below: Joe took a job with Credit Suisse after meeting a recruiter at his college job fair. Unfortunately for Joe, he never heard from Credit Suisse after he accepted his offer. With each passing day, he started having a sinking feeling that he didn't quite understand what his new job was going to be all about. A month after taking the job, Goldman Sachs offered him a job that he sort of thought he wanted. Joe hadn't still heard from Credit Suisse since his offer and he therefore figured they wouldn't be too disappointed when he decided to take the offer from Goldman. Jane is a classmate of Joe (they took all the same classes and both were hig...

Job: Convert 150 quotes to PNG. All quotes are in an Excel file, this file has 2 columns: 1 the quote 2 the quote filename Design is already created in Idraw, I'm able to save the design as PSD or SVG as well. Work with 2 fonts in quotes (Slim joe and Big John - freefont): Keywords have Big John vs other words (Slim Joe). Center text vertical and horizontal / change font size if needed. Deliver all quotes in PNG format 1080*1080 - same as design. Use filenames as given in the excel.

Job: Convert 150 quotes to PNG. All quotes are in an Excel file, this file has 2 columns: 1 the quote 2 the quote filename Design is already created in Idraw, I'm able to save the design as PSD or SVG as well. Work with 2 fonts in quotes (Slim joe and Big John - freefont): Keywords have Big John vs other words (Slim Joe). Center text vertical and horizontal / change font size if needed. Deliver all quotes in PNG format 1080*1080 - same as design. Use filenames as given in the excel.

Creating Cover for children's book. you should already have all the details. Please include the book title in the cover. "The Adventures of Little Joe the Dreamer

I would like start with one Illustration. I would like to start with the main character. His name is little Joe. The book title will be "The Adventures of Little Joe the Dreamer" It's about a little kid that believes his dreams are real until he wakes up a realize it was just a dream. More details for best offers

Hi Joe, Hope your well. I am after a really urgent yet simple website done in the next few days for a client that is going to be showcasing at a trade show. Needs to be mobile optimised etc. 1 long page with buttons at the top that scroll you down to the section. when you hover over the buttons on the front page they will turn black like the about us button. other wise they are white with the black text. Any questions please let me know, Thanks

Hello, Our Magento website, is running EXTREMELY slow and timing out. We have not done any recent work to the site and are unable to get this corrected. I am out of the office today, so would like to have someone help us with this issue. • Must be an expert with Magento and be able to trouble shoot if software or server issue. I am online right now so if your bid is...unable to get this corrected. I am out of the office today, so would like to have someone help us with this issue. • Must be an expert with Magento and be able to trouble shoot if software or server issue. I am online right now so if your bid is good, I will msg you to discuss the project. We need this work completed IMMEDIATELY as the site is down and slow and we are losing business. Joe...

My name Joe Hartgraves owner of the Fence Man Company here in Fort Smith, in business for over 30 years and its seem to me that every job we do for our customer, there is a story to i would like to try to bring all these storys to life by recording a vedio on the day by day of bulding all types of fence .Like a Reality came up with a song called The Fence Man a nice day!

...automatically updated every night ) with patch and run tests. This way once you have your patch ready you can submit it to this Hudson job and it will build , run dev-tests and give the test results for you. Also This Hudson should be able to spawn a job for many users i.e. two or three engineers should be able to run the tests with the patch and get results simultaneously. As an example : Joe developer is working on he web container and is fixing an issue. Once he is done, he takes the diffs and submits a zip of these diffs to this hudson job. The Hudson job starts a checkout, applies the diffs, builds the project and then runs these tests and then sends mail to the developer once the tests are run ( with the results). Simultaneously , Jane also submits a patch for deploym...

...website maintains dockets for many cases, often including in those dockets judicial opinions. Using the search tool here: we need a freelancer to search this tool, "Only Case Filings with Downloadable Opinions or Orders," and between January 1, 2014 and today, for cases involving the following plaintiffs (i.e., "party name"): Cobbler Nevada Killer Joe Nevada Dallas Buyers Club TCYK Bicycle Peddler BKGTH Breaking Glass Countryman Nevada Dead Season D3 Productions The Good Doctor Good Man Produtions Khumba FIlm Malibu Media Modern Woman Modern Jug Face Night of the Templar R&D Film 1 Sibling the Movie Site B The Thompsons Film Voltage Pictures Zambezia Film There may some some results, there may be none. What we are...

We are looking for a gift voucher design to be made: • Dimensions of H10cm x W17cm • It needs to be on an off white background It needs to include on the design: • A space for the value of the gift card (E.g £100 etc)* • Our company logo • The Phrase “Gift Voucher” • A space for the person giving it to write “For….” (For Joe Bloggs for example) • An expiry date* • A space for us here to handwrite a unique voucher code each time • Photos of different animals (see below for more details) *Anything with an asterisks needs to be put on the voucher, but left editable so we can change the values as and when is needed. An example value would however be needed so we can see it in the proof and e...

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Hey guys - we're looking for a team to quickly create some app art for a "Snoopify" style "photobooth" app. We need a really quick turnaround, you already bid on the art for the app (see screenshot), but we were wondering if you could do the development AND the art? If you download Snoopify you will see just what the app needs to be, it is very light and simple. We need the entire ...development AND the art? If you download Snoopify you will see just what the app needs to be, it is very light and simple. We need the entire project turned around in about 15 days... Please let me know if this is something you would be interested in and how much the entire project would cost! Feel free to call or Skype me to discuss Phone: 310-200-6623 Skype: joeferencz@...

We currently have a website built on Weebly: We are now hosting our blog on tumblr: We need the above tumblr blog with the custom template installed on the blog page of our website. Here is an example of someone who has a great website with a tumblr blog installed on it I can get the tumblr feed to show up on...installed on the blog page of our website. Here is an example of someone who has a great website with a tumblr blog installed on it I can get the tumblr feed to show up on our blog page but it does not look good at all. We want the blog to show up on our website blog page and look just like our tumblr blog template. Please let me know if this can be done. Thanks, Joe

Need a 43 minute long interview transcribed into a word document. Male voice should be labeled as Joe: Female voice should be labeled as Ashlee: Need one day turn around if job accepted.

My dream writer is taking some travel time to himself. Until return, I still have work to do. I have a total of 10 sites to launch by Than...articles each, ranging from 500-800 words each. ..... Must be original content. ..... engaging, informative with no broken English. ..... either you have experience and knowledge of topics ... OR willing to research on your time. EXAMPLE for Coffee ..... Interesting facts, ..........ground or beans, ..........coffee makers, ..........health benefits, ..........Steps to make the perfect cup of joe, ..........How you make your coffee matters, ..........drip---French press---cold brew---single-pod, ..........impacts on flavor & quality, ..........etc. Please specify if you bid is for Job including .... or per article ... pleas...

Easy job: create 79 unique images PNG with premade design (idraw or ai) What you get: 1: Excelfile with 3 columns and 79 rules: - date (use slim joe font - is in design), write dates as MONTH (full text) - DAY (number): eg AUGUST 9 or DECEMBER 25 - Special day title (use big john font - is in design) - save as file name 2: predesigned image format - put the date information in 'date' layer (font size = 120) - put the special day title in 'title' layer (font size = 140, or less if needed) - save image as given in the third column in the excel file Special attention: what you need to add: Every PNG needs an unique vector image on the background. This image is covered by an semi transparent layer. You have to get free vector images from the backgrou...

Hello, I am working with this template: I want to modify one of the demos. Here is Demo 1: Here is Demo 2: What I would like is the following please: 1. I want to put Demo 2's full page intro block ("Joe Doe") on Demo 1, but I don't want Demo 2's collapsible menu (I want to keep Demo 1's normal menu). 2. On Demo 1's "" section, I want to resize the employee pictures to the dimensions of the attached picture (please see attachment). Furthermore, I want -- not 3 columns of pictures -- but two rows of four columns each, (We have 8 people in our staff). That is all, thank you very much. -Andy

My company markets decorative tiles to retailers in Australia. We need someone to convert single images of tiles and create a bathroom effect using the single image. I have attached 2 files to give you an indications of what I need. In one file their is a single image of a tile called Crixus. In the next file their is a single image of the Crixus in a concept...single images and then I will like you to put them into concept settings. Each single image needs to be in a new concept setting. The concept settings can be bathrooms, kitchens, living areas. At the time I send you the single images I will let you know what type of setting. Is the type of work you can undertake? Please let me know if you need me to explain further. Thank you, regards Joe Lifestyle De...

MAC with LOGIC PRO ONLY !!! i have one midi file with one percussion track in wav format orchestrate midi file with high quality samples + effects and FEELINGS Must have a large high quality library of VSTs Must use all necessary effects such as EQs, compressors, expanders ... Reverb and effects on drums and beat should match the following track:

Job: Convert 150 quotes to PNG. All quotes are in an Excel file, this file has 2 columns: 1 the quote 2 the quote filename Design is already created in Idraw, I'm able to save the design as PSD or SVG as well. Work with 2 fonts in quotes (Slim joe and Big John - freefont): Keywords have Big John vs other words (Slim Joe). Center text vertical and horizontal / change font size if needed. Deliver all quotes in PNG format 1080*1080 - same as design. Use filenames as given in the excel.

My company markets decorative tiles to retailers in Australia. We need someone to convert single images of tiles and create a bathroom effect using the single image. I have attached 2 files to give you an indications of what I need. In one file their is a single image of a tile called Crixus. In the next file their is a single image of the Crixus in a concept setting...give you single images and then I will like you to put them into concept settings. Each single image needs to be in a new concept setting. The concept settings can be bathrooms, kitchens, living areas. At the time I send you the single images I will let you know what type of setting. Is the type of work you can undertake? Please let me know if you need me to explain further. Thank you, regards Joe Lifestyle De...