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...DO NOT BID WITHOUT SEEING THE ATTACHMENTS SEND YOUR SAMPLE VIDEO FIRST TO BE SELECTED I need someone to create videos on English Grammar on the topics given here in the attachment. It can be discussed in Chat. You should have a good, professional grade Mic. An electronic Pen is desirable. Topics for which you need to create the videos are Narration , voice change, parts of speech, sequence of tense, gerund, creating wh questions etc. Each topic should be minimum of 60 minutes length. You first need to explain the main concept, use examples and use some questions and then its answers with explanation.. also create 10 MCQ questions on each topic. Instructions to be in ENGLISH only. Use Screen recording Software and/or Whiteboard. VOICE MUST BE LOUD & CLEAR. NO BACKGROUND...

I'm in need of an experienced translator who can convert a personal document written in Kurdish into English. The document is less than 5 pages long. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in both Kurdish and English - Experience with translating personal documents - Attention to detail Your translation must be accurate, preserving the original meaning and tone of the document. A background in a related field, such as legal or personal documents, would be a plus. Please provide samples of your previous Kurdish to English translation work.

I'm looking for a screenwriter to create a standalone origins movie screenplay for a Spider-Man villain that I've named "Venom: Sunset". The story is set in 1389 Tokyo and centers around a misunderstood hero who eventually turns into a villain. Key Elements: - Historical Accuracy: The screenplay should be well-researched an...effectively conveys this transition in a way that adds depth and complexity to the character. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in screenwriting, particularly in the action and superhero genres. - An understanding and interest in Japanese culture, history, and Samurai traditions. - Ability to create complex character arcs and engaging, high-stakes plotlines. - Strong grasp of pacing, dialogue, and the ability to build tensi...

I'm looking for a skilled Photoshop expert who has a knack for creating hilarious and eye-catching face swaps. This project aims to craft laughs and shared amusement, so consider this when swapping the faces on the provided image. Requirements: - Replace the faces on the supplied photo with the specific ones I've chosen for a funny effect. Delicate discretion is required to ensure the overall balance of the image isn't disrupted. - Maintain the background scenery, body positions, color, and lighting effects of the original image. - Adjust as necessary for naturalistic integration of the new faces without compromising the original photo's features. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Advanced Photoshop skills - Understanding of lighting and angles for believable i...

The goal is to adjust timing of subtitles. The subtitles are in English. The video is in German. It is important that only the timing ist adjusted the content of the subtitles file must remain exactly the same. There is about 850 subtitle files that cover about 10 hours of video (each clip is about 40 seconds). The audio quality is excellent (studio quality). Once this first project is done there is a bit of other projects. As a result you should present subtitles as SRT with adjusted timing a bonus is if you can also produce .sjson files. Please see the attached files as an example. Please suggest your quote.

I'm seeking a bilingual English/Chinese speaker to assist in corresponding with a pharmaceutical supplier in China. Your primary role is to facilitate Ideal Skills and Experience: - Fluent in English and Mandarin - - Great understanding of international trade and regulations surrounding medication procurement.

Need a native Croatian translator who can translate from Croatian to English manually and accuracy. Please bid only native bidders. No agencies or firm. Total: 7 pages (100 words max per page) Budget: Depend on the quality Deadline: Asap

I'm looking for an experienced data entry specialist who can efficiently and accurately convert English handwritten documents into digital text format. Key Requirements: - Data Entry Skills: Proficient in entering handwritten English text with a high level of accuracy. - Language Proficiency: Fluent in English for understanding and translating handwritten content. - Patience and Attention to Detail: Meticulous and careful when transcribing the text to prevent errors. It's important that the freelancer has a good quality keyboard, as well as a quiet work space to avoid any errors in transcription.

I'm in need of an English-Portuguese interpreter in Elvas, Portalegre, Portugal for an important in-person marriage interview. Key Requirements: - The interview is expected to last for less than 1 hour. This is a crucial detail to bear in mind. - The interpreter must be able to translate Portuguese to English and vice versa. It's essential that they are proficient in both languages. - Knowledge of legal terms is a must, as the interview will involve legal discussions related to marriage. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Fluency in both English and Portuguese is a prerequisite. - Prior experience with legal terminology and processes will be highly beneficial. - Previous experience in translating during marriage interviews or similar situations will be a plus....

I'm in need of a skilled 3D animator who...range of movements - from simple actions like walking and running to more complex combat sequences. The character will also need to be able to perform dialogue, so facial animations and lip syncing are critical. - The output from this project will be used in Film/TV, so experience working on similar projects is preferred. - The animations should be high-quality and suitable for professional production standards. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in 3D animation software, with a focus on realistic character animation. - Experience in creating animations for film and TV. - Ability to create a wide range of animations, including combat moves and dialogue animations. - Strong attention to detail, especially when it comes to facial expres...

My primary goal is to create a sophisticated machine translation project that focuses on Arabic to English language conversions. This is a challenging project that requires specific skill-set and in-depth knowledge in Natural Language Processing. Features I need: - Develop a multimodal machine translation model (MMT) using visuals and text to achieve accurate translation from English to Arabic and vice versa. Ideal Freelancer should have: - Proven experience in Natural Language Processing - Strong background in Machine Translation models - Ability to select and implement the most suitable Machine Translation model or API for this project, as I am open to the best possible options. If you have the necessary skills to accomplish this task, feel free to bid.

...engaging and professional posters and reels that will be used to promote our products both in English and Arabic, with a focus on the latter. Key requirements: - Must be fluent in both English and Arabic with a good understanding of cultural nuances in design. - Your design style should be modern, sleek and eye-catching. - You should be able to highlight our key products: Point of Sale Software and Hardware solutions, Receipt and Barcode printers, currency counting Machines, Softwares for Small and Medium (SMEs) etc. Payment will be per poster and reels with a minimum of 15 posters and 5 Reels per month. Ideal Skills: - Graphic design - Video (Reels) Creation - Proficiency in both English and Arabic - Experience in creating marketing materials for tech com...

I'm seeking an experienced thumbnail designer proficient in Hindi and English to create engaging YouTube thumbnails. Key Requirements: - Design bilingual thumbnails (Hindi and English) that are visually appealing and suited for a YouTube platform. - Style preferred: Photo-based with text overlay. This means the images need to be captivating and informative, with clear text that attracts viewers. Skills and Experience: - At least 5 years of experience in thumbnail design, with a strong portfolio demonstrating successful YouTube thumbnails. - Proficiency in Photoshop, Canva, Midjournery, and Chat GPT. - Ability to understand and create visuals that resonate with a diverse audience in both Hindi and English languages. - Budget-friendly approach to thumbnail creat...

Need a native Filipino translator who can translate from Filipino to English manually and accuracy. Please bid only native bidders. No agencies or firm. Total: 7 pages (100-150 words max per page) Budget: $2/ each page Deadline: 24 hours

We are an online english school looking for Native english teachers for individual courses. The courses will be starting immediately. Online individual conversation lessons. Each course will last 15 hours, 1 hour per week per student. Please get back to me for more information. thank you

I am seeking an experienced video editor who can skillfully create engaging 3-5 minute montages for my YouTube channel from Twitch streams. The video edits should prioritize: - Funny moments - Highlights of gameplay - good plays from ncaa 14, touchdown passes, tackles, completed passes Your demonstrated expertise in creating high-quality, fast-paced, and comedic montage-style videos is paramount for this project. Understanding geek culture and gaming terminologies will be a notable advantage. Please include your past gaming montage edits as references in your proposal. I welcome any creative ideas you can bring that will help to make the videos more entertaining and attractive.

I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilitie...Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable a...

Please submit a voice recording using to apply to this job, you must submit a voice recording telling about your experience & schedule (must speak Spanish & English) If you do not submit a recording, we will not contact you. The pay is $100 / week, starting.

I require a skilled developmental editor well versed in female erotic romance genre to refine my manuscript, which is more than 50,000 words. Familiarity with the Chicago Manual of Style is preferred. The focus areas are: - Character development - Plot structure - Dialogue and chemistry The ideal candidate should have a solid understanding of the key elements that make a compelling female erotic romance, along with a strong ability to edit and polish narrative and conversation without losing the original tone and intent. Experience in the genre is essential.

Task at hand is to extract vocals from a highly distorted audio file OF APPROXIMATELY 8 MINUTES. I DO HAVE OTHER FILES I WOULD LIKE DONE AS WELL, IF EXTRACTION IS SUCCESSFUL. As a client, my ultimate target is related to: - Enhancing intelligibility within the dialogue to bring utmost clarity. - Identifying specific words or phrases that may prove crucial. - The file is from a criminal setup with the audio of a father setting up his son; thus every word could change the narrative. The audio clip has been intentionally distorted over crucial conversation. Do whatever it takes to make the conversation extremely clear irrespective of the overall audio quality. Those offering skills and experience in forensic audio analysis, audio software engineering will ideally match the job req...

Need a native Croatian translator who can translate from Croatian to English manually and accuracy. Please bid only native bidders. No agencies or firm. Total: 7 pages (100 words max per page) Budget: $2/ each page Deadline: 24 hours

...you agree then proceed and apply to help. I am looking for a native female American English speaker to provide me with in-person lessons like a friend. This is a personal growth initiative, so I am interested in developing my overall comprehension in a relaxed, engaging environment. More specifically, I am keen on enhancing my conversation skills through real-time discussions, scenario-based conversations, and constructive feedback. Ideal candidates should have: - Teaching experience in English (American dialect) - Strong conversation skills - Ability to develop and adapt lesson plans to cater to my personal progress - Ability to hold in-person lessons regularly - Patience and enthusiasm in teaching English as a second language Freelancers with prior experience...

Need a native Portuguese translator who can translate from Portuguese to English manually and accuracy. Please bid only native bidders. No agencies or firm. Total: 7 pages (100-150 words max per page) Budget: $2/ each page Deadline: 24 hours

I need a Pptx document translated from English to Simplified Chinese as soon as possible. The file has 2000 words. Need high quality human translation only. Google/AI or automatic software works are not allowed and will be rejected. Need the translation back in word Pptx format maintaining the formatting and layout of the source file. Price: 30 fixed. Deadline: 24 hours max Don't bid if you don't agree the price and timeframe. Thanks!

I have a scientific article in French that I would like translated into English for publication in an English journal. The subject matter is in the field of geography so a background in this area would be beneficial. Key Requirements: - Fluency in both French and English - Experience with scientific translation - Understanding of geographical terminology The document is between 10 to 20 pages long and contains specialized terminology that needs to be translated accurately. If you are bilingual and have experience in this area, I would love to hear from you.

We are looking for a native Estonian translator to translate our texts. Please bid only native speaker. We won't accept google, machine or AI translation.

...system. The cms allpws us to control the content displayed in-store TV screens. The platform can be seen here: - If you have digital signage experience this will be ideal (this is not building a website) - Fluent English speaking - We would like to work with a freelancer, not a company (paid hourly) - Proven development experience (sample of similar works required) - Experience in Android: java | Windows: c# | - Web-based CMS: PHP/JS, HTML and CSS - Experience in RSS/XML will be an advantage. Someone reliable, hard-working, English speaking, and skilled. Some of the tasks; - SAAS completion, - Redesign/interface changes - 40 new features - new widget/feed integrations and Customisation - improved reliability/scalability - CMS alterations/improvements I am very seriou...

For this task, I am searching for a freelancer skilled in audio editing to extract names from a 20-minute audio. The quality of the recording is good. What is needed: - Eliminate names using a beep sound. The outcome should not interrupt the flow of dialogue, maintaining as natural a progression as possible. - Post redaction, convert the audio file to MP3 format. Ideal Skills and Qualifications: - Experience with audio editing, specifically redaction. - Expertise in manipulating sound while minimising disruption to surrounding audio. - Proficient in converting audio files to different formats. Please ensure you have the correct software and expertise before bidding. This project requires precision and attention to detail for effective completion.

...a personal letter from English to Vietnamese within a week. Following the translation, the task involves sending the letter to a Vietnam address via standard postal service. Key Tasks: - Translation: The personal letter is to be accurately translated from English to Vietnamese. The translation should maintain the tone and intent of the original text. - Mailing: Upon completion of the translation, the translated letter should be sent to a specified Vietnam address using standard postal service. Ideal Candidate: - Native Vietnamese speaker/ - I DO NOT KNOW THE ADDRESS OF THE PERSON WHO I WANT TO SEND THE LETTER. THE PERSON WHOM THE LETTER IS ADDRESSED IS A POPULAR PERSONALITY IN VIETNAM, AND THIS FREELANCER HAS TO FIND THE ADDRESS VIA RESEARCH. - Proficient in English...

I'm hosting a Bible seminar in Kreol and need an interpreter who can fluently translate spoken Kreol to English. This is a one-day event, so it's a relatively short assignment but crucial for bridging language gaps and ensuring all participants can follow the content. Requirements: - Proficiency in both Kreol and English - Experience in translation/interpretation, especially in a seminar or religious context, would be highly beneficial - Strong communication skills to ensure the interpretation is clear and accurate This role would suit a professional interpreter who is comfortable with religious terminology and has a proven track record of translating effectively in real-time.

I'm looking for a skilled English-speaking host or speaker for my social gatherings. The ideal candidate should be able to captivate and engage the audience throughout the event. Key Requirements: - Hosting experience: I need someone with a proven track record of hosting successful events. - Excellent English: Since the event is language-focused, the host should have a strong command of the English language. - Charismatic and engaging: The right person for this job should be able to keep the audience entertained and interested in the event. - Punctuality: It's crucial that the host is punctual and can manage the flow of the event smoothly. If you have experience in hosting social gatherings, excellent English skills, and a knack for engaging audi...

I'm seeking skilled animators with expertise in 2D animation to bring meme content to life. - I'm interested in animators who can create memes that are both humorous and clever, so a good sense of comedy and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet cul...and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet culture and current trends in memes, as well as the ability to adapt these into animations. - Experience in creating content for social media will be a plus. Looking forward to collaborating with talented meme animators. We have already created the character. We just need him in different scenarios and funny situations related to today's news and current affairs while also addi...

Looking for a skilled web designer and developer to work full time...responsibilities will include graphic design, HTML/CSS coding, JavaScript and Bootstrap programming in Spanish and English Key Responsibilities: - Develop and maintain websites using HTML, CSS, JavaScript and Bootstrap using our proprietary CMS. - Implement interactive features and dynamic content using JavaScript. - Optimize images for fast loading. Must be strong in responsive design using CSS media queries. Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Graphic Design software. - Strong experience in HTML/CSS. - Proven track record in JavaScript programming. - Ability to work creatively and proficiently. - Excellent communication and collaboration skills. - Strong Spanish and English speaking a...

I'm looking for a translator who can help me translate less than 1,000 words of marketing materials from Tamil to Hindi and Tamil to English. Key Responsibilities: - Translate marketing materials from Tamil to Hindi and Tamil to English - Ensure high linguistic quality Ideal Candidate: - Native or near-native proficiency in both Hindi and English - Proven experience in marketing translation - Familiarity with Tamil language and culture - Strong attention to detail - Ability to meet deadlines If you're confident in your translation skills and have experience with marketing content, I'd love to hear from you.

I'm in need of an experienced translation professional to help me summarize a lengthy document of 36 pages in English to Thai. This summary will be intended for classroom discussions. Key requirements: - Highly skilled in both English and Thai languages - Proven experience in translating and summarizing documents - Previous work in a publishing context would be highly valued This project is crucial for my upcoming meeting so I need someone who can deliver high quality work within a reasonable timeframe. A keen eye for detail and a dedication to accuracy in translation is a must.

I'm seeking a proficient English expert who specializes in reviewing academic texts, particularly within the scope of Science and Engineering. My aim is to ensure that my work is free of errors, easy to understand and meets the highest academic standards. Key Responsibilities: - Review and correct my English writing - Enhance clarity and improve sentence structure Ideal Skills: - Strong command of English language - Excellent grammar, punctuation, spelling, and vocabulary knowledge - Experience in academic writing, particularly in the field of Science and Engineering is a must - Proficiency in technical language related to Science and Engineering is desirable Please include examples of your previous work in academic editing, especially in related fields. I am ...

I'm looking to create an appealing short video commercial for our English Summer School that will be shared across social media. The aim of this video is to increase enrollment and, while doing so, provide some information on the specific attributes of each of our five branches. The successful freelancer should ideally have: - Proven expertise in creating compelling live-action video content suitable for social media - Excellent storytelling skills and the ability to differentiate between the general and specific content provided for each branch - A high degree of adaptability to utilize the provided assets and similar video samples The video should be approximately 8 to 9 frames long; assets, including sample videos, will be provided to aid your creativity. Please note the...

I'm in need of a skilled English to Arabic translator to assist with translating technical documents. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in both English and Arabic - Prior experience with translating technical documents - Strong attention to detail - Familiarity with industry-specific terminology This is a non-urgent project, so there isn't a pressing deadline. I am in need of a translator who can accurately and efficiently translate the content without requiring proofreading or editing. If you are confident in your translation capabilities and have a background in technical translation, I'd love to hear from you!

I'm in need of translation services from English to Indonesian for personal communication. The content should maintain a semi-formal language tone. Ideal Candidate: - Fluent in English and Indonesian - Experience in translating personal communications - Ability to retain original tone and style - Familiarity with semi-formal language nuances. Please provide examples of your past translation works, if available. I am looking forward to collaborate with a competent and reliable translator.

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The website is Stuck in search in terms of the number of visits. Please do not offer a set of links as I am not looking for backlinks, but rather seeking a real strategy for significant improvement. The website targets the UAE in both Arabic and English languages." We have updated all on-page factors and I have created guest posts on very high authority sites, but without improvement. Send me similar samples with results (only In the last few months) Quote should guarantee the achieving the results.

Need Malayalam dialogue translator for two 12 mins short film. English dialogues will be given. Malayalam dialogues will be needed.

Need Telugu dialogue translator for two 12 mins short films.

...hire an experienced English tutor who can conduct face-to-face lessons for beginner level teenagers. The course will run from 20th June to 20th July in Malaysia, encompassing key skills such as: -Conversation -Reading comprehension -Writing skills This intensive tutoring requires the individual to commit 15 hours per week, providing an immersive learning experience for our teens. The successful applicant should have a solid background in teaching English language skills to a similar age group, and ideally familiar with teaching those who are at the beginner level. Dedication, patience and innovative teaching methods are qualities that I hold in high regard. Excited to see how you can help our teens master English. This is a great opportunity for a dynamic E...

I'm looking for a skilled developer to create a fun and engaging website for my meme token. The website will be a PARODY of a popular Adult website. NO PORN, JUST FUNNY VIDEOS. Key Features: ** Refer ** - Require all functionalities as but with the theme of pornhub website. - Videos will be hosted on youtube with link to our website as per sample. - Other then mainpage with videos there will be 3-4 other pages with general meme token information like tokennomics, Presale (no web3- just a page), Socials, dexscreener chart, Contact us etc. - Require ability for admin to upload videos from time to time. - Ideally use a tech stack like react.js ,node.js so that future web3 developments can be incorporated. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in web development, particularly

hello I am currently looking for someone to translate my website privacy policy document. (Please enter tran to prove you are not a bot) We currently have a privacy policy written in English, and we need a lawyer (legal expert) to translate it into Korean, Spanish, Japanese, Arabic, and French. The total budget is about $10 to $15.

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I'm looking for a freelancer with extensive knowledge in English Literature who specializes in making IB individual oral scripts. The individual oral presentation will concentrate on: a global issue and how is it present in a literary text. How and what does the author make in order to portray it?

I'm in need of a talented individual who can create high-quality, cartoonish style animated GIFs for my marketing and promotional campaigns. Key Requirements: - Create funny and humorous, yet professional animated GIFs for my promotional and marketing needs. - The GIFs will be used across various platforms such as social media, email marketing campaigns, and website banners. So, they need to be versatile and engaging. - The desired style for these GIFs is 'Cartoonish'. Therefore, experience in creating such content or a strong portfolio in cartoon-style animation is highly desired. Your responsibilities will include: - Conceptualizing and storyboarding the GIFs. - Designing and animating the cartoonish GIFs in a way that is both entertaining and fits the marketing p...

I have an hour-long Spanish audio that needs to be dubbed into English. The content is entertainment-based and requires precise timing and emotional match with the original. Key Requirements: - Dub the Spanish audio into English - Ensure the timing of the dubbed audio matches the original - Maintain the emotional nuances of the original - Experience with audio dubbing is a plus - Ability to handle an hour-long audio without quality loss