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** Urgent Need ** I need 1 Script Description Content every day each one will be short 100-200 Words. Video Will be provided. Content Topic/Type Example: The Content should be like this type of topic and 100% unique and related to the subject. All the content should be well-researched and have accurate information. The budget is $10 Per Content. Newbies are highly welcomed.

Seeking talented kid singers, aged between 8-12 years old, for an animated song in ENGLISH...Please answer the following questions when submitting a proposal: 1- Are you available to record vocals for all three roles (girl, boy, chorus) promptly, as we aim to finalize the recording as soon as possible? 2- Do you have the capability to provide recordings for each of the required roles (girl, boy, chorus), based on our melody, ensuring high-quality audio? 3- Would you be willing to provide a short demo recording based on our lyrics, allowing us to assess your suitability for the project before hiring you? 4- Could you please provide a portfolio showcasing the singing abilities of all the kids who will be participating in the project (girl, boy, chorus), to ensure they meet the desire...

We are looking to hire a Go High Level expert to help us transition our company to GHL. We have 6 ...email marketing campaign (infrastructure only) Creating a automated payment system for booking Integrating & optimizing Google Ads within GHL Setting up Analytics/Google Play Store/Apple Store info You must understand: Go High Level Wordpress Gravity Forms Elementor WhatsApp API We want to possibly close out: Thrive Leads Brevo Tidio Hiver We may also want to integrate: 8x8 Phone System A SMS marketing system This job is hourly, and you will be in meetings with our team next week. We will continue until the job is complete. Our staff members are here to 100% support you and our team through this transition. We will be working non-stop to create what is necessary to do thi...

I'm in need of a compelling, inspirational, and motivational short bio for my professional portfolio. Key aspects of this project include: - **Purpose:** The bio is specifically for my professional portfolio. - **Tone:** I am looking to strike a balance between being inspirational and motivational. - **Content:** The bio must encompass my key career achievements and personal anecdotes. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in writing professional bios. - Ability to blend career achievements with engaging personal anecdotes. - Proficiency in crafting motivational and inspirational content.

Project Details Project Title: Logo Creation – Create a memorable business logo for an eCommerce business Create a professional, serious, short and sweet to the point logo that is simple, unique and memorable: - Proficient in creative design - Creative and out of the box thinker - savvy with social media platforms and trends - Excellent writing skills with the ability to create engaging and attention-grabbing content - Knowledge of branding and marketing principles - Experience in managing and growing social media accounts - Understanding of target audience and ability to tailor content accordingly Scope of Work: - Create a professional simple, unique, and memorable logo - Develop creative and compelling logo that resonates with the target audience - Think about the logo an...

France French Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native France French speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 89 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 5$ for 89 short sentences record. 4. The project will take about 10-15 mins only. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

German Recording project We have a project, that needs Native German speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 89 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 8$ for 89 short sentences record. 4. The project will take about 10-15 mins only. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

Italian Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Italian speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 89 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 5$ for 89 short sentences record. 4. The project will take about 10-15 mins only. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

I'm in need of 2 casual staff members for a property styling job that's set to last for a day. Here are the details: - I need 2 hi...members for a property styling job that's set to last for a day. Here are the details: - I need 2 highly motivated and skilled individuals who can work together effectively to ensure the property is presented in the best possible manner. - making, ironing and dressing beds, experience in interior decoration, furniture moving, cleaning, and preparation would be highly beneficial. - The job is short-term and requires a great level of focus and dedication to complete within the given time frame. Ideal candidates should have previous experience in a similar role and be able to work efficiently and effectively to ensure the property is s...

I need a talented interior designer who can give my medium-sized kitchen and mudroom an instant modern makeover within a short time frame. Being proficient in modern interior design, your work should focus on aesthetics as well as functionality. Foresight on the latest trends and fresh ideas in modern kitchen and mudroom design is crucial. Ideal freelancer should have: - A portfolio with modern kitchen and mudroom designs - Good time management skills to meet tight deadlines - Ability to maximize space utilization in medium-sized rooms - Expertise in 3D modeling and designing software Please read description. If there are any questions please post it in the comment section.

I'm seeking a skilled video editor to assist with my Youtube content. The videos are typically short, usually under 5 minutes. Key Responsibilities: - Implement advanced editing techniques, including effects and transitions - Edit video content to enhance viewer engagement Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in advanced video editing - Proficiency in editing short-form content - Strong understanding of Youtube's audience engagement strategies

Proofreading and editing of 7000 word research article. Area of Research: Linguistics You are supposed to edit a paper in accordance with Editor's Recommendations Budget: $70 - $100 Be available for a short test

...upcoming event. Key Responsibilities: - Photo Editing: Enhance, retouch, and manipulate images to create visually appealing content for my event. - Video Editing: Edit and compile video content to create engaging videos for promoting the event. - Logo Design: Create a unique and eye-catching logo for the event, ensuring it reflects the theme and purpose effectively. - Video & Youtube Ads: Develop short, impactful video ads for use on social media and YouTube to attract attendees. Here's what I need: - High-quality editing and design skills - A good understanding of brand promotion and event marketing - A creative and innovative approach to design and video creation - Ability to meet deadlines consistently - Experience in creating promotional materials is a plus The pr...

I'm looking for a creative photo editor who can artistically place our pets into fo...attire. Your creativity is very welcome. - The edited photos should be as photo-realistic as possible. I don't want an abstract or cartoon aesthetic. - I'd prefer if the outfits are varied – some adding tuxedos, some incorporating dresses, and some according to your artistic vision. The ideal candidate should have: - Extensive experience in photo editing - A creative mind for dressing up pets in funny yet stylish ways - Ability to produce photo-realistic edits - Good reviews of similar projects You don't have to be a pet lover to take this project, but it would definitely be a plus! Your proposal should include links to similar works you've done before. I look forw...

...personalities of our interviewees - Strong video editing skills - Proficiency in producing interview or 'person on the street' type content. - Ability to meet a weekly video production deadline, approx 30 mins of content, in 6 x 3min interviews put together into one show, but also in seperate interviews. We have done something similar in Australia in the following times. 1. One off task - Create a short intro segment for The HOTLINE show - Hot issues that need discussing in Wellington that will then be used to promote the interviews coming up, to get people excited, to subscribe, join up etc.. (4 hours initially to create) 2. Weekly task - Recieve the footage on Friday at 3pm, and create The HOTLINE show ready to upload on Sunday at 10am. (4/5 hours to join all inte...

Hi, I need a minimalistic brand identy (logo brand, short logo, business paper template and business card). The logo is based at the font Futura PT Medium with an additional 0,25mm outline.

...that are best for expert adult readers. For a literacy project, we want to develop 2-3 fonts that speed up reading for beginners. We are looking for a skilled font designer who can use font development software to develop some fonts that are: 1- simple in form, without serifs, and have normal, thick, and bold forms (Italic is not needed). 2- well-spaced and has good proportions between tall and short letters in linear Arabic. 3- consider the spacing between the letters and the different vowels (harakat) that come above or under the letters of the same word. The font we want will be used extensively with harakat. So the designer must ensure that the harakat are well placed in case of the connected and disconnected letters. 4- One of the created fonts should also consider the bot...

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I'm in need of a talented cartoonist who can create vibrant, funny and exaggerated caricatures in a traditional, hand-drawn style for my corporate events. Key requirements: - **Caricature Style**: The primary requirement is that your caricatures should be 'Cartoonish' in nature. It's essential that you can deliver a style that is humorous, quirky, and suitable for a light-hearted atmosphere. - **Purpose**: The caricatures will be used for an engagement party, so they should be appropriate for a professional setting but can lean into certain inappropriateness for humour purposes. - **Format**: I am looking for the caricatures in physical form, not digital. You'll need to create them on paper or other suitable medium so they can be handed out and taken home...

I have a long book and I would love to proofread the first paragraph to make it better and error free. I will award the project to suitable person who can meet my expectation with their professional work. Thank you!

...an another user. Page #1 can be used. b. View of Users and Assign Roles, Permission. Status, Last Login, Date Created/Updated/Deleted. 5 Logs - Admin to view the logs of all the users - like when they logged in , what actions they did for audit purpose. Just a view and search screen 1. Registration & Cancellation & View & Update 2. Configure Mail Communication email IDs. 3. Optional SMS functionality based on Company Radio or Yes/No selection. 4. Ensure all necessary fields from the initial idea to customer engagement are included. 5. Real time machine availability with color coding on calendar. Red: Busy - This time slot is unavailable for meetings or appointments. Amber: Tentative - This time slot might be available, but needs confirmation before b...

I'm in need of a skilled video shooter to create a short promotional video for our hospital. Person must be from Delhi. The purpose of this video is to engage our audience and communicate the essence of our hospital. I am looking for an engaging, high quality video resolution.

I'm looking for a professional video editor who has an ...and how to maintain their interest throughout the video. - Creativity: Ability to think outside the box and create visually appealing videos that are in line with the brand and resonate with the target audience. - Punctuality: I need videos on a regular basis, so the ability to deliver work within specified time frames is crucial. - Previous Experience: Prior experience with creating and editing short social media videos is a big plus. The videos I usually create are less than a minute long. If you have experience in video editing and social media content creation, and you're confident in your ability to deliver engaging, high-quality video content, I would love to see some of your previous work. Looking forward ...

I am seeking a talented videographer to help create a cinematic fashion reel. This short yet impactful video should be less than one minute long, capturing the essence of fashion in a dynamic and captivating way. Key Responsibilities: - Shooting and editing a short, cinematic fashion reel - Creating engaging visuals that beautifully captures me with scenic Parisian background The ideal freelancer for this project would be someone with: - Experience in creating fashion reels or similar projects - Exceptional videography and editing skills - A strong aesthetic sense and able to produce cinematic style visuals - Ability to film in Paris Please share your previous work samples or reels when placing your bid. Looking forward to creating something beautiful together.

Hi Daniel, I came across your profile and I have a project for you if interested. We're a translation company from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. Our client has pre-translated a file in Spanish, but not by a native speaker. We think they used AI but the quality isn't bad, probably because it contains mostly short sentences. We need this file to be proofread, but there's quite a lot of repetitions in the content, so use of a CAT will be important (from Spanish to Spanish ). We have the English file as well of course, so you can compare it to English, but using the CAT ES to ES will enable you to use translation memory so you can avoid having to check and change many repeating lines. It's for Spanish for Spain, it's 6736 words of which 4872 unique and we'd l...

I’m looking for a creative individual who can piece together an emotional short video (1-2 minutes) for Mother's Day using my personal photos. The video style should convey a sentimental, emotional feel, resonating with the overall theme of Mother's Day. * The video should be set to a popular song which will play in the background. The right selection should enhance the emotional connection and mood of the video. * Exceptional video editing skills are required. A keen sense of timing is essential to align photos with the rhythm and beats of the song. * Experience in creating personalized videos with an emotional edge and understanding of Mother's Day significance will be a plus. This project requires both creativity and technical proficiency in video editing t...

I'm seeking a skilled video editor who can help me create short, engaging cinematic-style videos that focus on cryptocurrency. Key Responsibilities: - Edit raw video footage into polished, professional videos - Incorporate a cinematic style that captivates the viewer - Ensure consistent quality and branding across videos Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in video editing, ideally for YouTube - Expertise in creating cinematic-style content - Familiarity with the cryptocurrency subject matter is a plus - Ability to work efficiently to deliver videos under 5 minutes in length The ideal candidate will be able to enhance my raw footage with their editing skills, ensuring that the final product is engaging for viewers interested in cryptocurrency.

I am in need of a content creator for our real estate listings, for our New Construction Town Homes in Houston, TX. The ideal writer should be able to create engaging, friendly and welcoming content that resonates with first-time homebuyers. It will be a couple of Short Videos showcasing the Floorplan. Key requirements include: - Crafting engaging content - Ensuring the content is friendly and welcoming in tone - Prior experience in real estate marketing content is highly preferred - Understanding of the homebuying process and first-time homebuyer psychology Please provide samples of previous work related to real estate, if possible. I am looking forward to seeing your proposals.

Spanish Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Spanish speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record just 20 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 3USD For 40 short sentences recording. Every sentences is 2 word. Note : Need only Male Spanish speakers for this project. If you are interested please let me know sure.I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

I include here two Illustrator (.AI) files. One is a product logo, the other is text. I also include a .wav sound file. I want to get a short video in two formats: MP4 and also an Adobe Premiere project file which I can use as an introduction to a number of training videos related to the scleralink product. I would expect the video to be no longer than 15 seconds. You can use your artistic talent to combine the graphic / sound / text. I would also be happy if you come up with a different sound but it must be professional-level.

... - Generate comprehensive reports for various stakeholders, including management, store personnel, production team, site engineers, etc. - Reports may include inventory status, project-wise material usage, stock alerts, etc. 10. **Stock Alerts:** - Implement stock alert mechanisms to notify users when inventory levels fall below a certain threshold. - Alerts can be sent via email, SMS, or displayed within the software dashboard. This software solution would require a database backend to store all relevant data and a user-friendly interface for easy interaction. You could develop it using Microsoft Access, incorporating forms, queries, reports, and VBA (Visual Basic for Applications) for automation and customization. Consider consulting with stakeholders and users ...

PLEASE NOTE: CARIBBEAN, CENTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICA ONLY. *Your location will be tested and if short-listed we'd conduct a short phone interview. We're looking for assistance in fashion curation, to curate outfits from brands like Shein and Fashion Nova. You’d create themed outfits for men, and women (including plus size), and contribute to our weekly publication. You should have a keen eye for trends, outfit color matching, and the ability to work independently. An example task would be where you’ll be given a headline (Island Chic: 15 Budget-Friendly Tropical Spring Trends) and a fashion brief detailing the desired vision, objectives, and brands for the Curation project. In short - You'll read the brief and based on the headline and detail...

...video that reflects the same level of quality. - Duration: The video should be exactly 15 seconds long. This requires a deep understanding of pacing and visual storytelling to deliver a powerful message in a short amount of time. - Target Audience: The video must appeal to young adults in the 21-35 age group. This means the visuals, sound design, and overall aesthetic must resonate with this demographic. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in video editing software and tools - Strong background in visual effects, music and sound design, and cinematography - Experience in creating short, engaging videos for the liquor or luxury brands - Understanding of marketing and the ability to deliver a video that will appeal to the target demographic - Strong attention to detai...

...video that reflects the same level of quality. - Duration: The video should be exactly 15 seconds long. This requires a deep understanding of pacing and visual storytelling to deliver a powerful message in a short amount of time. - Target Audience: The video must appeal to young adults in the 21-35 age group. This means the visuals, sound design, and overall aesthetic must resonate with this demographic. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in video editing software and tools - Strong background in visual effects, music and sound design, and cinematography - Experience in creating short, engaging videos for the liquor or luxury brands - Understanding of marketing and the ability to deliver a video that will appeal to the target demographic - Strong attention to detai...

...Restaurant duties are different – there will be 4 shifts. And 3 halls. Each hall has maximum number of duties…..waiters need to assigned to those duties….and cleaning boys need to be assigned to cleaning duties…..see the “Floor Staff” sheet in the attached excel file. Summary report for floor staff….with total man hours, ots etc….refer the “Floor Staff” sheet in the attached excel file. Need to send sms to present employees and owner on submitting the duty roster. Note: these are tentative requirements as we discuss and develop we get good shape. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in web development and designing web-based forms - Familiarity with popular web languages JavaScript, CSS, and HTML - Un...

I'm seeking an experienced fullstack web developer with proficiency in HTML/CSS, JavaScript, RESTful web services, and MySQL to create a website with a minimalist a...* HTML/CSS * JavaScript * web services (REST) * MySQL * Website design with a minimalist aesthetic I am looking for a freelancer who can help me customize existing web based applications and make additions to them. The application already contains similar two forms. Preferred Programming Language: - Javascript, Jquery, Angular 1, C#,css, bootstrap Timeline: - The timeline for this project is short-term, ranging from 1 to 3 weeks. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in the preferred programming language - Experience in customizing existing applications - Ability to understand and implement additions to t...

I have a short video that needs some basic editing. It's less than 10 minutes long. Key Requirements: - Trim unnecessary parts - Add smooth transitions - Basic audio editing Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in video editing software - Previous experience with similar projects - Good sense of timing and visual appeal

Turkish Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Turkish speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 110 short sentences. you just need to open the platform link, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 4$ for 110 short sentences record. 3. Payment after received feedback, It will take time 1-2 weeks. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

I'm in need of a specialist who can build me a Windows-based desktop application for QR code generation and reading. This app will be primarily used for tracking manufacturing products. Key features I'm looking for include: - Material Master: This should possess capabilities to control the inventory...should facilitate tracking products shipped from our manufacturing unit. The ideal candidate for this project should be proficient in app development, specifically for Windows, and have a keen understanding of QR code systems. Experience in manufacturing industry software development will be highly appreciated. A strong background in developing inventory control systems is also beneficial. In short, I need an organized, easy-to-operate, and efficient QR system to manage ...

I'm in need of an experienced animator for a short 3D animation that will be shared on social media. Key Requirements: - 3D Animation: The animation must be created in 3D, as this style best fits our vision for the project. - Conciseness: The animation needs to be less than 1 minute in duration, so the ability to convey the message effectively in a brief format is crucial. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven Experience: I'm looking for someone with a strong portfolio of 3D animations, particularly those suitable for social media. - Creativity: The ability to bring fresh and engaging ideas to the project is highly desired. If you're an animator who excels in creating short, impactful 3D animations for social media purposes, I'd love to hear from y...

I am in need of an experienced video editor to help me with my video editing requirements. Key tasks: - Editing videos with a duration of less than 10 minutes - Crafting a seamless, engaging viewing experience Ideal skill set: - Proficiency in video editing software - A keen eye for detail - Ability to stick to deadlines Please provide a portfolio of your past works for a more accurate evaluation. I am open to discussing the project in more detail.

Good morning, from Everent () we are looking for a full stack developer to carry out a significant web structure change. We aim to replicate the current structure of to enhance the SEO positioning of our website. On the homepage, all "types of activities" should ...only the province name changing accordingly. I'm attaching some images of how Yumping currently implements this, which might help streamline the process. The rest of the functionalities observable on Yumping are not necessary. Visually, it should be adapted to fit seamlessly with the rest of our website, which still requires several improvements. In addition to this "project," we have more short-term needs that we would like to discuss with you in case you are the selected candidate. THAN...

I'm seeking an experienced C# developer to port a python webapp app to a C# web app (most likely ASP .NET with RazorPages). There is no database, all the data comes from an existing API. Key Skills & Experience Required: - understanding the fastapi + jinja templates (python based) - Hands-on ...RESTful APIs using C# - simple and clean code - data serialisation The entire app has 100 lines of code + ca 100 lines of HTML template There are 3 buttons and about 6 endpoints Task: GIVEN: A simple webapp in python (fastapi + jinja) RESULT: - A webapp with the same functionality based on C# - it should be easy to understand / clean code - data serialisation as in the python app / template - short documentation (dependencies/install/deploy) Only apply if you actually kn...

I require a proficient video editor to produce a compelling, short-format video specifically tailored for a social media influencer persona. The final product should be less than a minute long to engage viewers and facilitate quick sharing. Key Responsibilities: - Seamlessly incorporate different visual elements and effects that align with the influencer persona - Tailor the video to be optimal for Instagram and YouTube platforms Ideal candidate: - Experienced in editing short-form videos for social media - Knowledgeable in audience engagement strategies on Instagram and YouTube - Capable of conveying a persona effectively through video stylistic choices.

Hello, we have a short short work for a CAD profile I'm in need of a skilled draftsman or drafter who can convert an image into a basic-level detailed DWG file in order for it to be cut out of sheet metal using a plasma cutter. The DWG file won't require any high-end detailing, only basic-level detailing as it's focused on having the right design, ready for plasma cutting on sheet metal. You won't have to worry about specific physical dimensions as the final cutout will be scaled based on the file itself. Key elements of this project include: - Basic-level detailing - just enough to ensure the image can be accurately reproduced in the DWG file. - Abilities in image to Cad conversion - for plasma cutting. - Understanding of scalable drawings - no specif...

I'm in need of a professional logo animator with experience in creating short animations for social media platforms. Key Deliverables: - A 5-second logo animation designed specifically for social media use. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in logo animation, particularly for social media - Ability to create captivating and engaging animations within a short time frame - Strong understanding of current social media design trends - Proficiency in relevant animation software Please note: The style of the animation (2D, 3D, motion graphics) is yet to be defined, so a versatile animator with experience in various styles would be a plus. Looking forward to seeing your portfolio and previous work in this area. WHATEVER YOU BID IS THE BID. NO NEGOTIATING....

I am in need of a proficient and talented artist with a knack for conceptualizing my idea and matching the elements of my vision of what I am describing in a very short, simple script. Your task will be to create an illustration that captures the essence of a dream involving two characters. Ideal Skills: - Expertise in realistic styled drawing - Dreamscapes and merging of realistic and fantasy - Ability to translate story themes into visual artwork - Experience in character illustration - Great communicator - focus on the integrity of the desired expression Requirements: - Illustration must reflect a romantic theme - Artwork should include two characters - The drawing should adhere to the guidelines provided concerning the story details and character roles. Your artistry w...

I need a video creator who is well-versed in creating short, captivating promotional videos. Key Requirements: - The video can only run for 30-45 seconds. - The content of the video is to excite customers about our limited time offer: with every pack of Strongarm purchased, customers win incredible prizes and assured cash back. The faster they buy, the more they win. - The aim is to entice the audience to act quickly and buy our products. - The video should follow a certain visual style, akin to provided campaign creatives. - The target audience are Hindi-speaking soybean farmers, thus the language used in the video will be Hindi. Ideal candidate skills: - Mastery in short promotional video creation. - Proficiency in the Hindi language. - Ability to create content that ...

I'm looking for a professional company that can deliver a wide range of digital marketing and development services. The ideal provider should have strong experience and expertise in the following areas: - Social Media Advertising: Proficient in advertising on YouTube and other social sites. Must have a deep understanding of audience targeting, ad design, and budget optimization. - C...Key Requirements: - Strong portfolio demonstrating capabilities in the above services. - Experience in developing and implementing successful digital marketing strategies. - Ability to create detailed and customized project proposals tailored to our needs. The project has an urgent timeline, so the successful freelancer should be able to start immediately and deliver high-quality work within a short...

I need an experienced engineer in Jasmin SMS gateway. We have Jasmin ready on our server, we need to handle all MT/MO messages in our endpoint/database, we already handle all MT messages via our interceptor script. Problem: we need to handle message statuses too Task: Provide a Python script to handle message statuses, and demonstrate that it works! Important! We know that is it possible to get DLR via http API, our users use smpp only for now, we need to handle messages from both http/smpp