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I'm seeking an experienced street artist to transform an outdoor wall into a realistic masterpiece for beautification purposes. The project details include: Mural Objective: - To enhance the aesthetics of our local area. Art Style: - The artwork should follow a realistic approach. A deep understanding of real...The artwork should follow a realistic approach. A deep understanding of realism in street art is key and previous work samples are appreciated. Design Theme: - 3D elements should be incorporated into the mural design to add depth and interest. Skill in 3D mural painting is essential. If you're passionate about enhancing public places with your realistic artwork, incorporating 3D elements, I invite you to place a bid. Sharing a portfolio of your previous proj...

I'm having trouble getting my video camera's night vision capabilities to work. I can't quite figure it out and not entirely sure if all the necessary drivers and software were installed in the first place. Hence, I need a freelancer, ideally with strong hands-on experience in troubleshooting video cameras, to help me resolve this. Key requirements for this mission are: - Proficient knowledge in setting up and troubleshooting video cameras - Familiarity with the installation of pertinent drivers and software - Ability to effectively identify and fix the problem

I desire a professional Macrodroid developer with a strong portfolio to create a macro for any use. The objective of the macro is to read a CSV file and automatically send a specific WhatsApp message to each phone number listed in the file. Key requirements include: - import a CSV file (Name,Given Name,Additional Name,Family Name,Phone 1 - Type,Phone 1 - Value) - Creation of a macro that automatically triggers WhatsApp messages. - The macro should be programmed to initiate the messages when it reaches a phone number listed in the CSV file. - The message is from CSV or default the same for all numbers in the CSV file. Ideal Candidate: - Proficiency and extensive experience working with Macrodroid. - A proven track record with similar projects. - Strong attention to detail to ensure the ...

More details: Is this project for business or personal use? For starting a new enterprise What information should successful freelancers include in their application? Detailed project proposals How soon do you need your project completed? Within a month

I need a skilled Pine Script coder for TradingView to help with extracting code from a restricted invite-only script. This script is accessible to me but is otherwise restricted. Key Responsibilities: - Extract the code from the restricted script - Perform major modifications as needed (e.g., changing algorithm, adding/removing features) Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong experience in Pine Script coding for TradingView - Proven track record of extracting and modifying code from restricted or invite-only scripts - Ability to make significant changes to a given algorithm, indicator or strategy

I'm in need of a talented graphic designer to create a cohesive and professional A3-size tri-fold brochure and a standard 85x200 roll-up banner for my business. I need the final version by maximum Monday night. The main purpose of this marketing material is to provide general information about our business to the general public. Key requirements include: - A3 Tri-Fold Brochure: This brochure should be designed to be engaging and informative. It will serve as a snapshot of our business, highlighting our key services and values in a creative and visually appealing manner. - Roll-Up Banner: The roll-up banner should be designed to be eye-catching and informative. It will be displayed in various settings to attract attention and provide an overview of our business for those passi...

I'm looking for a skilled casino games developer based in Jaipur, India. I have a preference for face-to-face communication, so I'd prefer to work with someone in my local area. The games I'm looking to develop include Slot machines, Poker games, and Roulette games. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in developing casino games, specifically Slot machines, Poker games, and Roulette games - Experience in developing for multiple platforms (Mobile devices, Desktop, Web browsers) - Ability to communicate effectively and work efficiently in a face-to-face manner.

I am seeking an experienced video editor who can skillfully create engaging 3-5 minute montages for my YouTube channel from Twitch streams. The video edits should prioritize: - Funny moments - Highlights of gameplay - good plays from ncaa 14, touchdown passes, tackles, completed passes Your demonstrated expertise in creating high-quality, fast-paced, and comedic montage-style videos is paramount for this project. Understanding geek culture and gaming terminologies will be a notable advantage. Please include your past gaming montage edits as references in your proposal. I welcome any creative ideas you can bring that will help to make the videos more entertaining and attractive.

I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilitie...Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable a...

Hello there! I would like to invite talented graphic designers to help create a logo for a General Handyman, "Donie McGillicuddy" I DO NOT want generic icons of hammers etc unless integrated into the name in a creative way. I am open to your creative input. Thank you in advance for your interest and contributions to this project. I look forward to seeing your imaginative proposals!

I need an experienced iOS developer to urgently address specific issues that are leading to rejections during the Apple Review process. The issues we're facing include: - Functionality Issues: As reported by Apple Review, there are functionality issues that ...testing: The app needs to be tested on a range of iOS versions and devices to identify and fix the issues causing incompatibilities. Ideally, you should have: - Proven experience with iOS development and fixing issues that lead to rejection. - Proficiency in compatibility testing across different iOS versions and devices. - Ability to work quickly and efficiently to provide a fix by TONIGHT Saturday night, May 18th, 2024. Please bid if you are available to start immediately and can commit to resolving these issues on a...

I'm seeking skilled animators with expertise in 2D animation to bring meme content to life. - I'm interested in animators who can create memes that are both humorous and clever, so a good sense of comedy and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet cul...and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet culture and current trends in memes, as well as the ability to adapt these into animations. - Experience in creating content for social media will be a plus. Looking forward to collaborating with talented meme animators. We have already created the character. We just need him in different scenarios and funny situations related to today's news and current affairs while also addi...

As the project owner, I'm seeking a professional skilled in Pine Script with experience in retrieving code from private scripts on Trading view. The key objectives of this project include: - Extracting the Pine Script code from a specific invite-only script (the script name will be shared privately upon project commencement). Unfortunately, it's currently unknown which specific script to be used, but clarity will be provided as the project progresses. - Discern the implemented functions within the script. The functionalities mainly centered around recognizable trading indicators like Moving averages, Pivots, Fibonacci and MACD. - The code extraction should consider compatibility with variable timeframes. Whilst exact timeframes aren't specified yet, flexibility sho...

I'm in need of a gambling website that offers a comprehensive experience to users. The site should incorporate sports betting, a variety of casino games, and poker. Key features: - Incorporate all three types of gambling activities (Sports betting, Casino games, Poker) under one platform - Provide secure and reliable payment methods including credit/debit cards and cryptocurrency - Ensure the site is user-friendly, engaging, and responsive on different devices - Implement mechanisms for responsible gambling and compliance with relevant regulations I'm looking to have this project completed within a month, so a quick turnaround is necessary. Ideal skills: - Proficiency in full-stack web development - Experience in creating gambling or betting websites - Strong u...

I'm looking for a skilled developer to create a fun and engaging website for my meme token. The website will be a PARODY of a popular Adult website. NO PORN, JUST FUNNY VIDEOS. Key Features: ** Refer ** - Require all functionalities as but with the theme of pornhub website. - Videos will be hosted on youtube with link to our website as per sample. - Other then mainpage with videos there will be 3-4 other pages with general meme token information like tokennomics, Presale (no web3- just a page), Socials, dexscreener chart, Contact us etc. - Require ability for admin to upload videos from time to time. - Ideally use a tech stack like react.js ,node.js so that future web3 developments can be incorporated. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in web development, particularly

Hi, I need a script that scrolls down page and clicks mail buttons then clicks next page then does the same. I think python maybe?

...allow for Create, Read, Update, and Delete operations for the mentioned entities. Admin User Features: - Access Control: The admin user should have the ability to control user access and manage permissions. - Reports Generation: The system should be able to generate exam scheduling reports. I will provide you with the Swaggy API list for this project. The deadline for this project is Saturday night. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficiency in React - Previous experience in building CRUD applications - Understanding of user access control and reporting functionalities - Ability to work with provided APIs - Deadline-oriented with excellent communication. If you're confident in your React skills, have experience in similar projects, and can meet the deadline, I'd l...

I'm looking to bring my YouTube channel, "A Man's Diary", to life with a captivating and cartoon style logo. Key elements to include: - The primary elements of the logo should be an illustrated diary along with a man's hand writing in it, using a fountain pen. - Though the illustration style should lean towards cartoon, the fountain pen should be detailed enough to be clearly reco...ideas whilst also providing professional input. - A solid understanding of YouTube channel branding, and what makes a logo eye-catching yet fitting for the channel. - Experience working with a cool colour palette, especially blues and purples. The logo should be as inviting as it is unique - inviting visitors to discover "A Man's Diary". Together, let's capture ...

We are seeking experienced cybersecurity consultants for a project focused on assessing and enhancing our client's DDoS protection mechanisms, incident response processes and overall security posture. Budget: ~$7000 Location: Riyadh (Onsite) 60 Days Resp...documentation skills for preparing reports and presenting findings - Certifications such as CISSP, OSCP, CISA, CISM, CEH, or equivalent are highly desirable This is a contract-based project with an estimated duration of 60 days, including 45 days for on-site assessments and 15 days for report compilation and completion. If you have the relevant expertise and are passionate about cybersecurity, we invite you to apply for this exciting opportunity to contribute to enhancing our client's security posture and incident re...

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I'm in need of a talented individual who can create high-quality, cartoonish style animated GIFs for my marketing and promotional campaigns. Key Requirements: - Create funny and humorous, yet professional animated GIFs for my promotional and marketing needs. - The GIFs will be used across various platforms such as social media, email marketing campaigns, and website banners. So, they need to be versatile and engaging. - The desired style for these GIFs is 'Cartoonish'. Therefore, experience in creating such content or a strong portfolio in cartoon-style animation is highly desired. Your responsibilities will include: - Conceptualizing and storyboarding the GIFs. - Designing and animating the cartoonish GIFs in a way that is both entertaining and fits the marketing p...

...instructor, for their subjects based on the instructor's predetermined disciplines, then select date/time according to Instructor's calendar availability. There is an ability for the student to schedule a set of sessions for a whole subject or many subjects, with a specific Instructor, then determine date/time according to the Instructor Calendar. The Student who created the session, can also invite other students to his created session(s), in this case the Cost is different & shared. The Online Session: It is an online video lectures, where some teaching tools are shared such as; a white board, text-based materials (eBooks), interactive quizzes, shared screen and Other teaching models (will be discussed personally) Instructor Privileges There are two categorie...

I'm looking for a talented and experienced full-stack developer who can assist me in creating an online casino gaming platform. Below are the main requirements: - Game Types: The platform should feature popular casino games such as slot machines, poker, and roulette. These games should be engaging, interactive, and provide an authentic casino experience. - Design Preferences: While I don't have specific design preferences, it's important that the games are visually appealing and user-friendly. A clean, modern, and sleek design would be ideal. - Simultaneous Players: The platform should be able to handle less than 100 players simultaneously. It's crucial that the games run smoothly and without glitches, offering a seamless experience for users. Ideal skills an...

I'm looking to create a state-of-the-art casino application in React.js. The application will include popular games like slot machines, poker tables, and blackjack tables. A crucial aspect to mimic an authentic casino experience. Design-wise, I want the application to have a sleek, modern aesthetic. It needs to look cutting-edge and attractive to users. Key functionality includes: - User Account Management: Freelancers with experience in implementing features allowing users to create, manage their accounts are desired. - Cash/Token Management: The application will need a system to manage cash or tokens for the games. It requires a safe and secure system to ensure users can easily manage their money within app. Ideal candidates for this project will have experience develop...

Logo Design Contest for Texoma Logistics Innovation Engine Description: We invite talented graphic designers to participate in our contest to redesign the logo for our Texoma Logistics Innovation Engine project. We are looking for a design that simplifies our current logo while retaining a bold and expressive style, suited for a futuristic concept that embodies logistics and innovation. Design Requirements: - Style: Futuristic, yet clean and professional. - Elements to Include: - All four modes of transportation: freight truck, drone, speed train, and cargo ship. - A circular motif. - Color palette: light blue, dark blue, white, and black. - Exclusions: Absolutely NO AI-generated drawings. Original designs only. And please do not give us the exact same design as we before. ...

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Vanakkam Editing Enthusiastic, I hope this message finds you well. I'm reaching out because I'm in search of a talented YouTube editor based in Bangalore for a Tamil cooking channel who knows Tamil language both read and write. Here's a brief overview of what I'm looking for: Experience in editing cooking videos, particularly Tamil cuisine. Proficiency in latest video editing software and AI tools. Ability to add subtitles in both Tamil and English. Creativity in enhancing video quality and engagement. If this opportunity interests you, I'd love to discuss further details, including compensation and workflow. Feel free to reach out if you have any questions or if you'd like to see samples of our content. Looking forward to potentially collaborating...

I'm in need of a creative and experienced comedy content writer to help me produce humorous content for my YouTube channel. Specifically, I'm looking for content similar to 'FUN WITH TAVISHI'. Key ...content writer to help me produce humorous content for my YouTube channel. Specifically, I'm looking for content similar to 'FUN WITH TAVISHI'. Key Requirements: - Content: Create original, engaging and humorous content for YouTube shorts. The content should be suitable for a all age group. - Length: The shorts should be less than 2 minutes long. This means you should be able to deliver punchy, funny content within a short timeframe. it can be message type /emotional of story .it should be like below .

I'm in need of a virtual photo and video shoot for a couple, and separately, for the next 4-5 days. Key requirements include: - Experience in boudoir an...virtual photo and video shoot for a couple, and separately, for the next 4-5 days. Key requirements include: - Experience in boudoir and erotica photography and videography - Ability to capture intimate moments, including makeout scenes - Virtual shoot experience is a plus - Ideal time slots would be during the night, and the expected duration would be 1-2 hours per day. It's crucial for the freelancer to be comfortable with capturing intimate moments, understanding lighting for night photography, and having a creative eye for boudoir and erotica shoots. If you have a portfolio showcasing similar work, that ...

As we aim to streamline our Sales and Marketing operations, I'm seeking a seasoned freelancer with strong expertise in Odoo setup, specifically for CRM, Sales and Email Marketing modules. If you are adept at setting up these Odoo modules, I invite you to bid on this project. Key Responsibilities: - Configuring CRM, Sales, and Email Marketing modules in Odoo - Providing guidance on whether any specific customizations or configurations are needed Ideal Skills: - Extensive experience in Odoo setup - Strong understanding of CRM, Sales, and Email Marketing modules - Able to provide clear and concise guidance Our primary users will be our Sales and Marketing teams, so experience in setting up Odoo for these specific teams is desirable. Your job will be to ensure the setup ali...

I want to migrate my website to hostinger in the philippines as soon as possible. Actually I want to update my situation and invite new bids: how to streamline my situation: 1. Migrate equaleartth from gate to hostinger Philippines. Hosted in my name. 2. Transfer my domain vanxilefpaintings from gate to my plan with in the Philippines 3. Upload text and about 500 pictures to my website 4. Can you do this and how much will you bid?

I'm currently seeking a marketing specialist with extensive experience promoting female oriented, high fashion apparels. Key Responsibilities: - Devise marketing strategies targeting women interested in modest fashion - Implement promotional campaigns focusing on high fashion apparel -social media marketing inc. ads management -influencer outreach and management...outreach and management -SEO capabilities on social media and website Ideal Candidate: - Experience in promoting women's fashion - Familiarity with marketing high-end, fashion-forward apparel - Proficient in trend spotting and fashion aesthetics - Excellent understanding of the fashion industry and specifically high fashion brands If you fit this profile and are passionate about fashion, I invite you to s...

Hello, this is a simple task. One of my friend got french nationality after 7 years live in France. All he want write a simple and nice text for post all of his social media profile to tell his story.. little bit motivations will appreciate on the text. 500 words maximum. If possible give a photo with textes. But no obligation.. ask all the questions need to ask in private. Small budget. Thanks.

I need help for the layout, to comply with the APA 7th rules and to check the wording and spelling mistakes. Ideal Skills and Experience: Knowledge of the APA rules Mastering the layout and fluent in english It's important that the article is not only well-written, but also well-structured and free of errors.

I am looking for an artistic designer who can create a realistic t-shirt design where a face of our choice is superimposed onto Gollum, the character from 'Lord of the Rings', who is hoarding over phone chargers. This original and funny shirt is intended to convey a lighthearted message about our constant need for chargers. Ideal skills and experience: - Expertise in graphic design and illustration - Proficient in image manipulation techniques - Familiarity with the concept of superimposing - Understanding of the character "Gollum" from The Lord of the Rings - A strong aesthetic sense As for our time frame: we have no strict deadline, so the priority here is quality rather than speed. We appreciate your creativity and look forward to seeing your designs!

I'm looking for a designer to create a funny, bright and colorful T-shirt design that incorporates popular memes. - You should be able to leverage existing popular memes in a fresh and creative way, resulting in a design that's both visually appealing and sure to make people smile. - An understanding of color theory and how to use bright and colorful palettes is a must to ensure the design pops on the shirt. - Experience with designing for print on demand services or T-shirt printing is a plus, as the final design should be easily translatable to a physical product. Please share your portfolio demonstrating your experience with both humor and color, and ideally, any previous T-shirt design work you've done.

Title: Seeking Expert for Image-to-Text Conversion and Object Identification Integration for Conveyor System Optimization Description: We are seeking a skilled freelancer to assist in enhancing our product identification process within our conveyor system. As our product does not feature a barcode, we require expertise in image-to-text conversion and object identification tech...will be tasked with developing a system that seamlessly integrates with our conveyor system to optimize the efficiency of our purchase and sales operations. This project presents an exciting opportunity for individuals proficient in image processing, text recognition, and conveyor system automation. If you possess the necessary skills and are ready to contribute to streamlining our operations, we invite you...

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...who can write 20 Papers - each Paper at least 5 pages describing the critical tasks and AI Solutions on monitoring tools and Data Analytics. Each paper should consist of all the categories as attached sample along with diagrams and References. Attaching one Sample Paper for Reference. Key Responsibilities: - These Papers should be 100% plagiarism free and should not be detected under any AI Detectors - Should be able to Write Papers 20 Papers Total - 5 pages in each Paper - Explain the task in detail along with diagrams (Attaching the Sample) I'm looking for someone with: - Proficient English skills for clear communication. - Experience in data analysis, and the APM, Customer Experience tools. - Strong problem-solving skills and attention to detail. - Ability to s...

...fonts & colors, and altering data display formats will be highly appreciated. Don't hesitate to place your bid if you can deliver this effectively and efficiently. This is fairly simple task each year but neither of us have time to do this today and we are in a time crunch. Are you or someone at BDO available to modify this asap. Right now, a couple of us are working until the middle of the night for the past 2-3 weeks. The import xml file for pell and the style sheet with of all the fields we need is attached. The vb code is below that generates the file. To run the program we launch a batch file in the c:xml folder on the local machines Usually it is just 3 lines of code to change in the below vb code each year. The

...attached files and ). It will probably also allow me to manually create the flowchart one step at a time. There are three possibilities below: A (write app), B (find app) and C (find website). For B and C I will: 1. Milestone $5 and immediately release it to pay your FL fee when I hire you. 2. Milestone $10 for you to provide B or C below. 3. Release the $10 when you produce B or C. 4. Repeat 2-3 for each additional B or C that I need. For B or C you might have to ask the vendor/website for an example of a flowchart and a file that is uploaded to produce it, if you don't see it on their website. A. You write an app to do this. Tell me how it will work (formal spec) and the cost. B. You find an app to do this this and I will buy it from the vendor. Provide me: a...

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...this script to feel like a casual chat between friends, not a boring video simply stating facts. The tone should be light, engaging, and sprinkled with a touch of humor or irony here and there. Here's what we're aiming for: - Tone and Style: Think of telling a fascinating story to a friend over coffee. Your script should be conversational, lively, and engaging. Although we're not looking for a "funny" video per se, feel free to throw in witty remarks or playful jokes to keep things interesting. - Content Points: * You have complete creative control over the content and structure of the script. * Script Length: Minimum 1,800 words. Retention is key on Youtube, so make sure every word invites our viewers deeper into the story, keeping them hooked from s...

I'm looking for a Virtual Assistant to grab leads, I’ll send material on how. It’s pretty simple. We'll specifically be targeting those who work in the nightlife industry and going down the research rabbit hole on Instagram. Ultimately I'm trying to sell high end social media services and night life people have access to a wealthy Rolodex so my goal is to gain a bunch of affiliates from this. Key Responsibilities: - Find mini partners (affiliates) in nightlife: vip hosts, promoters, club managers club partner companies, etc. - Inputing the above prospects info (names and emails) on a google excel sheet Skills and Experience: - Fast - Critical Thinker - Proficiency in using Instagram for business research - Experience in lead generation - Bonus: Familiar...

...music club night. The theme of the night is futuristic, so the design should reflect this concept. Key Elements: - Please refer to the inspiration photos in the attachments - Use abstract shapes and lines to give the design a modern edge Color Scheme: - I am particularly interested in metallic colors to enhance the futuristic theme -No neon colours Ideal Skills: - Graphic design with a strong portfolio in event poster creation - Proficiency in using abstract shapes and lines to create eye-catching designs - Experience in working with metallic color schemes would be a plus. I am looking for a designer who can bring a fresh and innovative approach to this project, so please include relevant samples of your work in your bid. Event specifics Headline title: Fragments|...

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I'm looking for an experienced and ...Roderick, a driven soul being enveloped by an evil night-godess who demands blood; Achilies, a smiling, hedonistic paladin of the sun godess Dol Arrah who is quite the womaniser: Garrick; a lost noble searching for his families' redemption and grappling with the chaos preseted in the surrounding dark mists; and Hammer; a 6"9 man-machine grappling with his un-humanity and using big-data to generate a more human bios to live by (who also has a metal flying friend that should feature some way, possibly dying). They travel a dark, worried land, fighting undead beast, dark shadows and an evil Vampire overlord called Straahd, who carelessly toys with their lives and mocks their efforts to destroy him... Something I can surprise the boys...

I'm looking for an experienced soundman or soundwoman to oversee the audio for my wedding's band at Brahman Hills, Kwazulu-Natal, scheduled to occur on April 17, 2025. Here's what the job involves: - Sound support for a 4-5 piece band. This involves managin...medium-sized venue, suitable for 50-100 guests. - Setup and tear down of sound equipment, so being able to provide your own transport is a must. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Prior experience handling sound for a band. - Can demonstrate ability to tackle unexpected sound issues. - Experience in setting up and dismantling equipment swiftly and professionally. I am counting on your expertise to make the night sound perfect. Don't miss this chance to participate in a joyous event and ensure its success...

I'm in need of a video editor with a knack for creating engaging personal video montages. My project involves: - Combining family, travel, and event videos into a compelling montage. - All footage provided is under 3 hours in total. - The preferred editing style is funny/comical with special effects and music. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in modern video editing software. - Experience in creating personal/family video montages. - Excellent sense of pace and timing. - Ability to craft narrative within a music video framework. - A keen eye for detail and a creative mind are a must to transform our precious memories into an attractive video montage. - sense of humour