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I am currently working on my master's thesis in the field of Science, and I'm looking for an experienced academic writer to assist me. The project is partially written, with some sections complete, but I need help in editing, improving the existing content, and filling in the gaps. Key Responsibilities: - Review and edit the existing content to improve clarity, coherence, and overall quality - Fill in the incomplete sections with relevant and well-researched content - Ensure the thesis is well-structured, adheres to academic standards, and is engaging to the reader - Help with formatting and citations as needed Ideal Candidate: - Must have prior experience in academic writing, specifically in the field of Science - Proficiency in conducting literature reviews and synthes...

I am seeking a team of enthusiastic freshers to step into the role of Voice Executives for my new project. You will be dominantly engaging in: - Outbound Sales Calls: Persuasive communication, patience, and resilience are vital because these calls will require you pitching products/services, handling rejec...products/services, handling rejections, and encouraging positive relationships. - Appointment Scheduling: A mastery of multitasking, organization, and time management will be expected to proficiently manage clients' appointments. The project revolves around the Healthcare sector, so any previous experience or familiarity in this field could prove beneficial. Excellent communication skills, both oral and written, coupled with customer service skills are expected from all id...

I'm looking for an experienced ghostwriter to pen a series of contemporary romance novels for me, each being less than 200 pages in length. The tone for these novels should be mysterious and suspenseful, with each story set in a different exotic location. Requirements: - Profici... with each story set in a different exotic location. Requirements: - Proficiency in crafting engaging contemporary romance stories - Ability to maintain a mysterious and suspenseful tone throughout the novel - Experience writing for a short, compact format - Creative in setting the scene in different exotic locations Ideal candidates should have a strong portfolio of romance fiction they've written in the past, especially with a more mysterious and suspenseful bent. Please provide samples of y...

...assist me with the task of organizing my investor database, which is currently managed using spreadsheets, into a systematic mass mailing campaign. This project involves: - Creating a captivating email content that includes a project overview and the anticipated return on investment. - Launching a weekly mass mailing campaign targeting our list of potential investors. Ideal Skills: - Outstanding written communication skills to create engaging content - Strong organizational skills to manage the mailing list effectively and efficiently - Extensive experience with email marketing campaigns - Deep understanding of investment terminologies and concepts - Proficiency with spreadsheet data management and disbursement. This project requires expertise in creating compelling content...

I'm in need of an English tutor who can help me improve my beginner's level proficiency specifically for educational purposes. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in teaching English to beginners - Prior experience in tutoring or teaching - Ability to customize lessons for educational purposes The ideal candidate should be able to provide me with one-on-one lessons, focusing on building my basic English skills. I am looking to improve my reading, writing, speaking, and listening abilities in a way that will benefit my educational pursuits. Your task will be to design lessons that cater to my specific needs and objectives in education. Your experience in teaching English to beginners and your ability to adapt your teaching style will be invaluable. Plea...

NOTE: AUTO GENERATED APPLICATIONS WILL BE DELETED! Looking for someone well experienced in pitch decks to help us create a sponsorship proposal. I am searching for someone that can help me create a Sponsorship Pitch Deck for an event that I have in New York City. We are targeting sponsorships from:
 -Liquor brands -Restaurant (food) Chains and Local Restaurants -Speaker companies The event is an outdoor party. The crowd is made up of around 100-150 young black professionals, socialites, influencers, & content creators. All are between 25-40 years old. If we can secure financial sponsorships that is great. If not, then in-kind sponsorships/product donations are okay. You must understand what brands want to see & what information to highlight to peak their interest.

I'm in need of a talented female voiceover artist who can voice a 1-5 minute infotainment video in both Hindi and English. The ideal candidate should have the ability to sound like a young adult (18-35). Key Requirements: - Female voiceover artist - Fluency in both Hindi and English - A versatile voice that can sound like a young adult - Previous experience with voiceovers, especially in infotainment videos, is a plus. The person for this job should be able to deliver a high-quality recording that is engaging and clear, and able to effectively communicate the content of the video. Please provide a sample of your work for consideration. A rough voiceover will be shared for reference.

I'm looking for an experienced ghostwriter to pen a series of contemporary romance novels for me, each being less than 200 pages in length. The tone for these novels should be mysterious and suspenseful, with each story set in a different exotic location. Requirements: - Profici... with each story set in a different exotic location. Requirements: - Proficiency in crafting engaging contemporary romance stories - Ability to maintain a mysterious and suspenseful tone throughout the novel - Experience writing for a short, compact format - Creative in setting the scene in different exotic locations Ideal candidates should have a strong portfolio of romance fiction they've written in the past, especially with a more mysterious and suspenseful bent. Please provide samples of y...

I'm looking for a command line tool that can lock .pcm files, similar to a specific example that will be provided. Key Requirements: - File Locking: The tool should be able to lock .pcm files in a way that's identical to a specific example I will provide. The locking mechanism should be secure and reliable. - Command Line Inputs: Users should be able to in...support batch processing of multiple files at once. This is a crucial requirement for me. - It will run on windows Ideal Qualifications: - Experience with file locking mechanisms and encryption. - Proficient in developing command line tools. - Prior work on batch processing tools would be a plus. Please include any relevant examples of your previous work in your proposal. I prefer for it to be written in Python, b...

I need an experienced freelancer to meticulously scan my website's "Home page" and identify and fix spelling, grammar and formatting errors. My website's primarily written in English, so a strong command of English is required. Skills and Experience: - Extensive experience in copy editing and proofreading - Knowledge in web formatting protocols - Excellent attention to detail - PHP knowledge desirable

I'm looking for highly creative writing services to help me with a variety of projects. I'm not looking for any specific documents to be proofread, I'm open to hear ideas for any kind of wr...to be proofread, I'm open to hear ideas for any kind of writing project. I expect to have more than 7 documents that will require editing and proofreading before completion. If you are an innovative, reliable and detail-oriented writer, then this project is perfect for you. I'm looking for someone who has creativity, a good eye for detail, and can help with the structure and formatting of the written pieces. I'll need you to complete the projects in a timely manner. If you have the skills and can truly bring my writing to life with your creativity, I'd be deli...

I need a competent individual to translate my English marketing materials to Spanish. The ideal candidate should: - Be fluent in both English and Spanish - Have experience with marketing translation - Be able to convey the message accurately while keeping it culturally appropriate for the target audience.

I'm seeking a capable and experienced digital marketing specialist to enhance my agency's online presence...and KPIs: The ideal candidate will be able to show a demonstrable track record of providing a good ROI, and be able to measure the performance of our campaigns against agreed-upon KPIs Your Experience and Skills: - Proven track record in social media marketing, SEO, and PPC - Strong understanding of Google Ads - Experience in measuring performance through KPIs and providing good ROI - Excellent written and verbal communication skills - A creative and innovative approach to problem-solving and campaign management If you are a digital marketing specialist with a good understanding of the latest digital marketing trends and a passion for delivering results, I would lo...

I require a professional translator to translate an English language family document to Danish. The content is legal in nature, and being accurate to the original intent is of the utmost importance: - Only apply if you have previous experience in legal documents translation - The document is less than 1,000 words but every word is crucial - Due to the nature of the document, fluency in English and Danish plus knowledge of legal jargon are key skills required - I will reject google or machine translation Your expertise will make the difference in providing clear, comprehensible interpretation and avoiding legal complications.

I'm looking for a skilled content writer to help me create high-quality blog posts on my travel blog. The posts should be: - Informative and educational, providing valuable insights and knowledge about various travel destinations and experiences - Written in a captivating and engaging manner, drawing readers in and keeping them interested - Suitable and appealing for a wide audience, including students, professionals, and travel enthusiasts Ideal skills and experience: - Proven track record in travel writing - Exceptional writing and research skills - Understanding of SEO and online content best practices - Versatility in writing for different audiences

I require a professional translator to translate an English language family document to Danish. The content is legal in nature, and being accurate to the original intent is of the utmost importance: - Only apply if you have previous experience in legal documents translation - The document is less than 1,000 words but every word is crucial - Due to the nature of the document, fluency in English and Danish plus knowledge of legal jargon are key skills required - I will reject google or machine translation Your expertise will make the difference in providing clear, comprehensible interpretation and avoiding legal complications.

I need assistance converting a Microsoft Word document to Publisher Editor. This is a simple task, but it requires a good understanding of both programs. I am a Mathematics Teacher and I have all my assessments, exams and other documents in Microsoft word and I want it all formatted and written in Microsoft Publisher. All the content will be mathematics related. Key Requirements: - Competency in both Microsoft Word and Publisher - Experience with document conversion - Attention to detail to ensure that the design and formatting of the document are preserved. I look forward to reviewing your bids. Please type down "Publisher" in the bid so I know that you have read the bid thoroughly.

...Fluency in Indonesian and English languages is preferred. Specific Requirements: - 2D Animation: The project requires 2D animation skills to bring the concept to life. - Detailed Concept: The client already has a detailed concept for the character design, and the freelancer will need to work with this concept. - Duration: The final video is intended to be between 1-3 minutes long. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Adobe After Effects: The freelancer should have strong skills in using Adobe After Effects to create high-quality animations. - Character Design and Storyboarding: Experience in character design and storyboarding is necessary to accurately portray the client's concept. - Bilingual in Indonesian and English: Fluency in both Indonesian and E...

I'm in need of a proficient video editor who specializes in creating engaging and dynamic social media content. Here's what the job entails: - You will be creating less than 1-minute videos primarily focusing on event highlights. - The content needs to be visually stimulating, concise and should effectively showcase the highlights of the event. - A strong understanding of social media trends is key to meet the audience's expectations. Ideal Skills: - Video Editing - Strong narrative storytelling abilities - Previous experience, will need a portfolio This work will be on a monthly basis so a committed and reliable individual is preferred. Have your portfolio ready to discuss. How much per a 1 min or less video?

...align with the goals of our projects in research, project development, and capacity building. - Ensuring all applications are submitted within the stipulated deadlines and in the required formats. Ideal candidate: - Proven experience in successfully securing grants in the government, foundation, and corporate sectors. - Strong research skills to identify suitable grant opportunities. - Excellent written communication, with the ability to craft engaging content. - An understanding of the academic, nonprofit, and entrepreneurial landscape. This role offers not only the opportunity to showcase your grant writing skills but also to support projects aimed at benefiting students and nonprofit organizations. If you are passionate about making a difference and have a track record of su...

I'm looking for a team to conduct a proactive outreach campaign to pastors. Key Responsibilities: - Place phone calls, send emails, text messages, and reach out via social media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube) to pastors. - The objective is to gauge their interest in expanding their message and reach to a broader audience. Ideal Skills: - Excellent communication - both written and verbal. - Experience in outreach, sales, or marketing. - Knowledge of social media platforms. - Patience and persistence in reaching out to a potentially busy and influential audience. - Sensitivity to religious messaging and the ability to engage with a diverse range of pastors. This project will require a great deal of tact and professionalism. The ideal freelancer will be able to convey...

I would like calligraphy looking script (see attached) with the words looking like they are being written by a fountain pen. I'm looking for a combined text and icon logo for my letterhead and email, designed in a classic and traditional style with a color scheme of pastel colors (or black and white ok as well) Key Requirements: - Classic and traditional style - Pastel color scheme - Combined text and icon logo - Suitable for both letterhead and email Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in logo design, preferably with a strong portfolio of classic and traditional designs - Proficiency in creating text and icon logos - Understanding of color psychology, particularly in relation to pastel colors - Familiarity with designing for both print (letterhead) and digital (...

I require a skilled writer to help draft a recommendation letter for my work visa application. It is intended for submission to the Embassy or...Recommendation from 8 different professionals - Each letter should focus on my professional achievements at different point of time and company . The goal is to showcase my career successes and aptitude in the field. - It should be well-written, persuasive and have a professional tone throughout. - Transcribe the recommenders profile from their linkedin Ideal Candidate: - Previous experience in writing visa recommendation letters is a plus. - A strong background in professional writing and understanding of visa application processes. - Excellent English language skills. - Attention to detail and ability to deliver a high-quality, ...

...and not the IndieCoffee company. Requirements: - The page should be a detailed account of my life and career, with a particular focus on presenting my professional achievements in an engaging and well-referenced manner. - It will need to include in-depth research, interviews, and quotes, to provide an insightful look into my journey and contributions. Your role will involve: - Drafting a well-written, neutral point of view article that complies with Wikipedia's guidelines and is backed up with reliable references. - Ensuring the article is engaging and informative, with a specific emphasis on my professional achievements. - Incorporating a high level of detail, including interviews and quotes, to provide a comprehensive and compelling biography. Ideal candidates for this...

We're a growing residential cleaning company in need of someone who wants to be the first point of contact with all our clients. We need you to answer phone calls and make outgoing calls to incoming leads, provide them quotes for our services and book them into jobber (the system we use to schedule clients). The id...solve their problems (and usually their problem isn't solved with a one time solution). Hopefully this gives you an idea as to what kind of qualities we are looking for, and whether you think this challenging job could be a good fit for you. While you are only paid for the time spent working, we do need someone available 8am-5pm Monday-Friday. The perfect candidate is fluent in Spanish and English so they can communicate easily with clients as well ...

...looking for a skilled and experienced course creator who can assist me in developing an online course focused on advanced topics in AI. The course content will need to be well-rounded and engaging, covering all essential aspects of programming to cater to advanced learners. Key Responsibilities: - Help developing comprehensive video lectures that are both informative and engaging - Crafting written materials that provide further insight and practical examples - Creating interactive quizzes to test and reinforce students' understanding Ideal qualifications for this job include: - Proven experience in developing online courses, specifically in the field of programming - Proficiency in creating engaging, high-quality video content - Experience in developing assessments an...

I'm in need of a skilled database designer and manager who' is confident in English. The project involves creating and maintaining a relational database. Key Requirements: - Advanced knowledge of Relational Databases - Proven experience in database design and management - Must be be fluent in English Experience with: - Customer data management or transaction records (preferred but not mandatory) I'm looking for someone who can work on this project with no strict time limit.

I have a set of products that I would like descriptions for, taken from the Amazon website and put onto my Woocommerce store. The content is already written. Key Points: - Content: You will be taking product descriptions from the Amazon website and transforming them into HTML for my Woocommerce store. - Images: I will provide the images for the products. - Quantity: There are between 1 and 10 products that need this work. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in HTML, with prior experience working on Woocommerce or similar platforms. - Familiarity with product descriptions and the nuances of e-commerce language. - Attention to detail, as the content needs to be accurately transferred and presented. - Ability to understand and adapt to the style and tone of the existing content.

I'm seeking a skilled English writer to help me with my coursework. - **Subject**: The work is related to English Studies. - **Type of Assistance**: I specifically need help with writing an essay, job descriptions, and short paragraphs. While the exact topic or theme is not yet defined, I would appreciate a professional who can assist in the construction of several compelling and well-structured pieces. Ideal candidates will have: - Proficiency in English Language and Literature - Experience in Essay Writing - Strong Research Skills - Ability to create well-structured, coherent arguments - Familiarity with academic writing styles and standards This project will lead to a long-term collaboration if the first task is completed successfully. Please No plagiar...

I'm seeking a professional who can help me with posting pre-written press releases on my Wordpress website. Here's what the job entails: - Daily Posting: The ideal candidate should post a press release every day on my website. Your role will be to ensure that these posts go live in a timely manner and have a consistent look and feel. - Content Inclusion: Each press release will include text and images, and sometimes videos. This means a well-rounded knowledge of handling media files and embedding videos directly into Wordpress is essential. - SEO Not Required: While the press releases need to be engaging, I don't require full SEO optimization for each post. Just ensuring they are correctly posted and correctly formatted is sufficient. - Each post needs to be sha...

...a series of English documents from the PDF format to a digital one. Details: - Objective: The primary purpose of this project is to digitize my existing documentation. - Language: The documents are in English. - Volume: The task includes less than 100 pages to be converted. Skills Required: - Detail-oriented and precise in copy typing. - Strong proficiency in English. - Proficient in handling PDF files. - Understand formatting specifics and document structure. Experience: - Previous experience with digitizing or copy typing tasks. - Familiarity with file conversion and data entry tasks. Only freelancers equipped with these skills and experience are encouraged to bid. This project is a fantastic opportunity to exhibit your skills in detail orientation...

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I need a competent translator with expertise in business terminology to translate an English text document into Spanish. This translation will be used for business communication, hence requires strict adherence to accuracy and confidentiality. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in both English and Spanish languages - Experience in translating business/official documents - Excellent understanding of business terminologies - Attention to detail and respect for deadlines - Confidentiality due to the sensitive nature of the document.

I'm seeking a talented freelancer to assist me with some personal content writing centered around the Lifestyle theme. Here are the specific requirements for this project: - Expertise in creating engaging, high-quality content related to lifestyle topics - Demonstrable experience in content writing, particularly in the personal or lifestyle sector - Must have excellent written communication skills and a keen eye for detail In summary, this personal project will require you to bring to life my interests and adventures in lifestyle. I am excited about the opportunity to collaborate with a gifted content writer who shares a passion for lifestyle themes. Let's create something special!

I'm seeking an experienced Wikipedia editor/writer to create new Wikipedia pages . Key Responsibilities: - Create new Wikipedia pages for an organization - E...organization - Enhance the visibility through the pages - Add references and citations - Ensure accuracy and comprehensiveness of the content Requirements: - Proven experience in creating and editing Wikipedia pages - Proficiency in adding references and citations - Ability to improve visibility and awareness through Wikipedia - Strong research skills to assist with content and sourcing - Excellent written English and attention to detail Your main goal in this project is to maximize visibility and awareness for the organization through the Wikipedia pages. Please provide samples of your previous Wikipedia wor...

We need a details business plan for the market in Austria. For real estate or other profitable branch you would consider interesting. The business plan should be well detailed and very realistic, since it will be check if it wi...consider interesting. The business plan should be well detailed and very realistic, since it will be check if it will be feasable. Investment sum can be over 1 mil. euro. Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in creating business plans - Knowledge of real estate markets and experience in dealing with them is a plus. - Strong analytical skills and ability to conduct thorough market research. - Excellent written and verbal communication to present the plan in a clear and engaging manner. If you have experience in similar projects, please bid with a sample of ...

...capable of writing a specialized python script. Using Google Cloud Speech-to-Text, the script needs to recognize certain words from ongoing voice communication. Upon recognition of specified words, the code will need to send DTMF commands via a SIM7600 or SIP/VOIP system. In order to accomplish this project's requirements: - Proficiency in Python 3.5 is a must, as the script will need to be written fully in this version of Python. - Familiarity with serial communication is key, as this will be the method through which the script interfaces with the SIM7600 or SIP/VOIP system. - A thorough understanding of Google Cloud Speech-to-Text API is essential given its integral role in detecting specified words from speech in real-time. - Experience with telecommunication platforms...

...some idea in business and finance stories for my Youtube channel. This person will need to present exciting and high-quality content, specifically tailored for a YouTube audience. Requirements: * Proven experience as a scriptwriter or similar role * Profound understanding of business and finance topics * Ability to transform complex financial information into engaging storytelling * Excellent written communication skills * Proactive thinking, ability to propose creative storytelling angles * Strong research skills to learn new topics * Willingness to accept feedback and make necessary changes * Ability to meet deadlines Responsibilities: * Write engaging scripts on business-financial topics * Research topics to ensure content accuracy * Work closely with me to ensure con...

I'm currently engaged in the development of a game for mobile platforms, specifically iOS and Android. The game is being coded in C#. Here's what I need your expertise for: - Assisting in creating and integrating custom scripts for the game - Debugging and optimization of the code already written. - Potential future coding requirements as the game develops. Ideally, you should: - Have expertise in C# mobile game development - Have prior experience with both iOS and Android platforms. - Being a passionate gamer would be an added advantage, as this will also lead to better understanding of the requirements. Upon successful collaboration, there is a potential for an ongoing work relationship.

...Overall quality of all project deliverables and prerelease versions, making sure they are problem free. - Planing, creating, executing tests to identify problems in the product. - Recording and analysing bugs and errors found during tests. - Tracking fixes of found issues. - Processing and replying to issue reports coming from Client and Users. You are expected to have - Fluent in written and spoken English. - Minimum of a bachelor degree, preferably in a Computer Science related discipline. - 7+ years of work experience in software development, or with 4+ years experience in testing. - Very strong knowledge of software QA methodologies. - Extensive experience in writing clear, concise and comprehensive test plans and test cases. - In depth understanding of cro...

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I'm seeking a skilled and creative freelancer to help me design and develop a captivating blog and informational website for the general public. This projec...requirements: - Experienced in blog and informational website development - Expertise in creating accessible and easy-to-navigate designs. - Familiarity with search engine optimization and social media integration - Excellent grasp of making websites responsive across various devices Although I've skipped specifying the type of content primarily to be on the website, it's likely going to be a mix of written articles, multimedia, and interactive content. Thus, experience in integrating diverse content types will be a plus. Your versatility, creativity, and ability to deliver on time will be critical to your...

I own a small IT company that builds web and mobile apps. I need to have contract templated drafted which I can use in our fixed-scope, fixed-price projects. I want a well-written, easy-to-understand, well-structured and organized document. I previously attempted to have this prepared 2 times. Both have failed. The reason for this is they did know law well, but they did not know how to write. I am looking for someone who understands how to write well, with some communication know-how, beside legal know-how. You need to understands these documents won't serve as a legal document only but are also business documents as well. So you need to be a good writer as well as a good laywer. Also from my past experiences, I know that I don't need anything based on templates or rea...

The project involves: 1. Go to an FTP location and get the last 10 csv files. Input example attached as '' 2. Combine those newest 10 files and map to new structure. Mapping example...as '' 2. Combine those newest 10 files and map to new structure. Mapping example attached as '' 3. Save new file as 'BooksRunImport YYYY-MM-DD ", place in production folder "C:LakesideBooksClientDownloads" as tab delimited .txt, with an additional copy in folder as a backup. Output example attached as '' I would prefer it be written in NodeJS and compatable with v14.16.1 as I am familiar with how to edit the structure and I have other similar scripts running. I will supply FTP location and login as well as folder locations.

I'm in need of a professional Polish to English translator to convert a 36-page technical document into English. The translation is required to be of professional standard in terms of accuracy and terminology. Key Requirements: - Professional Translation: The translation needs to be of a professional standard with accuracy in technical terms and context. - Technical Background: The document is technical in nature, thus prior experience in translating technical documents is highly preferred. - Certifications: While no specific certification is required, a background in technical document translation is an advantage. Ideal Freelancer: - Fluent in Polish and English - Proven experience in translating technical documents - Familiarity with technical terminology - U...

I'm looking for a credit/debt lawyer based in Texas. - I've already received written communication from a debt collection company, and I need help disputing their claim. - I'm specifically looking for a lawyer who has experience with debt collection violations. And someone who can review the agreement I signed with debt collections agency. The ideal candidate should have: - A background in credit and debt law, preferably in Texas. - Experience disputing collections claims, with a successful track record. - Knowledge and experience with consumer protection laws, specifically related to debt collection practices. Please provide your relevant experience and any success stories you've had with similar cases.

I'm in need of a devoted assistant to handle job applications on my behalf...the US market within the Information Technology sector. Your tasks will not be limited to applying only but will include: Key Responsibilities: - Applying jobs in , , - Tracking and initiating applications via online job portals - Scheduling interviews - Apply jobs with provided resumes Skills and Knowledge: - Proficient with online job search tools - Strong written communication skills This is a result-driven role, and the selection of the right candidate will be on the basis of efficiency and the aptitude to get me the maximum number of interviews. Appreciate your time and look forward to working together. Competitive remuneration of $5 for each successful interview scheduled.

We need freelancers who can handle our English to Italian native language translation project perfectly, we'll be accepting your proposal immediately. Thank you so much for considering my job offer. I am excited to see where your creativity takes this project!

I have a backend code for a pre-existing fully function website and mobile app. The backend code is currently all written in php. I need someone to convert this existing php code into fully functional python code which I can deploy.

Integration of Remote Service: The main goal is to integrate a remote service, which is accessible via a REST endpoint, into the ThisIsMe service suite. AWS Lambda Implementation: AWS Lambdas will be utilized ...serves as the foundation for the AWS Lambda service. This blueprint will outline the structure and requirements for the Lambda functions. Additionally, there will be a specified flow that must be followed during the integration process, likely outlining how requests should be made to the remote service and how responses should be handled. Language Requirement: The AWS Lambda service must be written in Node.js/JavaScript. This means you'll be writing the Lambda functions using JavaScript, as it's the supported language for AWS Lambda. Please see the attache...