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We are a british/filipino family based in Spain. I'm in need of a reliable VA for maximum 10 hours per month who is fluent in English, Spanish, and Tagalog to manage a number of tasks for my family based in Spain. Roles & Responsibilities: - Assisting with the planning and arrangement of travel, - Communicating and liaising with Spanish companies, - Coordinating Restaurant reservations, - Handling business matters related to the Philippines (where we have roots). It’s essential that you’re comfortable with proactively managing these tasks, and can effectively handle communications in at least English and Spanish. Experience in travel planning, would be a bonus. Your role will predominantly involve supporting the day to day running of family admin so...
I am seeking a skilled English-Russian translator for the translation of a metallurgical document. Key Requirements: - Translate a metallurgical introduction from English to Russian. - The translation is needed for personal use, and must be done accurately and professionally. - The project must be completed within one week. - The translated document should be sent via email. Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in English to Russian translation. - Background in metallurgy would be an advantage. - Ability to work under tight deadlines. - Excellent communication skills. I'm looking for someone who can handle this task efficiently and deliver high-quality results.
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I'm in immediate need of a dynamic and artistic CV design. Here's what I'm looking for: - The design should be highly creative and artistic in nature. I want a CV that stands out from the crowd, something that is a visual representation of my skills and experiences. - The CV should include sections for Education and qualifications, Work experience and Skills and certifications. The...navigate. I'm looking for a designer who is not only skilled in graphic design, but also has experience in designing CVs. The ideal candidate should be able to balance creativity and professionalism, creating a unique design that still maintains a level of corporate appeal. I need this project completed as soon as possible, so please only apply if you're able to deliver high qualit...
I'm looking for a video content creator who can create less than one-minute long explainer, tutorial, and promotional videos. The videos are intended for an adult audience, so the tone, language, and visual elements should suit that demographic. You should be experienced in: - Crafting engaging and concise video content - Developing explainer and promotional videos - Creating tuto...experienced in: - Crafting engaging and concise video content - Developing explainer and promotional videos - Creating tutorial videos - Understanding and targeting adult audiences Please provide examples of your previous work, particularly any videos targeted at adults or projects with similar brief lengths. Remember, the key is to effectively communicate information and evoke interest within a shor...
I'm seeking a qualified English teacher who can help teenagers (13-19 years) achieve fluency in both spoken and written English. Key Requirements: - Proficient in teaching English to teenagers. - Able to conduct group classes with engaging content. - Possess excellent communication and interpersonal skills. Ideal Candidate: - Experienced in teaching English to teenagers. - Knowledgeable in language learning techniques. - Previous experience in creating engaging lesson plans. - Understanding of the importance of both spoken and written English proficiency. - Excellent communication and interpersonal skills.
I'm looking for an expert who can flawlessly integrate Walmart API into my existing PHP-based website. Although I've left some questions unanswered, the successful candidate needs to be proficient in the following: - Walmart AP...Walmart API. - PHP: My website is currently PHP-based. So, you should have experience with PHP language. - Product Information Retrieval: I might require assistance in retrieving product information using Walmart API, so any previous experience is a bonus. - Inventory and Order Management: You may also need to ensure efficient monitoring of inventory levels and process orders/track shipments. In short, someone having comprehensive knowledge of Walmart API, PHP, and inventory/order management will be an ideal fit. Troubleshooting skills would...
I'm in need of an experienced video editor to help me create a short, engaging promotional video for real estate listing in Jamaica.
I am in need of a skilled certified translator who can translate 5 certificates from Spanish to English and from 3 Portuguese to English. Key Requirements: - Language proficiency: You should be a native Spanish speaker and Portuguese speaker or have highly advanced proficiency in the language, with a strong grasp of English as well. - Certification: Prior experience in translating certificates, diplomas, or any other official documents is highly preferable. He/She should be able to certified the translation for USCIS, NVC (Inmigration) - Attention to detail: The translated content should be accurate, error-free and maintain the original format. If you have the necessary skills and experience, please provide a sample of your previous translation work and a competitiv...
I'm looking for a skilled video editor to work on a short video Only around 3 minutes. The main tasks are trimming and cutting the video, adding text or captions in a modern and minimalistic style, and removing background noise. High Quality MP4 Format Output. I will give you around 14 raw recording files(Mp4) ranging from 5 sec to 1 min. of 2 people doing business introduction. They come in order all you have to do is trim, edit, and make nice transition between sentences and prepare for full production as a 1 single video. There will be Text displayed in bottom left showing Name and Title or 2 people speaking for about 5 sec. This should not take you any longer than 1.5 - 2 hours. Zip File is in Google Drive you can download which is less than 1GB. Key Requirements: - Prof...
I'm seeking an experienced animator to help me create a short, less than 1-minute, black and white animated sketch drawing video for my script. I need someone who can use AI generated sketch tools to create sketches (simple grey tones) being drawn as a narration plays Key Requirements: - Video Length: Less than 1 minute - Animation Style: Black and white - Script: I will provide a complete script for the video Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in sketch drawing animation - Previous experience with black and white animation - Ability to work with provided scripts Please showcase relevant previous work in your proposal.
I'm in need of an experienced writer to craft a gripping 700-word short story that I will use on my YouTube channel. I'm specifically looking for a thriller, so if you're adept at creating tension, suspense, and delivering a captivating plot twist, this is the project for you. Key Requirements: - Genre: Thriller - Length: 700-1000 words The story is set on an isolated island, so the ability to create a palpable sense of isolation and fear within this specific setting would be highly beneficial. Please note that the story is to be written in third person, allowing for a broader perspective on the events unfolding, and helping to build suspense through the unknown. It's essential that the narrative maintains a thrilling pace without sacrificing depth of charact...
Create a short video from a 30 min long video. Every video will be $20
I'm looking for an intermediate level Korean to English translator with experience in business translation to assist with phone conversations. You would be expected to facilitate a few calls, translating from Korean to English and vice versa. Ideal Skills: • Intermediate Korean and English proficiency • Experience in business translation • Excellent phone etiquette • Professionalism Please provide details on any related experience you have and your availability. Thank you.
I require an artist proficient in cartoonish styled-drawings to digitally illustrate clothes onto an existing picture of a dog. I am seeking 10 unique and simple drawings to be delivered in a 24hr timeframe. The clothes should be: * Trendy and funny * Varied, with a fresh look for each drawing See attachments for example. Chibi1 is the dog and the other two pics are examples. Budget is under $50.
I need a skilled programmer to develop a mini software suited to my specific needs for operating on a Windows platform. With a main functionality related to activating keyboard actions via buttons, the software should be user-friendly and efficient, showcasing excellent command over coding in Windows. After Turn on software need 10 button on screen after overlayed on all othe...activating keyboard actions via buttons, the software should be user-friendly and efficient, showcasing excellent command over coding in Windows. After Turn on software need 10 button on screen after overlayed on all other softwares like: style="z-index:1000" after click on BTN1 need call keyboard CTRL + NUMPAD 1 on BTN2 = CTRL + NUMPAD 2 and etc cant wait big time for this job, let me know short...
I'm looking for an experienced video editor who can help me compile and enhance a 1-5 minute promotional video. Key Components: 1. Background Music: I would like the video to have fitting and engaging background music to set the tone for the content. 2. Text Overlays: The video will need to have text overlays to highlight key points and maintain the audience's interest. 3. Voice Over: I have a voice over that I would like to be incorporated into the video. Ideal skills and experience: - Proven track record in video editing, particularly with promotional content. - Proficiency in using editing software to create engaging visual and audio content. - Ability to creatively integrate background music, text overlays, and voice over seamlessly into the video. - Strong communication sk...
I want to edit video we shot of improvised comedy in a NYC Yellow cab! We need an editor who is quick and creative and can edit our 15 minutes down to a tight and funny 3-5 minutes. You would be working at my apartment in Forest Hills, Queens on my iMac. My iMac is running the latest OS, with the latest Final Cut Pro, and is loaded with RAM! I'd like to keep our sessions at 2-3 hours. Interested? What is your availability? The key editing areas are: - Color correction: The video needs professional color grading to enhance the visual appeal and maintain consistency throughout the film. - Sound enhancement: Audio is a critical component of the film, so I need someone who can improve sound quality, adjust levels, and ensure the audio complements the visuals. - Visual effects...
I need a short form video editor for my personal brand. I create content to inform and give value, so I need engaging and aesthetic motion graphics and b roll to hook and keep the viewers attention. I am looking to post videos 3x a week at $15 each video If i experience good growth with your videos I don’t have a problem raising the price. I need someone with fast delivery and that’s reliable. I will give you reference videos but if you are interested and this seems fit for you reply with the word “growth” so I know you read the post description.
I need the some texts translated from German to US English as soon as possible. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word document format maintaining the layout of the source file. Deadline: 48 Hours.
I'm seeking a professional web designer to help improve the layout and structure of my web page. While I have some design ideas in mind, I find myself falling short in execution. Here's what I need in greater detail: • Redesign of page in corporate style • Overhaul of layout and structure for better navigation • Recommendations and implementation of design best practices • Focus on compatibility across multiple devices Ideal skills and experience: • Proven experience in corporate web design • Proficient in HTML, CSS, JavaScript and responsive design • Strong understanding of user-friendly layout structures • Good eye for aesthetics and detail • Excellent communication skills to interpret and negotiate briefs. Please inclu...
I'm seeking a proficient writer to develop a less than 500-word essay. Unfortunately, I haven't specified a particular topic for the essay; I will provide this later. The project needs to be delivered in the APA format. Key Requirements: Writing assignment - no AI-generated content - no grammar mistakes - no plagiarism - basic essay structure - word count is 275-300 words - APA style formatting is required if you use any sources. Ideal candidates may already have an academic writing background and should be comfortable writing across a variety of potential topics. You'll have the freedom to craft the essay creatively within the word limit. It's crucial that the document follows the guidelines of APA formatting. Looking forward to your submissions!
I need a compelling advert design for my product or service. This will be used on Instagram and Snapchat, so it's essential the design is tailored to these platforms. Key requirements: - The ad should be composed of just one page. - It needs to be visually striking, utilizing captivating images. - A prominent, eye-catching text is essential. - Incorporation of short video clips will be important to the design. Ideal skills and experience for this job: - Proficiency in graphic design and visual communication. - Experience in creating effective social media ads. - Familiarity with the norms and practices of Instagram and Snapchat. - Ability to create high-quality, engaging content within a limited space. - باللغة العربية -in arabic
...Identification: Know your target audience. Tailor the content and presentation style to meet their interests and needs. 3. Content Development: • The length of the knowledge sharing session should be between 60 to 90 minutes. • Create engaging and informative content. • Include a mix of visuals, texts, and interactive elements like polls or quizzes. • Maintain content objective and to the point – short and brief to deliver the message and minimize audience exhaustion. • You may wish to invite external experts [domestic or international] to deliver a brief presentation on your topic to help you set the stage for the discussions. Your responsibilities would include: - Crafting a visually appealing PowerPoint presentation that aligns with the ...
I'm looking for a creative individual to produce 5 short 15-second videos for TikTok, promoting myinclusivetv.org. This is a subscription-based service with a monthly cost of $39.99, offering no contractual obligation. Target Audience: - Primarily, the videos should be tailored towards Millennials (age 25-39). Understanding this demographic and how to engage with them effectively is crucial for the success of this project. Video Tone: - The tone of these videos should be informative. While it's important to capture the audience's attention, the primary focus here is to convey the key features of the service in an engaging manner. Video Elements: - The key elements that must be included in these videos are the product features. You'll have to ensure that the un...
...for me to read your message. I'm seeking a skilled web developer for the creation of a meme token website. Your task will be to construct a site that's engaging and easy to navigate for crypto investors, meme enthusiasts, and the general public. THIS WILL BE A PARODY OF THE AUDLT WEBSITE BUT WITH FUNNY MEME CONTENT. Key Features: - UI: This website will be a paradoy of one of the adult websites. This website will have similar UI like adult website will instead of porn videos, this will have funny videos. example -Like button on videos (For engagement): User should be able to like a video unlimited time and we should be able to track numbers. Example- User connects their wallet (cronos blockchain/ Metamask, defi wallet and wallet connect) and we keep track
We are looking for a professional translator specializing in English-to-Spanish translations, particularly with expertise in business documents. Our project requires translating a series of documents, focusing on Spanish as spoken in Spain. Tasks: Business Plan: A comprehensive business plan that needs to be translated from English to Spanish. The document consists of 61 pages and approximately 17,422 words, detailing various aspects of our business, including strategies, financials, market analysis, and more. CVs/Resumes: Two CVs (Resumes) of our founders, amounting to approximately 1,000 words (4 pages total), need translation. These CVs cover their professional backgrounds, qualifications, and experiences. Summary of Business Plan: A summary of the business plan, consi...
I'm a DJ looking for someone experienced in cinematic video editing to create a vibrant, captivating less-than-1-minute video out of my recent event clips. Here's what I'm after: - A seamless, professional blend of clips focusing both on my DJ performance and the crowd's energy. - Cinematic style...performance and the crowd's energy. - Cinematic style editing to bring the event vibe to life. - The final video must not exceed 60 seconds, ideally suited for Instagram views. This project requires skills in video editing, preferably in the music or event industry, with a knack for crafting vibrant, professional videos. A clear understanding of how to capture the mood and energy of an event in a short time frame is crucial. Green hands at Instagram-friendly vi...
I want a script that allows me to export a Zencart catalog () to CSV in real-time with the following fields: Title Short description Category (x, y, z) Description Image URLs (URL1, URL2, URL3) Price Stock
As an e-commerce business eager to provide superior customer experiences, I am in need of an expert to create an effective AI web application that does just that. I invite freelancers with a proven track record in AI web app development for online businesses. Here are a few skills and experiences that would make you an ideal candidate for this project: - Familiarity with AI technologie... Here are a few skills and experiences that would make you an ideal candidate for this project: - Familiarity with AI technologies relevant to e-commerce environment. - Extensive experience in developing web applications. - Familiar with technologies assisting in enhancing customer experience. Please note that in-depth project details will be discussed with potential candidates when they are short...
** Urgent Need ** I need 1 Script Description Content every day each one will be short 100-200 Words. Video Will be provided. Content Topic/Type Example: The Content should be like this type of topic and 100% unique and related to the subject. All the content should be well-researched and have accurate information. The budget is $10 Per Content. Newbies are highly welcomed.
I have a 1min ad, in English that I need dubbed and subtitled in German. The English dubbing should be exchanged with German dub( (can be made with Elevenlabs but should NOT sound robotic) Also the English subs should be replaced by the German equivalent Please include examples of your previous work so I know you can do the job. A quick turnaround is preferable. The video is attached. If you can do the job in good quality there will be more jobs in the near future.
...craft unique shirt designs that are inspired by the vibrancy and originality found on goodieworks.com. The designs should incorporate colorful elements, distinctive patterns, and captivating typography. Target Audience: - The target audience for these designs is both men and women. Purpose: - The primary purpose of these designs is for casual wear. Maybe guys who like to drink and its kind of funny for them to wear it. Note that while the inspiration is drawn from , I am not looking for replicas. I want designs that are fresh, unique, and of high quality. If you think you have what it takes to create distinctively appealing shirt designs that meet these criteria, please get in touch. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong portfolio of previous shirt designs - Proficiency
...will start with 1 short introduction video script and 1 8-12 minute video script. If this is a good match this will lead to 1 to 2 scripts per week for the foreseeable future. Key Requirements: - You should have prior experience in scriptwriting, particularly for social media content. - An understanding of creating scripts that are both entertaining and informative. - Ability to write in a funny and lighthearted manner. - Strong creativity and originality in scriptwriting will be highly appreciated. - Research destinations, cultural practices, and travel trends to incorporate into scripts. - Write clear, concise, and engaging scripts for travel videos. Your primary task will be to write scripts that grab the viewer's attention and keep them engaged. The content shou...
I'm looking for a skilled and experienced individual to help me manage my short-term rental property on VRBO, Expedia, Agoda, Trip Advisor and This will involve: - Posting and updating the property on VRBO to ensure it's kept current and appealing to potential guests. - Implementing a custom booking system with calendar synchronization, to help streamline the booking process. - Integrating a PayPal payment gateway for a smooth and secure payment process. The ideal candidate should have: - Prior experience with property management on VRBO. - Strong knowledge in setting up and managing booking systems, preferably with calendar sync features. - Proficiency in integrating PayPal payment gateways. - Excellent organization skills and attention to detail, as this role will ...
I am seeking a seasoned digital marketer with a proven track record to help me achieve my marketing goals. The specifics of my project are as follows: - The ideal candidate should be well-versed in all major digital marketing platforms, including but not limited to Facebook, Instagram, and Google Ads. - I am open to both short-term and long-term strategies, so the applicant must have experience in implementing both. - The primary objectives of this campaign will include enhancing brand awareness, driving more traffic to my website, and increasing lead generation. The selected freelancer will be expected to bring their expertise to the table, and work closely with me to outline a tailored digital marketing strategy that aligns with my business objectives.
I'm looking for a seasoned videographer with experience in documentary-style filming. The ideal candidate will have the ability to capture the intimate, spontaneous moments of our wedding day and cut them together to a short video. Key requirements include: - Proficient in documentary-style filming - Demonstrated ability to follow a narrative and highlight key moments - Capture both indoor and outdoor settings - Provide a final video cut between 5-15 minutes This role is best suited for a creative mind who enjoys telling stories through video. Patience, attention to detail, and professionalism are essential. A portfolio demonstrating relevant experience is necessary for application.
Hello, for our wedding this August close to Madrid with around 80 guests, we're seeking for a professional phot...special day, it is crucial that the photographer can capture candid moments as they unfold naturally and create memories of those moments. Key expectations: - Expertise in documentary or photojournalistic style of photography - Ability to provide a supply of digital files and full rights to the images - Proven background in wedding photography is highly preferred - We are also interested in a short video, so potentially searching for a photographer & videographer Wedding date: 04.08.2024 afternoon to evening Location: close to Madrid, so ideally you should be based in Madrid Please submit your offer with a link to your portfolio showcasing your ...
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...of a talented comic strip artist who can create a custom cartoon style comic strip for me. This project is about crafting an engaging and humorous story that's suitable for 4-6 panels. Key Requirements: - Cartoon Style: The comic must be in a cartoon style, with vivid colors and expressive characters. - Panel Count: The comic will consist of 4-6 panels, so experience in managing the flow of a short narrative is crucial. - Existing Characters: You'll be working with existing characters for this project, so the ability to capture and maintain the essence of these characters is vital. Ideal Skills: - Proficient in cartoon illustration - Strong storytelling abilities - Experience with comic strip creation - Familiarity with character design If you're a creative and...
I'm seeking a certified Turkish-to-English translator for the translation of legal documents. There are 7 DOCUMENTS IN TOTAL AND FIRST 6 PAGES OF EACH OF THEM ARE TEXT, OTHER PAGES ARE JUST PHOTOS .. THOSE 6 PAGES IN TEXT ARE IN COMMON FORMAT AND EVEN TEXT SO THE TOTAL NUMBER OF PAGES IS NOT 42 INDEED.. YOU CAN SEE JUST 2 EXAMPLES OUT OF 7 ATTACHED .. YOU SHOULD BE A TRANSLATOR APPROVED BY TURKISH LOCAL AUTHOROTIES !! - The project involves maintaining the original formatting of the documents after translation. - The texts are written in general language, no specific legal terminologies or jargon are involved. - Ideal candidates should have experience in translating legal documents, proficiency in both Turkish and English, attention to detail and should be able...
We are looking for a talented Video Editor to join our dynamic team to work on a variety of projects including short-form social media videos and longer, in-depth informational or documentary-style videos. The ideal candidate will possess strong technical skills in video editing, a creative flair, and a passion for storytelling through visual content. Responsibilities: - Edit and assemble recorded raw material into a suitable, finished product ready for broadcasting. The material may include camera footage, dialogue, sound effects, graphics, and special effects. - Ensure the logical sequencing and smooth running of the final video according to the director's specifications. - Collaborate with stakeholders from production to post-production process on the style and pace of vid...
I need the some texts translated from German to US English as soon as possible. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word document format maintaining the layout of the source file. Deadline: 48 Hours.
Turkish Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Turkish speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 110 short sentences. you just need to open the platform link, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 4$ for 110 short sentences record. 3. Payment after received feedback, It will take time 2-3 weeks. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :
Italian Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native Italian speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 89 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 5$ for 89 short sentences record. 4. The project will take about 10-15 mins only. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :
Hi. I need to speak about 3 min using Whatsup. You need to pretend to be a port employee in Douala and speak the text that I will write
I'm looking for someone to create a compelling advertisement for my retail furniture brand. It doesn't need to be top-tier or overly professional since it's for a demonstration (project) purpose. I'll provide details about the type of furniture, pro..."Quickfix" with a primary goal of raising awareness. For our current furniture brand, the focus of the ad should be on showcasing the products, capturing consumer interest, and persuading them to make a purchase by effectively conveying why they need our products. The sample ad is in a ppt slide, since I dont have access to the original document at the moment) Note: Please keep in mind that we are short on time and need the project before 10th of May. Morever, if this project is executed well, there could...
I'm in need of a dedicated, full-time Virtual Assistant to help me with managing various tasks. The ideal candidate should be fluent in both English and Spanish, as they will be handling clients from both languages. Key Responsibilities: - Email Management: You will be responsible for handling my email correspondence, prioritizing emails, and responding to clients in a professional and timely manner. - Scheduling Appointments: You will help me in coordinating and scheduling meetings and appointments, ensuring my calendar is up-to-date and organized. - Data Entry: You will be required to assist with data entry tasks, ensuring accuracy and attention to detail. ZOHO Expertise: - Familiarity with Zoho CRM, Zoho Books, and Zoho Creator is a must. If you have experience in other Zo...
I am seeking an experienced animator to create a series of 3-minute long 2D cartoon episodes, targeted towards preschool-aged children (3-5 years old). Ideal Skills: - Experience in children's programming is crucial; experience appealing to preschool demographics is a bonus. - S...preschool-aged children (3-5 years old). Ideal Skills: - Experience in children's programming is crucial; experience appealing to preschool demographics is a bonus. - Strong grasp on creating educational, engaging content for young viewers. - Expertise in creating animal characters in 2D animation. The goal is to effectively communicate the joy and wonder of nature to these young viewers in short digestible episodes. I'm expecting creative storylines, lively animal characters and...
